What are some of you're favourite btvs quotes?

"carpe diem" "fish of the day?" willow and buffy

"cuppa tea cuppa tea, nearly shag, cuppa tea" spike on giles

"nothing can defeat the penis!!" xander

"i didn't jump to conclusions, i took a tiny step and there conclusions were" buffy to giles

"first i'll kill her, then i'll save her" spike on buffy

"we met before..'get the hell away from my daughter..'" spike to joyce

"i'm buffy, and you're history"

check out my article which is the best/funniest quotes up until lies my parents told me. They are my favourite, there are so many good ones!x

dark willow:
" six years as a sideman now i get to be the slayer"

1. Cordelia: "You're always getting knocked out I swear one day your gonna wake up in a coma" - To Giles

2.Johnothan "Stop touching my magic bone!"

3. Willow; "You two are the two that are two I'm the other one" - To Xander + Buffy

4.Willow: "Oh but I want Oz to get an A and ooh one of those little gold stars!" - 2 Buffy

5. Xander: "I am the bug man coo coo coochoo"

6. Spike: "It's perfect big windows, lovely garden it will be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us"

7. Willow: "What's his number again oh yeah 1800 I'm dating a skanky hoe!"

8.Buffy: "No, he should be spending 60 years in prison breaking rocks and making special friends with rasco the weight-lifter"

9. Cordelia: "Are you crazy I saw that movie (the excorsist) even the priest died!"

10. Buffy: What are you doing here...5 words or less!
Spike: "Out for a walk...bitch!"

Some off the top of my head...I'll add more if I think of any.


S02E03 School Hard —

SPIKE: If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move.


S02E22 Becoming [Part 2] —

SPIKE: We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." It's just tough guy talk. Struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here.


S03E08 Lover's Walk —

SPIKE: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.