"She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy dog'I'm all tortured'act. Keeps her off my back when I feed!"
"I want to learn from you. But I don't want to dress like you"
"This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you...you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after"
"Things used to be pretty simple. Hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty, really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous."
"I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop"
"Yeah, baby. I'm back"
"She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive"
"You've...
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