| STOP!.. STOP IT!.. STOP TAUNTING ME! |
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STOP!.. STOP IT!.. STOP TAUNTING ME!
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BAD!! BAD SNAKE!! BAD!!
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| Yeah all that&# 39; s missing is a sign saying... |
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Yeah all that's missing is a sign saying "Defiently not haunted"
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| She&# 39; s sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire... |
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She's sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire the emergency writers!
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| I&# 39; ll tell you where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF... |
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I'll tell you where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN!!
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| Oh Larry, your jus- you are a fucking asshole |
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Oh Larry, your jus- you are a fucking asshole
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| Let&# 39; s celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win!! |
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Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win!!
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| What are you saying, why are words allowed to... |
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What are you saying, why are words allowed to escape your face?
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| When they told me about your secret stash of... |
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When they told me about your secret stash of tentacle hentai, I was confused.
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| Yeah what&# 39; s your problem!? You acting like I just... |
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Yeah what's your problem!? You acting like I just jumped a fence on a motorcycle!
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| You heard of Jesus!? Well even he can&# 39; t do as much... |
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You heard of Jesus!? Well even he can't do as much as Flex Tape!!
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| That&# 39; s a LOTTA DAA MIDGE |
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That's a LOTTA DAA MIDGE
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| But anyways, this vodka is very special. Mainly... |
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But anyways, this vodka is very special. Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is insane
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| What the actual fuck did you just say to me right... |
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What the actual fuck did you just say to me right now? G Get outta my face.
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| What the fucking fuuuuuuuck!? |
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What the fucking fuuuuuuuck!?
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| What do I look like to you, some sorta big baby?!... |
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What do I look like to you, some sorta big baby?! (Puts a pacifier in his mouth)
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STOP!!!!!
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| I&# 39; m out. No pizza? Can&# 39; t watch TV, can&# 39; t eat... |
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I'm out. No pizza? Can't watch TV, can't eat pizza? Go to jail? Can't eat pizza?
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| He&# 39; s so horny at the idea of fucking off that he... |
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He's so horny at the idea of fucking off that he tells her to fuck off!
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| Oh, now that&# 39; s cool! I&# 39; m jumpin&# 39;, I&# 39; m jivin- Annd,... |
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Oh, now that's cool! I'm jumpin', I'm jivin- Annd, it's gone!
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| Endorse? Endorse what? I thought sports were... |
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Endorse? Endorse what? I thought sports were played outdorse.
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| &# 34; IN TROUBLE&# 34; IS NOT A LOCATION!!! |
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"IN TROUBLE" IS NOT A LOCATION!!!
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| TWO KIDS GON&# 39; DIE TONIGHT!! |
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TWO KIDS GON' DIE TONIGHT!!
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| Yeah don&# 39; t worry about it, here&# 39; s a loonie for... |
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Yeah don't worry about it, here's a loonie for your time, a toonie for your wife,
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| I shoulda let you- what the fuck? |
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I shoulda let you- what the fuck?
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| What is it with these doors in these shows about... |
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What is it with these doors in these shows about the spooky shit?!
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| MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE NUMBER ONE! |
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MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE NUMBER ONE!
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SRSLY!?
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| The moral of this story is &# 34; Never think, or else.&# 34;... |
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The moral of this story is "Never think, or else."
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| The moral of the story is, don&# 39; t be unlucky and be... |
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The moral of the story is, don't be unlucky and be a dog.
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| Hey, could you move the cam- THE CAMARA&# 39; S A BIT... |
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Hey, could you move the cam- THE CAMARA'S A BIT HIGH UP!!
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| Lady, you just got turned into a horse! I&# 39; m &# 39; onna... |
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Lady, you just got turned into a horse! I'm 'onna say sky's the limit!
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| But that&# 39; s OK, &# 39; cause WHY NOT? I did a bunch of... |
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But that's OK, 'cause WHY NOT? I did a bunch of coke before I made this game!
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ACTUAL, FUCKING, SCENE
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