| I don&# 39; t actually mind Drake Bell. He&# 39; s actually... |
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I don't actually mind Drake Bell. He's actually kinda funny. But I hate fan girls
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| Maybe he just took so much meth, he fucked a dude |
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Maybe he just took so much meth, he fucked a dude
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| I&# 39; d join the army if Liam Neilson was my partner... |
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I'd join the army if Liam Neilson was my partner in arms
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| Fanfiction will never truely change.. It will... |
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Fanfiction will never truely change.. It will always SUCK
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| Rule 14: If it exists, KORN will fit the mood for... |
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Rule 14: If it exists, KORN will fit the mood for it.
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| If I wanted to see girl on girl porn, I would go... |
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If I wanted to see girl on girl porn, I would go to a porn site (not that I do).
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| Try reading a book once in a while |
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Try reading a book once in a while
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| I know the name of almost every porn site (don&# 39; t... |
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I know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how)
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| The mighty king Goose gives us food to eat. |
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The mighty king Goose gives us food to eat.
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| Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed |
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Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed
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| You show it your penis, and see if it stares for... |
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You show it your penis, and see if it stares for more than 20 seconds
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Only in Mexico
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| The BETTER question is, why were you smelling it... |
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The BETTER question is, why were you smelling it in the first place?
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| It&# 39; s a porn site... He&# 39; s &# 34; smart&# 34; enough to leave... |
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It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open
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| Mexicans are considered Russians |
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Mexicans are considered Russians
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| We have polar bears with stun guns |
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We have polar bears with stun guns
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| If nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him? |
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If nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
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| Are wolfs magicians now. Are they gonna pull a... |
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Are wolfs magicians now. Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?
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| Stuff like Family guy is the only time I&# 39; m okay... |
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Stuff like Family guy is the only time I'm okay with such things
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| I&# 39; m afried. I have nothing but dislikeness towards... |
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I'm afried. I have nothing but dislikeness towards the whole idea of this story.
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| I&# 39; m born a Christian. And Christian&# 39; s believe in... |
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I'm born a Christian. And Christian's believe in that.
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| It&# 39; s as fucked up as you would expect from... |
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It's as fucked up as you would expect from "AlexTheHeretic".
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| This review is already being typed. and I&# 39; m too... |
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This review is already being typed. and I'm too lazy to stop it from publishing
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| when Jason angrily asks why I did this, I&# 39; ll blaim... |
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when Jason angrily asks why I did this, I'll blaim it on my Canadian. Ness.
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| Anything over 30 or 40 thousand words, will... |
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Anything over 30 or 40 thousand words, will usually freak me out
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| I try making a point, of reviewing horrible... |
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I try making a point, of reviewing horrible stories, to save other readers
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| Every time Kate cheats, my remaining respect of... |
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Every time Kate cheats, my remaining respect of these stories lowers
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| You need psychological help. |
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You need psychological help.
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TAKE THAT STEREOTYPES!!
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| I love the part where skip over the fact &# 34; nobody... |
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I love the part where skip over the fact "nobody asked"
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| If your gonna insult me, first I have to give a... |
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If your gonna insult me, first I have to give a shit about your opinions
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