Okay, you know I have that 1-year Gamefly subscription. If you read my Top 10 Video Games list, you saw Phantasy Star Portable 2 in the honorable mentions list with the reason given that I have yet to finish it. The reason for that was the final boss of the game kept pulverizing my plot too many times to count. Guess what I get to rectify either today or Monday! After I get my long-awaited revenge and close this digital plothole, I will get right to work on a review for it... hopefully. Stand by.
I know, you're all wondering: "When is Button Mash gonna review another game?"
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make friends in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that recent South Park game next... what do you ponies think?
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make friends in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that recent South Park game next... what do you ponies think?
So, I heard this game called Destiny came out. It was supposed to be the biggest game in the universe, surpassed by nothing, with the best feature set this side of Grand Theft Auto 5.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.