JOYCE SUMMERS:
"And honey, try not to get kicked out."
JENNY CALENDAR:
"A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've gota problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh"
"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
DARLA:
"So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them."
"That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too"
"Let's begin with the knee caps. No fun dancing without them!"
"Come on, Buffy. Take it like a man."
THE MASTER:
"Tonight, I shall walk the Earth, and the stars themselves will hide!"
"I am weary, and their deaths will bring me little joy. Of course, sometimes a little is enough"
"Yes, yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time is come! Glory, glory! What do you think? 5.1?"
"Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight"
"You are not the hunter, you are the lamb"
"Oh, by the way, I like your dress."
"You were destined to die. It was written!"
AMY:
"I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat."
PRINCIPAL SNYDER:
"My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for that touchy- feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time"
"That's the kind of wooly: headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten"
"And honey, try not to get kicked out."
JENNY CALENDAR:
"A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've gota problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh"
"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
DARLA:
"So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them."
"That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too"
"Let's begin with the knee caps. No fun dancing without them!"
"Come on, Buffy. Take it like a man."
THE MASTER:
"Tonight, I shall walk the Earth, and the stars themselves will hide!"
"I am weary, and their deaths will bring me little joy. Of course, sometimes a little is enough"
"Yes, yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time is come! Glory, glory! What do you think? 5.1?"
"Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight"
"You are not the hunter, you are the lamb"
"Oh, by the way, I like your dress."
"You were destined to die. It was written!"
AMY:
"I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat."
PRINCIPAL SNYDER:
"My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for that touchy- feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time"
"That's the kind of wooly: headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten"
willow season 1
"I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night"
"Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes"
"Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away"
"So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."
