Canada24's club.. Jan Valentine quotes from Hellsing Ultimate (NOT the abridged one)

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Please. I can pull this job in my goddamn sleep
Please. I can pull this job in my goddamn sleep
Right then. Ciao
Right then. Ciao
These guys are complete fucking idiots? You sure...
These guys are complete fucking idiots? You sure about this shit
And if you run into Alucard or the Hellsing bitch,...
And if you run into Alucard or the Hellsing bitch, don't stop 'till their dead
Bring in the fucking death code by Konami
Bring in the fucking death code by Konami
Ooh, I&# 39; m so fucking hard right now
Ooh, I'm so fucking hard right now
And a shout out to the queen bitch herself, Miss...
And a shout out to the queen bitch herself, Miss Hellsing
Your ass is currently being kicked by the...
Your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine Brothers
By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing but a pile...
By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing but a pile of shit
All that&# 39; s left is to kick the shit out of a...
All that's left is to kick the shit out of a little girl and some old people
Fuck, these are some fine cigars. All buguoire and...
Fuck, these are some fine cigars. All buguoire and shit
A slow and agonising death is to good for that...
A slow and agonising death is to good for that stick-up-her-ass bitch
I think it&# 39; s time some one showed her a good...
I think it's time some one showed her a good old-fashioned ass kickin'
We just wanna torture you, kill you, maybe skull...
We just wanna torture you, kill you, maybe skull fuck your corpse...
That&# 39; s real fucking great
That's real fucking great
Plowing through you people was really starting to...
Plowing through you people was really starting to bore the fuck outta me
OH, FUCK YOU
OH, FUCK YOU
You like that, you old fuck
You like that, you old fuck
Get off bitch, I&# 39; m supposed to be on top
Get off bitch, I'm supposed to be on top
Get the fuck off me. Fucking vampire slut
Get the fuck off me. Fucking vampire slut
No wonder you all went down like a fucking bunch...
No wonder you all went down like a fucking bunch of pussies
Me? I&# 39; m just a tourist, passing by, minding my...
Me? I'm just a tourist, passing by, minding my business
Right now, Big Brother Valentine is beating...
Right now, Big Brother Valentine is beating Alucard into a carpet stain
You people are so fucking dead and you don&# 39; t even...
You people are so fucking dead and you don't even know it
....... oh fuck me
....... oh fuck me
Go on and kill me then, dick
Go on and kill me then, dick
What up, bitch
What up, bitch
You really think they&# 39; re gonna let me fucking live
You really think they're gonna let me fucking live
Well, since it looks like I&# 39; m fucked, I&# 39; ll piss...
Well, since it looks like I'm fucked, I'll piss some wisdom on you dipshits
You can take this clue and shove it up your ass...
You can take this clue and shove it up your ass bitch
 Windwakerguy430 posted over a year ago
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