Buffy the Vampire Slayer Which way Xander described himself is best?

Pick one:
For I am Xander, King of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me (1x03)
Oh, forgiveness is my middle name. (1x04)
[on casting a love spell] I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this.
Just think of my lips as the Fruit Roll-Ups of Love (4x09)
I help out with all kinds of...stuff. I have skills and...stratagems (4x20)
I'm full of that good old kamikaze spirit (4x21)
I'm a conquistador...I'm a comfortador also (4x22)
the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis (5x01)
everybody's butt-monkey (5x01)
spider-eating man-bitch (5x01)
I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me ( 7x12)
 Asvini posted over a year ago
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