#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay or a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but you might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider you a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want more of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: You know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do you get from being a slut? HIV. What do you deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What you thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead cart in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And you put in a freezer so other have to clean.. You shouldn't be a professor!.. You shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching SHREK 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do you have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 year old, who has a 16 year olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that question does is make me wanna punch your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay or a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but you might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider you a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want more of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: You know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do you get from being a slut? HIV. What do you deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What you thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead cart in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And you put in a freezer so other have to clean.. You shouldn't be a professor!.. You shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching SHREK 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do you have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 year old, who has a 16 year olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that question does is make me wanna punch your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much....
Song: link
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in fan fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do you punk?
Cody: Get, offa da beach!!
Stormtrooper 59: *Shooting dozens of Rebels with a DLT-19*
Cody: Let's, go!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.
Theme song link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.
Applejack's Double Life
Starring in alphabetical order
Applebloom
Applejack
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Colgate
Dexter
Erica
Flam
Flim
Karl
Kyle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Towns used for fanfiction
Appleloosa
Ponyville
St. Foalis
Based off the youtube video created by TwodeePony
And now to begin the story
The train arrives at Appleloosa, and Applejack's...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Song: link
Vito: *Runs into a room, and goes down a fire escape*
Pony: *Firing at Vito with a Tommygun*
December 7, 1980. 5:38 PM. Chicagoat.
Vito: *Sees more ponies following him. He grabs a Colt 45, and fires one bullet at each pony as he runs down the stairs towards the street*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents...
Song: link
Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, seconds before the Japanese attack
Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk by the harbor.
Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*
He was only 700 feet away from his house.
Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and...
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Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, seconds before the Japanese attack
Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk by the harbor.
Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*
He was only 700 feet away from his house.
Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?
Video: link start it at 0:40
People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Turn off the video
Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
