So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
link
Guess we should talk about the plot..
Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded by a bat and he later admits to his therapist it gave him an erecton, though he doesn't know why.
Thoughout the film Peter also mistreats his secertary Alva. Obsessing over a missing file.
Eventually Pete gets biteen by a vampire (if it was even real). And becomes crazier than usual.
Eventually Peter believes he is a vampire (responding by running though the streets screamng "I'M A VAMPIRE!" over and over).
That's it, that's all we could watch..
This probably isn't a real review. But I had to talk about this.. Check it out if you can find it..
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
link
Guess we should talk about the plot..
Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded by a bat and he later admits to his therapist it gave him an erecton, though he doesn't know why.
Thoughout the film Peter also mistreats his secertary Alva. Obsessing over a missing file.
Eventually Pete gets biteen by a vampire (if it was even real). And becomes crazier than usual.
Eventually Peter believes he is a vampire (responding by running though the streets screamng "I'M A VAMPIRE!" over and over).
That's it, that's all we could watch..
This probably isn't a real review. But I had to talk about this.. Check it out if you can find it..
#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE CAP LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With love and fresh farts.
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE CAP LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With love and fresh farts.
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I am absolutely OBSESSED with this show..
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#2: WALKING DEAD:
I wrote a spoof of it. But never made REAL fanfictions of Walking Dead..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#3: SOUTH PARK:
I try to avoid South Park fanfiction though.. I don't want my respect of the show it being lowered..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#4: BAND OF BROTHERS:
One word describes this..
F##king awesome!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#5: BREAKING BAD:
What ever happened to this show? :(
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#6: SIMPSONS:
Homor is a legend :)
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this show..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#2: WALKING DEAD:
I wrote a spoof of it. But never made REAL fanfictions of Walking Dead..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#3: SOUTH PARK:
I try to avoid South Park fanfiction though.. I don't want my respect of the show it being lowered..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#4: BAND OF BROTHERS:
One word describes this..
F##king awesome!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#5: BREAKING BAD:
What ever happened to this show? :(
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#6: SIMPSONS:
Homor is a legend :)