Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Author's Note: This is set after Chosen. Spike died, but Sunnydale wasn't destroyed. The gang ended up saving it. Anya also didn't die. Spike was with Angel and company until he wasn't a ghost anymore, then he came here. Basically, almost all of the scoobies are away some where in the world, doing missions, and currently the only ones still in Sunnydale at the moment are Buffy & Dawn. Everyone else is off. Oh and in this story, Dawn is off somewhere in SD. Don't ask me why :) I just needed her out of the house.


There he was. Standing there. With his hands in his pockets, appearing to look...

I thought I'd make an article full of funny Buffy quotes. Enjoy :)



Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitca?

Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
Giles: No, that would be one of the five.

Spike: I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike: It's a big rock. I'm going to tell all of my friends. None of them have a rock this big.

Oz: Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?

Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do...