Jason: Yeah man, this is where Connect 3... connected!

Caitlyn: Her mom is a great person. What's your mom like?
Barron: Uhh, she's like a mom.

Mitchie: [in canoe] I don't think we're doing this right.
Shane: What, you don't like going in circles?

Shane: I learned my lesson! I showered in cold water! I looked at a tree! It’s been three hours, I need hair product.

Brown: I hate when I have to be uncool.

Jason: Guess who?
Shane: You're in the room, I can see you.
Jason: I can see you too man!

Mitchie: Um... You're dreaming. You're a rock princess.

Shane: Than my usual stupid cookie cutter pop star stuff? Sorry to disappoint.

Shane: Hey, being a jerk is part of the rock star image.

Jason: Oh and can you make me a bird house?