#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.
#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!
#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!
#4:
Krillin: You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
Vegeta: ... Would you be surprised if I said "yes"?
#5:
Vegeta: You... You cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!
Yajirobe: (frantic) I'm sorry! I'm sure your father was a great man!
Vegeta: I HATED my father!
Yajirobe: Oh well, then I'm sure your father was a total prick.
Vegeta: (punches Yajirobe square in the face) HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!?!
#6:
Vegeta: Tell me something, which is your favorite internal organ?
Doctor Lizard: What a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver.
(Vegeta's shadow walks over him and cuts away while the doctor screams in agony as Vegeta doubtlessly removes said liver)
Vegeta (in head): You know, it's the simple things in life.
#7:
Vegeta: I-am-here-for-it.
Krillin: For what?
Vegeta: Dragon...ball. I...need...that-Dragonball. Give it to me. The-one-you-took. I need my wish.
Krillin: (scared) Are... you okay?
Ghost Nappa: I think your rage broke Vegeta.
Vegeta: SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Krillin: What was that?
Vegeta: I'MNOTCRAZY!! YOU'RE CRAZY! Especially YOU, Nappa!
Ghost Nappa: Eeeeey!
Krillin: Who are you talking t—
Vegeta: Dragonball! Hand now, please!
Krillin: Um… I don't… really… have it…
(A blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red)
Vegeta: No...
Krillin: What?
Vegeta: (weeping Tears of Blood) No...
Krillin: Uh...
Vegeta: (bearing down on Krillin) Noooo…
(Vegeta feels Guru powering up Gohan in the distance.)
Vegeta: (snaps back to reality) Huh—ha! Where am I? (notices Krillin) Why are you here? (Beat) Where's Nappa…?
Krillin: Didn't you kill him?
Vegeta: (quickly) YES. OF COURSE I DID. He's dead.. Forever.
#8:
Vegeta: Alrght you two. (close up to his mouth, and voice lowers) Strip
Krillin: What!?
Vegeta: I got you some armour.
#9:
Vegeta: esus, I overslept. It's already night...for the first time since I got here...on a planet with three suns." (Alarm clock in his head ticks, then goes off after several seconds, equaling the moment he realizes what happened) "Oh you motherFU-(cut back to the dragon)-CKERS!
#10:
Gohan: Wow dad? How did you get so strong?
Goku: Well I did train in Well, I did train at 100x normal gravity.
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
#11:
Vegeta: Oh my god! If he used that wish for immortalty. On himself! I'M GONNA MURD-... That. Bastard!
#12:
Dr Briffs: You want to train 100x earth's gravity? That's very dangerious.
Vegeta: Yes, I'm very hyped. Look at my nipples!.. (powers up angrily) LOOK AT THEM!!
#13:
Bulma: You said you were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I was wearing my armor!
#14:
Gohan: How are Super Saiyan!?
Vegeta: (calmly) Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realize the legend.
(cue flashback)
Vegeta: (tears streaming down his face) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back in the present)
Vegeta: Pushups, situps and plenty of juice.
#15:
Goku: (weakly) Hey, Vegeta...
Vegeta: Kakarot, you idiot. What are you doing?
Goku: Dying, mostly.
Vegeta: Idiot.
#16:
18: How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your a**. That's pretty sad.
Vegeta: (charges) Sad for YOUUUU-
(18 kicks Vegeta, breaking his arm)
Vegeta: (calmly walks to out of the fight zone, and falls too his knees) ... FUUUUUUU-
#17:
Vegeta: Okay, what the hell am I sensing? Is that the Namekian? Is that ME?! IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#18:
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do you really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
#19:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#20:
Vegeta: That's right Goku. And you wouldn't believe just how much I trained. You see, while I was training back there, I looked deep within myself, and-
(All Goku is hearing: Blah, blah, blah, pride! blah, blah, blah, prince of all! blah, blah. blah. Super Saiyan! Blaw, blah, blah!)
Vegeta: And through all of that, I have ascended! That's right, I have reached a new level! That's right, I'm finally! Stronger than you!
Goku: Neat!
Vegeta: FUCK YOU!!
#21:
Cell: I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA—(gets kicked face down into the ground) I WANNA! (muffled whimpering)
Vegeta: Excellent; I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.
#22:
Vegeta: Boy, don't make me come up there and be a parent!
Trunks: First time for everything!
Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho!
#23:
Vegeta: They called me crazy. They ALL called me crazy!.. For letting him achieve his perfect form! Well, guess what! When I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to be so much stronger. No one will be able to stop me! Especially Cell! Right, Nappa?!
(cut to a volleyball with a crude drawing of Nappa's face on it holding on a broom which falls down)
Vegeta: How... HOW DARE YOU!! (goes super saiyan) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#24:
Krillin: Who here just thought of Freeza with boobs?
(awkward silence)
Krillin: Really? I'm the only one?
Vegeta: Yes! (thinking) He must never know.
#25:
[Cemmerical]
ACTOR 1: Hey, man. Is that the last Hetap?
ACTOR 2: Yeah, and it's all mine! (a gunshot is heard) Ahh! Ahh! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus! Why?! (another gunshot is heard)
NARRATOR: Hetap. Come on, (low, evil voice) you've killed for less.
Vegeta: (thinking) That's not UNtrue...
#26:
Yamcha: So where's Vegeta during all of this, anyway?
Krillin: Oh, I'm sure he's off somewhere…
(cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)
Vegeta: GOD! DAMN IT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
(wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)
Krillin: …coping.
#27: (not sure if this a real one, but it would fit).
Vegeta: Anyone else tired of this shit!?
Krillin: Yeah, I agr-
Vegeta: NO! SHUT UP!!
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.
#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!
#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!
#4:
Krillin: You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
Vegeta: ... Would you be surprised if I said "yes"?
#5:
Vegeta: You... You cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!
Yajirobe: (frantic) I'm sorry! I'm sure your father was a great man!
Vegeta: I HATED my father!
Yajirobe: Oh well, then I'm sure your father was a total prick.
Vegeta: (punches Yajirobe square in the face) HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!?!
#6:
Vegeta: Tell me something, which is your favorite internal organ?
Doctor Lizard: What a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver.
(Vegeta's shadow walks over him and cuts away while the doctor screams in agony as Vegeta doubtlessly removes said liver)
Vegeta (in head): You know, it's the simple things in life.
#7:
Vegeta: I-am-here-for-it.
Krillin: For what?
Vegeta: Dragon...ball. I...need...that-Dragonball. Give it to me. The-one-you-took. I need my wish.
Krillin: (scared) Are... you okay?
Ghost Nappa: I think your rage broke Vegeta.
Vegeta: SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Krillin: What was that?
Vegeta: I'MNOTCRAZY!! YOU'RE CRAZY! Especially YOU, Nappa!
Ghost Nappa: Eeeeey!
Krillin: Who are you talking t—
Vegeta: Dragonball! Hand now, please!
Krillin: Um… I don't… really… have it…
(A blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red)
Vegeta: No...
Krillin: What?
Vegeta: (weeping Tears of Blood) No...
Krillin: Uh...
Vegeta: (bearing down on Krillin) Noooo…
(Vegeta feels Guru powering up Gohan in the distance.)
Vegeta: (snaps back to reality) Huh—ha! Where am I? (notices Krillin) Why are you here? (Beat) Where's Nappa…?
Krillin: Didn't you kill him?
Vegeta: (quickly) YES. OF COURSE I DID. He's dead.. Forever.
#8:
Vegeta: Alrght you two. (close up to his mouth, and voice lowers) Strip
Krillin: What!?
Vegeta: I got you some armour.
#9:
Vegeta: esus, I overslept. It's already night...for the first time since I got here...on a planet with three suns." (Alarm clock in his head ticks, then goes off after several seconds, equaling the moment he realizes what happened) "Oh you motherFU-(cut back to the dragon)-CKERS!
#10:
Gohan: Wow dad? How did you get so strong?
Goku: Well I did train in Well, I did train at 100x normal gravity.
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
#11:
Vegeta: Oh my god! If he used that wish for immortalty. On himself! I'M GONNA MURD-... That. Bastard!
#12:
Dr Briffs: You want to train 100x earth's gravity? That's very dangerious.
Vegeta: Yes, I'm very hyped. Look at my nipples!.. (powers up angrily) LOOK AT THEM!!
#13:
Bulma: You said you were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I was wearing my armor!
#14:
Gohan: How are Super Saiyan!?
Vegeta: (calmly) Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realize the legend.
(cue flashback)
Vegeta: (tears streaming down his face) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back in the present)
Vegeta: Pushups, situps and plenty of juice.
#15:
Goku: (weakly) Hey, Vegeta...
Vegeta: Kakarot, you idiot. What are you doing?
Goku: Dying, mostly.
Vegeta: Idiot.
#16:
18: How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your a**. That's pretty sad.
Vegeta: (charges) Sad for YOUUUU-
(18 kicks Vegeta, breaking his arm)
Vegeta: (calmly walks to out of the fight zone, and falls too his knees) ... FUUUUUUU-
#17:
Vegeta: Okay, what the hell am I sensing? Is that the Namekian? Is that ME?! IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#18:
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do you really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
#19:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#20:
Vegeta: That's right Goku. And you wouldn't believe just how much I trained. You see, while I was training back there, I looked deep within myself, and-
(All Goku is hearing: Blah, blah, blah, pride! blah, blah, blah, prince of all! blah, blah. blah. Super Saiyan! Blaw, blah, blah!)
Vegeta: And through all of that, I have ascended! That's right, I have reached a new level! That's right, I'm finally! Stronger than you!
Goku: Neat!
Vegeta: FUCK YOU!!
#21:
Cell: I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA—(gets kicked face down into the ground) I WANNA! (muffled whimpering)
Vegeta: Excellent; I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.
#22:
Vegeta: Boy, don't make me come up there and be a parent!
Trunks: First time for everything!
Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho!
#23:
Vegeta: They called me crazy. They ALL called me crazy!.. For letting him achieve his perfect form! Well, guess what! When I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to be so much stronger. No one will be able to stop me! Especially Cell! Right, Nappa?!
(cut to a volleyball with a crude drawing of Nappa's face on it holding on a broom which falls down)
Vegeta: How... HOW DARE YOU!! (goes super saiyan) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#24:
Krillin: Who here just thought of Freeza with boobs?
(awkward silence)
Krillin: Really? I'm the only one?
Vegeta: Yes! (thinking) He must never know.
#25:
[Cemmerical]
ACTOR 1: Hey, man. Is that the last Hetap?
ACTOR 2: Yeah, and it's all mine! (a gunshot is heard) Ahh! Ahh! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus! Why?! (another gunshot is heard)
NARRATOR: Hetap. Come on, (low, evil voice) you've killed for less.
Vegeta: (thinking) That's not UNtrue...
#26:
Yamcha: So where's Vegeta during all of this, anyway?
Krillin: Oh, I'm sure he's off somewhere…
(cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)
Vegeta: GOD! DAMN IT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
(wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)
Krillin: …coping.
#27: (not sure if this a real one, but it would fit).
Vegeta: Anyone else tired of this shit!?
Krillin: Yeah, I agr-
Vegeta: NO! SHUT UP!!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A SECOND CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his second chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his second chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..