#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..
#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse is a bit questionable..
#8: THE STRANGERS:
Why does this film get such low reviews. They actually took time to make smart protagonists for once..
#7: LA NOIRE:
This doesn't go for "these" days. But back in the day. This was misunderstood, falsely advertised, little gem that barely anyone actually enjoyed.. I admit at first I was bored by it.. But after having gotten into some crime dramas I started to appricalate it for what it is.. Plus when the battles "do" happen. It's often worth the wait, despite how short and quick they are..
#6: THE PUNISHER (Thomas Jane version):
This movie is kinda stupid.. But hey.. Thomas Jane..
#5: ASSASINS CREED 3:
This game didn't appear very universely liked.. But hey, I found it fun..
#4: NUMBER 23:
I just never got why everyone hates this movie.. Jim Carrey was really good as a serious role..
#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
It's not oscar worthy. But honestly Robert Englund is amazing in this movie.. He's joking around. But he's actually pretty scary.. Like New Nightmare, but more goofy..
#2: THE PURGE:
I'm the norm about this.. But this movie is creepy.. Particalary Polite Stranger.. WindWakerGuy430 would disagree. But he's so creepy. Always smiling when talking about doing horrific things..
#1: SIGNS:
Ignore EVERYTHING said by Nostaglia Critic. And instead watch Chris Stuckmann's review.. That's all I can say..
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..
#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse is a bit questionable..
#8: THE STRANGERS:
Why does this film get such low reviews. They actually took time to make smart protagonists for once..
#7: LA NOIRE:
This doesn't go for "these" days. But back in the day. This was misunderstood, falsely advertised, little gem that barely anyone actually enjoyed.. I admit at first I was bored by it.. But after having gotten into some crime dramas I started to appricalate it for what it is.. Plus when the battles "do" happen. It's often worth the wait, despite how short and quick they are..
#6: THE PUNISHER (Thomas Jane version):
This movie is kinda stupid.. But hey.. Thomas Jane..
#5: ASSASINS CREED 3:
This game didn't appear very universely liked.. But hey, I found it fun..
#4: NUMBER 23:
I just never got why everyone hates this movie.. Jim Carrey was really good as a serious role..
#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
It's not oscar worthy. But honestly Robert Englund is amazing in this movie.. He's joking around. But he's actually pretty scary.. Like New Nightmare, but more goofy..
#2: THE PURGE:
I'm the norm about this.. But this movie is creepy.. Particalary Polite Stranger.. WindWakerGuy430 would disagree. But he's so creepy. Always smiling when talking about doing horrific things..
#1: SIGNS:
Ignore EVERYTHING said by Nostaglia Critic. And instead watch Chris Stuckmann's review.. That's all I can say..
I know said this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every day assurance..
As I said before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown by his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every day assurance..
As I said before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown by his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!