#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when you think about it.. Mexico was overruled by the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. You finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory of Luisa. And when she later dies trying to save him. Abraham doesn't even remember her name. Or show much reaction..
Worse. Rayes has become no better than Allente.. Nothing has changed, but the names.
And to make it worse. Rayes reveals to be the reason for the apolocpise in the uncanon story, UNDEAD NIGHTMARE..
#2: BONNIE:
Bonnie Macfarlene and her father Drew are no doubt some of the nicest characters of RDR. And Bonnie is the reason John was still alive.. But what does she get for this? A burnt down barn, and possibly gang raped.. And than losing her dad in Undead Nightmare.. Poor girl can't catch a break..
#3: CHARLES:
Can't help but feel bad that all that work making the flying machine results in him falling to his death.. Even worse. The flying machine has already been invented..
#4: DUTCH:
While Bill Williamson is basically RDR's verison of Dimitri.. Dutch is a broken man.. You really believe John, when he says Dutch was a good man that lost his mind..
#5:
Abigail's reaction to finding John's body, really makes the whole scene even worse..
#6:
Almost everything said by Jack after you take him over as the Player Character. Take on a random NPC quest? "Sure. Nothing better to do with my time." Save a kidnapped woman? "I got nothin' else to live for."
#7:
As if John's death isn't a tear jerker enough, there's a brief moment when he sends Jack and Abigail off where he gazes sadly after them, a gaze alone that seem to acknowledge it's the last time he sees them..
#8: UNCLE'S DEATH:
John isn't the only sad death in the last mission.. And of coarse. The first zombie encounter in Undead Nightmare, is Uncle.. Even when Uncle bit Abrigal. John still feels some remorse for having to kill Uncle..
#9: CALIFORNIA:
You meet a friendly man, Sam, traveling in the wilderness, looking for California. Marston does his best to help him on his way, but he keeps wandering. Marston keeps running into him, and he looks more and more haggard, eventually threatening Marston with a gun. Marston eventually finds his corpse being eaten by vultures. In his possession was a letter to his wife. He explains that ever since his ancestors left the Black Sea, his family has been travelers and explorers. He thought that California would bring him hope, but America is a land of broken dreams. He says that he loves his wife and leaving her was the stupidest thing he ever did..
#10: SHOOTING ZOMBIE DOGS:
Just something about this feels wrong to me. They aren't attacking you. But you have to do it to clear a safezone..
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when you think about it.. Mexico was overruled by the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. You finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory of Luisa. And when she later dies trying to save him. Abraham doesn't even remember her name. Or show much reaction..
Worse. Rayes has become no better than Allente.. Nothing has changed, but the names.
And to make it worse. Rayes reveals to be the reason for the apolocpise in the uncanon story, UNDEAD NIGHTMARE..
#2: BONNIE:
Bonnie Macfarlene and her father Drew are no doubt some of the nicest characters of RDR. And Bonnie is the reason John was still alive.. But what does she get for this? A burnt down barn, and possibly gang raped.. And than losing her dad in Undead Nightmare.. Poor girl can't catch a break..
#3: CHARLES:
Can't help but feel bad that all that work making the flying machine results in him falling to his death.. Even worse. The flying machine has already been invented..
#4: DUTCH:
While Bill Williamson is basically RDR's verison of Dimitri.. Dutch is a broken man.. You really believe John, when he says Dutch was a good man that lost his mind..
#5:
Abigail's reaction to finding John's body, really makes the whole scene even worse..
#6:
Almost everything said by Jack after you take him over as the Player Character. Take on a random NPC quest? "Sure. Nothing better to do with my time." Save a kidnapped woman? "I got nothin' else to live for."
#7:
As if John's death isn't a tear jerker enough, there's a brief moment when he sends Jack and Abigail off where he gazes sadly after them, a gaze alone that seem to acknowledge it's the last time he sees them..
#8: UNCLE'S DEATH:
John isn't the only sad death in the last mission.. And of coarse. The first zombie encounter in Undead Nightmare, is Uncle.. Even when Uncle bit Abrigal. John still feels some remorse for having to kill Uncle..
#9: CALIFORNIA:
You meet a friendly man, Sam, traveling in the wilderness, looking for California. Marston does his best to help him on his way, but he keeps wandering. Marston keeps running into him, and he looks more and more haggard, eventually threatening Marston with a gun. Marston eventually finds his corpse being eaten by vultures. In his possession was a letter to his wife. He explains that ever since his ancestors left the Black Sea, his family has been travelers and explorers. He thought that California would bring him hope, but America is a land of broken dreams. He says that he loves his wife and leaving her was the stupidest thing he ever did..
#10: SHOOTING ZOMBIE DOGS:
Just something about this feels wrong to me. They aren't attacking you. But you have to do it to clear a safezone..
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell you what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. More for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin LOVE the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a safe country?
"Cause the mighty king Goose gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my turtle against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this year for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a safe country?
"Cause the mighty king Goose gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my turtle against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this year for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"