Canada24's club.. Article: Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!

#4:
Krillin: You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
Vegeta: ... Would you be surprised if I said "yes"?

#5:
Vegeta: You... You cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!
Yajirobe: (frantic) I'm sorry! I'm sure your father was a great man!
Vegeta: I HATED my father!
Yajirobe: Oh well, then I'm sure your father was a total prick.
Vegeta: (punches Yajirobe square in the face) HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!?!

#6:
Vegeta: Tell me something, which is your favorite internal organ?
Doctor Lizard: What a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver.
(Vegeta's shadow walks over him and cuts away while the doctor screams in agony as Vegeta doubtlessly removes said liver)
Vegeta (in head): You know, it's the simple things in life.

#7:
Vegeta: I-am-here-for-it.
Krillin: For what?
Vegeta: Dragon...ball. I...need...that-Dragonball. Give it to me. The-one-you-took. I need my wish.
Krillin: (scared) Are... you okay?
Ghost Nappa: I think your rage broke Vegeta.
Vegeta: SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Krillin: What was that?
Vegeta: I'MNOTCRAZY!! YOU'RE CRAZY! Especially YOU, Nappa!
Ghost Nappa: Eeeeey!
Krillin: Who are you talking t—
Vegeta: Dragonball! Hand now, please!
Krillin: Um… I don't… really… have it…
(A blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red)
Vegeta: No...
Krillin: What?
Vegeta: (weeping Tears of Blood) No...
Krillin: Uh...
Vegeta: (bearing down on Krillin) Noooo…
(Vegeta feels Guru powering up Gohan in the distance.)
Vegeta: (snaps back to reality) Huh—ha! Where am I? (notices Krillin) Why are you here? (Beat) Where's Nappa…?
Krillin: Didn't you kill him?
Vegeta: (quickly) YES. OF COURSE I DID. He's dead.. Forever.

#8:
Vegeta: Alrght you two. (close up to his mouth, and voice lowers) Strip
Krillin: What!?
Vegeta: I got you some armour.

#9:
Vegeta: esus, I overslept. It's already night...for the first time since I got here...on a planet with three suns." (Alarm clock in his head ticks, then goes off after several seconds, equaling the moment he realizes what happened) "Oh you motherFU-(cut back to the dragon)-CKERS!

#10:
Gohan: Wow dad? How did you get so strong?
Goku: Well I did train in Well, I did train at 100x normal gravity.
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

#11:
Vegeta: Oh my god! If he used that wish for immortalty. On himself! I'M GONNA MURD-... That. Bastard!

#12:
Dr Briffs: You want to train 100x earth's gravity? That's very dangerious.
Vegeta: Yes, I'm very hyped. Look at my nipples!.. (powers up angrily) LOOK AT THEM!!

#13:
Bulma: You said you were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I was wearing my armor!

#14:
Gohan: How are Super Saiyan!?
Vegeta: (calmly) Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realize the legend.
(cue flashback)
Vegeta: (tears streaming down his face) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back in the present)
Vegeta: Pushups, situps and plenty of juice.

#15:
Goku: (weakly) Hey, Vegeta...
Vegeta: Kakarot, you idiot. What are you doing?
Goku: Dying, mostly.
Vegeta: Idiot.

#16:
18: How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your a**. That's pretty sad.
Vegeta: (charges) Sad for YOUUUU-
(18 kicks Vegeta, breaking his arm)
Vegeta: (calmly walks to out of the fight zone, and falls too his knees) ... FUUUUUUU-

#17:
Vegeta: Okay, what the hell am I sensing? Is that the Namekian? Is that ME?! IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!

#18:
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do you really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!

#19:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!

#20:
Vegeta: That's right Goku. And you wouldn't believe just how much I trained. You see, while I was training back there, I looked deep within myself, and-
(All Goku is hearing: Blah, blah, blah, pride! blah, blah, blah, prince of all! blah, blah. blah. Super Saiyan! Blaw, blah, blah!)
Vegeta: And through all of that, I have ascended! That's right, I have reached a new level! That's right, I'm finally! Stronger than you!
Goku: Neat!
Vegeta: FUCK YOU!!

#21:
Cell: I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA—(gets kicked face down into the ground) I WANNA! (muffled whimpering)
Vegeta: Excellent; I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.

#22:
Vegeta: Boy, don't make me come up there and be a parent!
Trunks: First time for everything!
Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho!

#23:
Vegeta: They called me crazy. They ALL called me crazy!.. For letting him achieve his perfect form! Well, guess what! When I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to be so much stronger. No one will be able to stop me! Especially Cell! Right, Nappa?!
(cut to a volleyball with a crude drawing of Nappa's face on it holding on a broom which falls down)
Vegeta: How... HOW DARE YOU!! (goes super saiyan) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

#24:
Krillin: Who here just thought of Freeza with boobs?
(awkward silence)
Krillin: Really? I'm the only one?
Vegeta: Yes! (thinking) He must never know.

#25:
[Cemmerical]
ACTOR 1: Hey, man. Is that the last Hetap?
ACTOR 2: Yeah, and it's all mine! (a gunshot is heard) Ahh! Ahh! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus! Why?! (another gunshot is heard)
NARRATOR: Hetap. Come on, (low, evil voice) you've killed for less.
Vegeta: (thinking) That's not UNtrue...

#26:
Yamcha: So where's Vegeta during all of this, anyway?
Krillin: Oh, I'm sure he's off somewhere…
(cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)
Vegeta: GOD! DAMN IT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
(wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)
Krillin: …coping.

#27: (not sure if this a real one, but it would fit).
Vegeta: Anyone else tired of this shit!?
Krillin: Yeah, I agr-
Vegeta: NO! SHUT UP!!

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I responde to dumb questions about Canada

posted by Canada24

#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country or is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"

#2:
If you die in Canada? Do you die in real life?
"No, you become a reindeer with red nose"

#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try reading a book once in a while"

#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"

#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"

#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...

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BEST OF DITTO: Part 2

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the next time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: Hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...

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Best of spoof Governor

posted by Canada24

Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If you want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have you been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But you just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...

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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE: Gunnery Sargent Hartman..

posted by Canada24

I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy tree friends isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..

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Top five serious perfamances by funny people..

posted by Canada24

1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while reading book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...

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Top five quotable movies..

posted by Canada24

1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take you on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And you often find yourself repeating EVERY line...

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ANOTHER reason why Roman's is so twisted

posted by Canada24

Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if you kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means you finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, you CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(

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Five inspiring songs I can think of...

posted by Canada24

#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..

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Top 5 things that are perfect for people like me, who only care about seeing gun related violence,

posted by Canada24

#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the second one..

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Top ten CUPCAKES crossovers

posted by Canada24

everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....

Top ten weirdest Goosebumps endings

posted by Canada24

I watched a few.. And just had too....

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up by the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The dogs turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into dogs and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...

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Top ten things I learned from Lazy Masquerade.. (he tends to be a lot DARKER than Mr Nightmare)..

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are more SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved by them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!

#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Hated GTA Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and more than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to show that children really do give more of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...

Jimmy Tatro - THAT DRUNK GUY

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Top 20 REAL questions and answers on Yahoo... (WARNING: mature humor involved)

posted by Canada24

1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 year old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...

Fluttershy meets Flutters. Shydale

added by Canada24

My Little Pornstar Episodes 14 15 & 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 4:

posted by Canada24

Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my favorite pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, showing that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....

My Little Pornstar Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...

CANADA24 REVIEWS GROWN UPS 2:

posted by Canada24

So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..

I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...