A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Applebloom
Applejack
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Colgate
Dexter
Erica
Flam
Flim
Karl
Kyle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity

Towns used for fanfiction

Appleloosa
Ponyville
St. Foalis

Based off the youtube video created by TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and Applejack's family gets off.

Applejack: Yeehaw. I can't wait to go see Braeburn.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: What are we going to do?
Applejack: A lot of things Applebloom, but first I need a drink. Y'all get to Braeburns, and I'll go to the saloon.
Big Macintosh: I don't think that sounds fair. We've got to unload everything while you get drunk.
Applejack: I ain't getting drunk, and I promise to help you as soon as I get back.
Big Macintosh: Ok. *Carrying luggage* Come on Applebloom *Walks slowly to Braeburn's*
Applebloom: *Follows Big Macintosh*
Applejack: *Goes to Saloon* Howdy.
Waiter: Applejack, good to see you. What can I do for ya?
Applejack: I'd just like a drink.
Waiter: Ok. *Filling glass with cider* But you better be careful. The Flim Flam brothers are here. They've been trying to steal your cousin's orchard.
Applejack: They have?
Waiter: Yeah. Poor Braeburn don't know what he's gettin' himself into. *Puts drink in front of Applejack*
Applejack: *Takes drink* I'll deal with them myself. Thanks for telling me *Drinks cider*

When Applebloom, and Big Macintosh arrived at Braeburn's orchard they were in for a surprise.

Flim: *Talking to Braeburn*
Flam: *Looking for intruders*
Applebloom: Are those the Flim Flam brothers?
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: Do you know why they're hear?
Big Macintosh: Nope.
Applejack: *Rushes to Big Macintosh* Hey. Did you see the Flim Flam brothers anywhere?
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: They're on Braeburn's orchard.
Applejack: Not on my watch *Runs quickly to Braeburn*
Braeburn: No matter what y'all say, I won't sell this orchard to you.
Flim: Then you're done for.
Flam: Hey! Applejack is coming towards us.
Flim: Then what are you waiting for? Shoot her!
Flam: *Fires gun*
Applejack: *Dodges bullet*
Flam: *reloading*
Applejack: *punches Flam* You leave my cousin alone! Understand?
Flim: Let's get outta here! *Running*
Flam: *Following*
Applejack: And don't you ever come back here!
Braeburn: Wow. Thank you so much.
Applejack: No problem. That's what friends are for.
Applebloom: And family.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.

Meanwhile with the Flim Flam brothers

Flim: We need to find a way to stop Applejack from preventing us from attacking Braeburn. He needs to sell us his orchard, so we can make cider again.
Flam: I think I have a plan. We'll go over there tonight, when they're all asleep and steal something very valuable.
Flim: Good idea, but what are we going to steal?
Flam: I don't know.
Dexter: *Arrives* I think I may have the answer to your problem.
Flim: Dexter, where have you been?
Dexter: Getting weapons, and ammo. Also, I robbed the bank, and got money for our train tickets.
Flam: Excellent. We have a plan. We're going to travel somewhere with something very valuable of theirs, and we'll try to lose them in a city far from here.
Dexter: What place do you have in mind?
Flam: St. Foalis.
Dexter: It's far, but worth it. I'll go get Karl, and Kyle.

That night, the Flim Flam brothers waited to sneak onto Braeburn's orchard. Everyone in the house was asleep.

Flim: You four wait here. If you hear shouting, run without me.
Dexter: We got it.
Flim: *Walks into house* *Quietly tiptoes upstairs*
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Applebloom: *Sleeping next to Applejack*
Flim: *Levitates Applebloom with magic*
Applebloom: *Slowly opening eyes*
Flim: *humming lullaby*
Applebloom: *Closes eyes*
Flim: *Carrying Applebloom*
Applebloom: *Sleeping*
Flim: *Walking downstairs*
Applejack: Applebloom! Where are you?!
Flim: *Running out house carrying Applebloom*
Dexter: Good, you got her. Let's go. *Runs*
Flim: *Runs*

The Flim Flam brothers, Dexter, Karl, and Kyle both ran to the train station. Applejack had no idea where her sister was.

The next morning, Applejack, and Big Macintosh went looking for her all over Appleloosa. When they returned to Braeburn's orchard, they had no idea where she was.

Braeburn: First, the Flim Flam brothers try to steal my orchard, then your sister goes disappearing. I think those Flim Flam brothers are behind this.
Applejack: Yeah, I think so to, but where have they gone?
Colgate: *walks up* Applejack?
Applejack: Colgate, how are you?
Colgate: Not too good. I just got off the train, and I saw your sister with the Flim Flam brothers, and a bunch of other ponies. They got on the train when I left.
Braeburn: Looks like I was right.
Applejack: We have to save my sister Braeburn. Let's go.

Applejack, and Braeburn set off to save Applebloom.

When Applejack, and Braeburn got to the station, they could see the Flim Flam brothers with Applebloom.

Applejack: Applebloom, come here now!
Applebloom: *Runs to Applejack*
Karl: Nope! *grabs Applebloom* Where do you think you're going?
Applebloom: APPLEJACK!!
Kyle: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Hides behind cart*
Braeburn: *Shoots at Kyle*
Flim: Our train is here.
Flam: *Shoots wheel off cart*
Applejack: *Shoots Flam* APPLEBLOOM!
Applebloom: APPLEJACK! *Being pulled into train*
Dexter: Shut up *Gets Applebloom into train*
Applejack: We gotta get on that train. *Runs to station*
Braeburn: *Follows Applejack*
Engineer: *Waiting*
Conductor: All aboard.
Engineer: *Blows whistle*
Braeburn: They're taking off! *Runs faster to train*
Engineer: *Drives train*
Applejack: *Jumps on*
Braeburn: *Tries to jump on* Ah! *Grabs railing* I don't think I'll be able to climb up.
Applejack: Give me your back leg.
Braeburn: *Moves back leg to Applejack*
Applejack: *Pulls Braeburn on*
Braeburn: You saved me.
Applejack: Yep. Now, let's get in. *Walks inside train*
Braeburn: *Follows*

When they walked inside the passenger car, they saw the Flim Flam brothers, and their gang.

Applejack: Let's go in the other car behind us *Walks into other passenger car*
Braeburn: *Follows Applejack*
Applejack: *Sits down*
Braeburn: *Sits next to Applejack*
Conductor: *Walks in passenger car* Tickets.
Braeburn: *Shows money* We accidentally dropped ours while the train was moving.
Conductor: *Takes money* Anypony else don't have tickets?

Applejack, and Braeburn waited until the train got to St. Foalis. When they got there, The Flim Flam brothers, and their gang went off the train.

Applejack: Let's get going Braeburn. *Gets off train*
Braeburn: *Follows Applejack*
Dexter: Where are we taking this filly boss?
Flim: Ehem.
Dexter: Sorry. I mean bosses.
Flam: That's more like it.
Flim: We are going into the river to drown her.
Applebloom: You can't drown me!
Passengers: *Looking at Flim Flam brothers*
Flim: Keep your mouth shut.
Passenger: Hey, what's happening?
Dexter: None of your shitty business *Shoots passenger*
Passengers: *Running away*

The only ponies that didn't run away were Applejack, and Braeburn. They were quietly following the Flim Flam brothers.

Flim: Ok. We'll buy a cart over there. Me, and my brother will pull the cart to the river so we can drown Applebloom.
Flam: *Checks money* Let's try not to spend too much. We gotta save some dough for when we run low on ammunition.
Flim: Don't worry too much. *Goes to dealer* How much for the cart?
Dealer: Five bits.
Flim: *Pays dealer five bits* Alright. Everypony get in.
Karl, Kyle & Applebloom: *Get in cart*
Dexter: *Hitches Flim and Flam to cart*
Flim & Flam: *Pull cart*
Braeburn: *Sees Cart* Applejack, over there!
Applejack: They're heading towards the river.
Braeburn: AJ, I don't know about you, but I think they're going to try, and drown her.
Applejack: We can't let that happen. Come on! *Runs very fast*
Braeburn: Hey, wait for me! *Running after Applejack*
Dexter: *Sees Applejack* Sir? We've got company.
Flim: Applejack?
Dexter: Applejack.
Flam: Let's go faster then.
Flim & Flam: *Run faster*
Karl: Should we shoot them?
Flim: Yeah, get them off our tail.
Karl: *Grabs rifle*
Kyle: *Grabs shotgun*
Applejack: They have guns. *grabs revolver*
Karl: *Shoots at Braeburn*
Applejack: *Shoots wheel off cart*
Dexter: Ah! We lost a wheel!
Flim & Flam: *Losing control*
Braeburn: *Shoots off Flam's hat*
Flam: Ah!!

The cart stopped, and all six ponies run off. Well, Applebloom was being carried, and Dexter was carrying her.

The Flim Flam brothers were close to getting to the river, but Applejack, and Braeburn were close behind them.

Flim: Kyle, Karl. Deal with those two.
Karl: We're on it.
Applejack: *Hits Kyle*
Karl: Or at least, I am.
Braeburn: *Kicks Karl*
Applejack: Deal with these two. I gotta save Applebloom. *Runs off*
Braeburn: *Grabs shotgun*
Karl: Hey, that's mine.
Braeburn: Then you can have it again in hell. *Shoots Karl*
Kyle: *Pushes Braeburn on ground*
Braeburn: Ah! *Drops shotgun*
Kyle: *Going for shotgun*
Braeburn: *grabs revolver*
Kyle: *Grabs shotgun*
Braeburn: *Shoots Kyle*
Kyle: *Shoots Braeburn*

After that, Applejack was running towards closer, and closer to the Flim Flam brothers.

Flim: Drop her in the river.
Dexter: *Drops Applebloom in the river*
Applejack: *Jumps in river*
Applebloom: Applejack.
Flam: GGrrrrr. Shoot her!
Dexter: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Carrying Applebloom towards land*
Flim: *shoots Applejack's hat*
Applejack: Ah! *gets Applebloom out of river*
Braeburn: *Arrives*
Dexter: *Knocks out Braeburn*
Applejack: Braeburn!
Flim: Stop right there. Put your hooves up.
Applejack: *raises hooves in air*
Flim: You to!
Applebloom: *Raises hooves in air*
Flim: Now. What are we going to do with you?
Flam: I know.

In a dark room in some warehouse, Flim, Flam, and Dexter were beating up Applejack, and Braeburn. Applebloom was tied to part of the wall, and couldn't do anything.

Flam: *Kicks Applejack*
Flim: *Laughing, and punching Braeburn*
Dexter: Haha!
Applejack: *Standing up*
Dexter: *Kicks Applejack*
Braeburn: Hey, you leave her alone!
Flim: *Punches Braeburn*
Braeburn: Ow *Laying on ground*
Applejack: You'll be sorry after all this!
Flim: *Punches Applejack*
Applejack: *Leaning on wall* In other words, you're in trouble.
Flim: *Pushes Applejack onto floor*
Dexter: *Knocks out Braeburn*
Flam: Ok, that's enough. Leave these three to die, and let's return to Appleloosa.

After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another pony walked in.

??: Hey. Are you alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. You three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two unicorns with an orange pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd you see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!
Braeburn: Alright! Who are you, and what do you want?!
Applejack: Braeburn, stop! She's a friend.
Braeburn. Ooooh. Hi, I'm sorry about what happened my name is Braeburn what is your name?
Erica: My name is Erica. You talk really fast.
Braeburn: I do? Oh, yeah I do. Sometimes.
Applejack: *Unties Applebloom* Alright. We have to go now. Flim, and Flam could be anywhere by now.
Erica: Try the trainstation.
Applejack: Ok. *Runs to train station*
Braeburn & Applebloom: *Following Applejack*

Erica was right. The Flim Flam brothers were at the train station.

Flam: Ah. Success. Something that we always get.
Flim: And our train has arrived. Good.
Applejack: *Running towards station* We gotta hurry! *Runs quickly to train*
Braeburn & Applebloom: *Following*
Flim, Flam, & Dexter: *Boarding train*
Applejack: *About to get on train*
Porter: Hey! You don't have a ticket!
Applejack: So?
Porter: So you can't get on the train.
Applejack: I don't care *Gets on*
Braeburn & Applebloom: *Get on train*
Porter: *Sighs* Nopony cares about what I think is important.

Just like on the trip to St. Foalis, Applejack, and her friends got in a different car then Flim, and Flam to make sure they did not get spotted.

At Ponyville, the train stopped.

Engineer: *walks in train* Attention everypony. Our engine has broken down, and will be stuck here for nine hours. In the meantime, go explore the city.
Applejack: Well, this would be a perfect time to drop Applebloom off here.
Applebloom: I wanna go with you.
Applejack: No you don't. I can't afford to have your life at risk.
Braeburn: Where are we going to leave her? Sweet Apple Acres isn't a good option.
Applejack: Maybe. If Big Mac didn't come back from Appleloosa. We'll just have to check.
Applebloom: Why can't I stay with Granny Smith?
Applejack: She doesn't pay much attention to you. As much as I love Granny Smith, she just falls asleep a lot.
Applebloom: I can get her to wake up.
Applejack: *Sighs* Where's Rarity?
Braeburn: I thought you two hated each other.
Applejack: Nah, not anymore. We just have to get to Carousel Boutique. *Walks towards Sugarcube Corner*
Applebloom: This ain't the way to the boutique.
Applejack: I know that, I just wanna talk to Pinkie Pie first.

So the three ponies walk into Sugarcube Corner

Pinkie Pie: Guten Tag Applejack. How are you?
Applejack: Fine. I have to go to Appleloosa with Braeburn, and stop the Flim Flam brothers from trying to steal his orchard.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. So, why are you here then?
Applejack: Our train broke down, and I want Applebloom to be somewhere safe.
Pinkie Pie: Ach! Pick me! Pick me! You can trust a german, can't you?! *Squee*
Applejack: Well...

Suddenly, a loud thump was heard from upstairs

Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel? I gotta help Mr, and Mrs. Cake get my Oktoberfest decorations in the attic. Sorry.
Applejack: That's fine. Have you at least seen Rarity?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but she might be busy.
Applejack: Come on Braeburn, let's take Applebloom to Rarity.

They left Sugarcube Corner, when Rarity showed up, looking worried.

Rarity: Applejack! Your barn is on fire!
Applejack: Say what?
Rarity: The Flim Flam brothers set Sweet Apple Acres on fire, and your barn is being destroyed.
Applebloom: Oh no!!
Applejack: We gotta run over there now! *Running very fast*
Braeburn, Applebloom, and Rarity: *Following Applejack*
Rarity: Ugh *Slowing down* Go without me. My mane will be ruined if I run any faster.
Applejack: *Sighs* Whatever *Continues to run*

By the time Applejack arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, everything was destroyed. Flim, and Flam weren't anywhere to be seen, but Granny Smith was there. Luckily no one was hurt.

Applejack: Well, we can't have Applebloom stay here.
Applebloom: Why would they do this?
Applejack: Well you see Applebloom, some ponies do very rude things, just because they don't like someone. They are known as assholes.
Braeburn: Hey look. Rarity ain't that far. You can get her to take care of Applebloom while you're away.
Rarity: Do what now?
Applejack: I need you to watch Applebloom. Is that alright?
Rarity: Yes. Sweetie Belle will be really happy to have Applebloom as a guest.
Applebloom: *Shouts with excitement*
Applejack, Braeburn, and Rarity: *Covering ears*
Braeburn: Hey! Everypony is getting back on the train.
Applejack: We gotta go Rarity. Thanks for everything. *Runs off*
Braeburn: *Follows*

What Applejack didn't know was that Flim, Flam, and Dexter were already on the train.

Dexter: Boss, Applejack running towards the train.
Flam: *Grabs rifle* Excellent.
Braeburn: Applejack, look out!
Flam: *Shoots rifle*
Applejack: *Dodges bullet*
Conductor: *Sees Flam* Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Flim: *Knocks out conductor*
Applejack: *Jumps onto platform*
Dexter: Shoot her!
Braeburn: *Shoots Flam's rifle*

Braeburn's bullet went right into Flam's barrel in his rifle, but no one noticed.

Flam: *Pulls trigger, but his rifle explodes* Ah! *Falls on floor*
Applejack, and Braeburn: *Sneak on train*
Flam: Did they get on?
Flim: I don't know.
Flam: Well, check the entire train, and let me know if they're on or not.
Flim: Ok. *Walks away with Dexter*

Flim, and Dexter searched every single seat in all the passenger cars. They didn't see Applejack, or Braeburn.

Flim: *Looks at door to caboose* They can't be in there. No passengers are allowed in there. *Walks away*
Dexter: Are you sure? The conducter is dead. They could get on there if they wanted.
Flim: Well, they're not on there, alright? Let's go.
Dexter: *Follows Flim*

But inside the caboose.

Applejack: *Looks out window* Ok, all clear. *Walks into passenger car*
Braeburn: *Follows* Now what?
Applejack: Now, we wait until our arrival at Appleloosa.

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do you suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want you to write. You ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. You have made us cross for the last time. We want to have a duel against you, tomorrow at high noon. Signed, Flim, and Flam.
Dexter: *Writing letter* You guys aren't even signing this.
Flim: So? It doesn't matter, as long as you're writing it down for us.
Dexter: Whatever. *takes letter* I'm gonna give it to them now.
Flam: Please, by all means. Go give them that letter.
Dexter: *Walks out of saloon*

Meanwhile at Braeburn's orchard

Applejack: *Bucks trees causing apples to fall* Well, I told you I'd get all of them.
Braeburn: Um, Applejack? That's the only tree in this orchard.
Applejack: *Looks around orchard* Why do you have only one tree?
Braeburn: It gives me a lot of apples, you know.
Applejack: *Checks bucket* You're right.
Dexter: *Arrives with letter*
Applejack: *Sees Dexter* What do you want now?!
Dexter: Nothing, I just came to give you this letter *Drops letter, and runs away*
Applejack: *Takes letter*
Braeburn: You're not going to shoot him?
Applejack: Not now. *Opens letter* I just wanna see this letter he gave us. *reading letter*

Dear Applejack.

You have made us cross for the last time. We want to have a duel against you, tomorrow at high noon.

Signed, Flim, and Flam.

Back at the saloon

Dexter: *Returns*
Flim: Did you give them that letter?
Dexter: Yeah.
Flam: Now what?
Flim: Now, we wait until tomorrow. That is when we kill Applejack.

Later that evening

Applejack: *Shooting tree*
Braeburn: Stop shooting my tree!
Applejack: I'm practicing so I can defeat the Flim Flam brothers.
Braeburn: Practice on my shed, not the tree.
Applejack: *Sighs* *Shoots window*
Braeburn: *Sees damage* Ok, maybe that's enough practicing.
Applejack: Whatever, I'm going to practice somewhere else. *Leaves*
Braeburn: *Walks back into home*

Applejack wanted to practice at a cemetary, but when she got there, Flim, and Flam were practicing.

Flim: *Shoots tombstone*
Flam: *Shoots tree*
Dexter: You're both shooting at the same time. It'll be difficult to choose which one gets to duel Applejack.
Flam: What if we both went against her at the same time?
Dexter: Are we allowed to do that?
Flim: Sure. She'll never be able to beat us.
Dexter: She could be quick you know. If she's a fast runner, she's bound to be quick on the trigger. Everypony in Appleloosa will see how she killed two ponies during a duel, and they'll call it a double life.
Flim: Hmmm, not happening.
Flam: Dexter, I promise you that when the both of us duel Applejack at the same time, she will not win.
Dexter: *Sighs* Whatever.

After hearing all that, Applejack decided it was time to head back to Braeburn's orchard.

Next day, at 11:50 Applejack was heading to town hall. Braeburn was with her.

Dexter: Sir, they're here.
Flim: Then let's get ready.
Flam: Kill Braeburn, but not Applejack. After you kill her cousin, just shoot her in the hoof so that she can't catch you.
Dexter: I'm on it *grabs shotgun*
Applejack: *Walking next to Braeburn*
Dexter: *Walks out of building*
Braeburn: Dexter!
Dexter: Braeburn! *Shoots Braeburn*
Braeburn: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Applejack: Braeburn!
Dexter: *Runs back into building*
Applejack: *Looks at Braeburn* Braeburn, this is my fault.
Braeburn: No it isn't *Coughs* Thank you for everything. *Dies*
Applejack: *Goes towards building* Dexter! Get out here!!
Flim: Ok, maybe you should kill her.
Dexter: *Runs out of building*
Applejack: *Shoots Dexter's brains out*
Flam: Oh no.
Flim: Well, here we go. It's now or never.

Song: link

Flim & Flam: *Walk out of building*
Applejack: *Walks up to Flim Flam brothers* You ready, or what?
Flim: You better not get too cocky behind that trigger. *grabs gun*
Flam: *Grabs gun*
Applejack: *grabs gun*
Flim & Flam: *Turn around*
Applejack: *Turns around* 20 paces.
Flim & Flam: *walking 20 paces*
Applejack: *Walking 20 paces*
Flim: Let's just turn around, and shoot her.
Flam: No! We can do this. Everypony is probably watching this.
Applejack: *Smiles*
Flim & Flam: *Nervously getting toward 20 paces*
Applejack: *Reaches 20 paces*

Just as soon as Flim, and Flam got to 20 paces, Applejack turned around to fire her gun. Flim, and Flam turned around quicker then her, and then gunshots were heard.

Applejack: *Drops gun*
Flim & Flam: *Fall on ground*
Applejack: I did it. I killed them both.
Ponies: *Walk out of buildings* Well done Applejack! You saved the town.
Applejack: *Smiles* From this moment on, everypony shall know about my Double Life.
Ponies: *Cheering*

And thus, everypony has heard about Applejack's Double Life, and looked up to her as a hero.

The End.


Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, by the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09

It was 6:30 in the morning. Saten Twist was opening his restaurant for the day.

Saten Twist: There we go. *Turns on TV, and has it set to the news*
News Pony: Today is February the 3rd. Our weather forecast for the week shows today, and tomorrow with nothing, but grey skies. Thankfully, nothing will happen, but on Friday, the 6th, we are expecting at least two feet of snow.
Saten Twist: Typical February.
Joe: *Walks into the restaurant* Good morning Mr. Twist.
Saten Twist: Mornin' Joe.
Joe: How's everything doing?
Saten Twist: Good. What can I get you?
Joe: I'd like a piece of french toast with bacon.
Saten Twist: That may take a while to prepare.
Joe: Well I have ninety minutes until my shift starts.
Saten Twist: You have to go into Trenton.
Joe: It's not that far, only forty minutes. Can you just get me my toast, and bacon?
Saten Twist: Coming right up. So where are you going today?
Joe: Today I have to drive my big rig into Manehattan with a load of steel.
Saten Twist: That's all everypony cares about in Manehattan. Steel, steel. We need more skyscrapers.
Joe: Yeah, right? *Checks watch* I don't know why I got up so early.
Saten Twist: Yeah, well your breakfast will be ready soon. One more question, where do you get all of your loads from?
Joe: A railway yard. Why?
Saten Twist: Just curious.

Across the street from the restaurant lived a family of three. Aurora, and Barry had a daughter named Lexi. She was a brat, and always liked to disobey her parents.

Lexi: *Listening to music with headphones while reading a magazine*
Aurora: *Knocks on door* Lexi, open the door, and get ready for school.
Lexi: *Takes off headphones* Shut up mom, I'm busy!
Barry: *Arrives* Everything okay?
Aurora: Lexi refuses to come out of her room.
Barry: Let me deal with it. *Opens door*
Lexi: Dad, what are you doing in here?!
Barry: Come on. Turn off that music, and get rid of the magazine. It's time for school.
Lexi: Maybe I don't want to go to school.
Barry: You said you wanted to go to Del Val after passing Middle School, but you can't do that if you stay here all day listening to music, and reading magazines about celebrities.
Lexi: Alright, I'll get ready. Close the door, and get out of here.
Barry: *Exits Lexi's room, and closes the door*

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on top of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits next to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* You two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed by a town by there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let you talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets helicopter into the air* Next stop, Trenton.

The M.C.C. - 2014

At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting by his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting by his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed by a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm sorry, but I got held up at one of those toll booths.
Saten Twist: Ah, I hate those things.
Blazin' Blue: I think you hate everything.
Saten Twist: Oh shut up.

The music stops, and the judge walks on stage

Judge: Attention everypony, it's time for the voting of Baltimare's greatest classic car for the 2014 classical car show. The winner is...
Ryan: *Looking around*
Blazin' Blue: I hope it's one of us.
Judge: Saten Twist, and his 1955 Beetle.
Saten Twist: Hey! Does this look like a beetle to you? It happens to be a Marecury Leopard!
Judge: Oh, my mistake. The winner is Tabitha St. Germain.
Blazin' Blue: What?
Saten Twist: What gives that judge the right to have somebody with a beetle to win?
Ryan: I don't know.
Saten Twist: We have muscle cars. One of us should have won. I have an idea.
Ryan: Oh boy.
Saten Twist: We're going on a roadtrip from here to Fillydelphia, and we're gonna let everybody know that these cars are the greatest that anybody can drive.
Ryan: Why Fillydelphia?
Saten Twist: Why not?
Blazin' Blue: I think that's a good idea. Let's do it.
Ryan: But first, we oughta fill up our cars with gas.
Saten Twist: Okay. It's a deal.
Blazin' Blue: Let's do it.

They went to a gas station, but as they were filling their cars up, Saten Twist had another idea.

Saten Twist: Radios.
Ryan: What?
Saten Twist: Our radios should have a walkie talkie on them, so we can communicate along the way.
Blazin' Blue: What's wrong with pulling over, and talking face to face?
Saten Twist: Everything. Walkie talkies make it less complicated. *Runs off*
Ryan: Where's he going?
Blazin' Blue: Most likely getting us walkie talkies.
Ryan: Well, we better get in our cars.
Saten Twist: *Runs out of store with walkie talkies*
Ryan & Blazin' Blue: *Start their cars*
Saten Twist: *Throwing walkie talkies into their car* Go.
Ryan & Blazin' Blue: *Driving away*
Saten Twist: *Starts car, and drives away*

Shortly after that, they were heading to Fillydelphia, and the walkie talkies were in the car radios.

Ryan: Can you two hear me?
Saten Twist: Yes.
Blazin' Blue: Yeah.
Ryan: I think I have a song you'll like.
Saten Twist: Let's hear it.
Ryan: *Puts walkie talkie on dashboard, and plays song*

Theme Song: link

Blazin' Blue: Uh, breaker 1 9, this hear is the Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me Love Machine?
Saten Twist: Aw Ten-4 Big Ben. For sure, for sure. By golly it's clean clear to TacoTown.
Blazin' Blue: Yeah, we definitely got us a front door good buddy. Mercy sakes for lives, it looks like we got us a convoy.
Ryan: Shut up, and listen to the song.
Blazin' Blue & Saten Twist: Okay.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Muscle
Car
Convoy

Starring the OC's of

Seanthehedgehog
Dragon-88
Canada24
Steampunkotaku
NocturnalMirage
Windwakerguy430
16Falloutboy
And Izfankirby

The three muscle cars were seen going past a police car.

Cop 54: Hey, three speeders.
Cop 47: Yeah, I saw them. *Drives*
Cop 54: *Puts on sirens*
Ryan: Looks like we got the attention of those cops.
Saten Twist: Let's have some fun.
Blazin' Blue: Hahahaha. *Floors it*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Following Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: *Follows Ryan*
Saten Twist: Take a right off here.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns right off highway*
Saten Twist: *Follows Blazin' Blue*
Ryan: *Following Saten Twist*
Cop 47: *Following Ryan*
Cop 54: I repeat. The cars are three muscle cars. Send backup right away.
Saten Twist: Turn around.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns car around*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Turn their cars around, and follow Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: *Spins out of control*
Cop 54: We're out of it. Suspects are heading northbound.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns onto highway*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Following Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: They're heading eastbound now.

But their radio stopped working.

Cop 54: Oh, great.
Ryan: Yeah, we lost them.
Blazin' Blue: Good plan Twist.
Saten Twist: Just call me Saten Twist.
Blazin' Blue: What's wrong with Twist?
Saten Twist: Reminds me of an unpopular pony in Ponyville.
Ryan: Oh, I hear you.
Blazin' Blue: Will you turn off that music now?
Ryan: *Sighs, and turns off the music*

Song: link

Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in fan fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
Rainbow Dash: Hey Applejack? Sean wants you to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
Pony 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
Pony 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*

Both cars kept hitting each other.

Men: *Shooting at Logan*
Logan: *Blocking their shots with his lightsaber*

Three of the men got hit.

Logan: *Turns off his lightsaber, then uses his KH70 blaster to shoot the other man*
Mike: *Arrives* Heeey!
Tie Pilots: *Turning around*
Tom: *Shooting a Tie Fighter*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do you punk?
Jade: *Waiting at Mossberg Station*
Sean: Why are we doing a Christmas episode this early?
Austin: Don't ask me.
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Con: *getting towards bridge*
Boat Driver: *Gets past bridge*
Bridge Operator: *lowering bridge*
Con: *gets on bridge* *Using spell to keep engine from derailing* *Lands back on rails*
John: How are you sure he's there sir?
Morris: *Shoots at an Officer laying down, using another set of stairs for cover*
Imperial Officer 52: *Returns fire*
Morris: *Stays behind the wall, and returns fire*
Imperial Officer 52: *Gets hit, and dies*
Imperial Trooper 74: *Returns fire*
Colonel Turner: The MC40 they were on crash landed on the planet.
Con: *drives a motorcycle off of a cliff, and is falling towards an airplane*
Sean: *Watching Tails fly his car*
Tails: *Flying high in the air*
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Sean: *On a motorcycle, he catches air from riding up a small hill. He lands between two fences.*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in fan fictions.

Scenes used from Revenge Of The Diesels, Johnny Lightning, Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, 1960, Six Shooters 2, The Bounty Hunter, Trainz, The Battle Of Coruscant, Dirty Harry, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Grand Galloping Gala, The Challenger, Die And Let Live, Where Eagles Dare, Golden Iris, Life In The Fast Lane, Nightmare Moonraker, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape.