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#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up by the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The dogs turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into dogs and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.


#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff title isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas by this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.


#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.


#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.


#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing home a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn cats into people.

So remember kids, if your turned into a dog by a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..


#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.

JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise, your be taken to court by the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you wanted more out of life.


#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer reading programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.


#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.


#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all by tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful butterfly specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.

Todd is then awakened by a giant butterfly holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.

DOUG WALKER: You know! For kids!
#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.



#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!



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#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with love interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated by Niko, have given him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...
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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror movies too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...
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Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! You have NO idea how much I need you wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. You clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, you have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....
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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call you back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So you rat out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. You can give this show an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE ANIME IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that show Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the next Robert England.
And, you know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. You never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* Or even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....
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#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!


#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!


#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!


#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine


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#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first fan fiction I EVER posted (Fatherless) was posted BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" fan fictions I read before writing my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..


#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported by youtube videos and character biography's..


#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...
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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the movies to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..


#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. Next to, well, many others, but still..


#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in slash movie..


#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all love that...
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GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
You like gun battles, you will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep you interested..

#2: IT'S MORE SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it more interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, more of the killing..


#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that show monster. You better get use to Rick, cause you really DON'T want to try having any other favorite character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..


#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows you can't miss ONE episode, or your miss very important details..


#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...
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SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..


CUPCAKES 3:
* The menacing laughter..


CUPCAKES 2:
* The intro guitar..


CUPCAKES 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..


RAINBOW DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..

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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.

Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents you Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very bitter war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to join the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, said of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do you think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I said for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance by him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is said to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
posted by Canada24
ALMOST A MONTH LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...
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#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko more or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Shortly after finishing the battle and getting back Maureen's stolen items. Niko, knowing their both lonely, and need to move on from Kate. Ended up asking Dash out.

"Oh.. Jee Niko.. I. I don't know... I mean.. I'm a mess!.. I'm a homeless, ill tempered, mess" Dash said, sadly.

"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

"Well... I guess that's true.. But I try not to get close to people.. Just gets them hurt or killed" Dash said sadly.

"I'm the same.. But Roman says I shouldn't let Kate's accident stop me from getting close to people.. And I've decided.....
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls you a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..