"I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."

"What will your mommy sing when they find your body?"

"You've been a very bad daddy."

"Bite your tongue! They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey, until you came and ripped their throats out.""

"Shh. Rrruff. Bad dog"

"Don't worry, dear heart. I'll see that you get strong again...like me."

"He's perfect, my darling. Just what I wanted."

"Do it again! Do it again!"

"We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"

"Don't fret, kitten, Mummy's here."

"The Slayer. It's time,Angel. She's ready for you now. She's dancing. Dancing with death"

"Sorry. I was in the moment"

at season 5 some things are different!buffy has a sister.monks made them unreal memories only to bmake buffy protect dawn.she is a key that wants to be taken by a god named glory!rilley let vampires to bite him for fun and thatis a reason that he leaves sunnydale.joyce dies and spike understands that he is in love with buffy but when he tells her she makes fan of him and she hurts his feelings!he decides to make a robot of her but his plan stops when the robot is destroyed.glory takes tara's mind and she is crazy.hen glory khows who the key is the scoobies ran away but an army that wants to kill dawn stop them and glory takes the key!dawn's blood will open a door between heel and it will stop only if she dies!the door opens but dawn is alive.buffy dies to save the world!!!!!

"One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist"

"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."

"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"

"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."

"What would Sunnydale High do without you around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"

"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"

"These are moments you want to savor. You wish time would stop so that you could live them over and over again. You're expelled"

"Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh, look, a cockroach."

"I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night"

"Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes"

"Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away"

"So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."