#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Of coarse he had to be number 1.
We all love Trevor, but we love him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.
He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never show hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).
Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the GTA series. And GTA created Dimitri Rascalov..
#2: THE PLAYABLE CHARACTER FROM MANHUNT:
I never played the games.. And never intend to.
#3: JASON BRODY:
After reaching the island and doing plenty of extreme sports, Jason and his friends are captured and are turned into slaves, however Jason's brother broke him out, but was killed during the escape. Afterwards Jason meets a man called Dennis who says he can help him get his friends back. A little while later, Dennis introduces Jason to Citra, a native who wants a warrior to be her husband. She meant well at first but as the game goes by her interest becomes obsessive where she starts to tell Jason to kill his own friends. After meeting Citra, Jason becomes a powerful warrior, but the more powerful he got the more insane he became. He starts becoming extremely homicidal as the story continues and becomes more sadistic and cruel as he becomes more powerful. The game ends with either Jason's ritualistic death at the hands of Citra if he chooses to murder his friends and stay with Citra or Citra's accidental death at the hands of Dennis if Jason chooses to saves his friends and leave the island in order to try and leave the violence behind.
#4: BOOKER DEWITT:
He's just an all around unpleasant guy from start to end, and not really redeemable just because of the crap he had to go through in life. Actually, he was pretty much the sole responsible for everything being so horrible in the first place.
Of coarse he had to be number 1.
We all love Trevor, but we love him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.
He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never show hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).
Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the GTA series. And GTA created Dimitri Rascalov..
#2: THE PLAYABLE CHARACTER FROM MANHUNT:
I never played the games.. And never intend to.
#3: JASON BRODY:
After reaching the island and doing plenty of extreme sports, Jason and his friends are captured and are turned into slaves, however Jason's brother broke him out, but was killed during the escape. Afterwards Jason meets a man called Dennis who says he can help him get his friends back. A little while later, Dennis introduces Jason to Citra, a native who wants a warrior to be her husband. She meant well at first but as the game goes by her interest becomes obsessive where she starts to tell Jason to kill his own friends. After meeting Citra, Jason becomes a powerful warrior, but the more powerful he got the more insane he became. He starts becoming extremely homicidal as the story continues and becomes more sadistic and cruel as he becomes more powerful. The game ends with either Jason's ritualistic death at the hands of Citra if he chooses to murder his friends and stay with Citra or Citra's accidental death at the hands of Dennis if Jason chooses to saves his friends and leave the island in order to try and leave the violence behind.
#4: BOOKER DEWITT:
He's just an all around unpleasant guy from start to end, and not really redeemable just because of the crap he had to go through in life. Actually, he was pretty much the sole responsible for everything being so horrible in the first place.
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko more or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko more or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn star who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if you can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn star who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if you can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..
#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do you expect from...
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#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do you expect from...
The title said it?
So if you haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the questions you been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I said before, how excited I was too see...
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So if you haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the questions you been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I said before, how excited I was too see...
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
Anyone have that game where you love it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. You can't go on random street rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
You get less tired of them, cause you never know when the next one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person by protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. You can't go on random street rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
You get less tired of them, cause you never know when the next one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person by protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
