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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we tuned in this week for yet another episode of “Inside” meets “The Chuck Bass/Maury Povitch Crossover Show.” The episode had it’s ups–Nate appearing to give not just one, but two fucks about his best friend again– and lows–anytime Claire and Dylan conversed pretentiously on our screens. Which was a lot.



Basically, Dan and Blair threw a boring party and were boring hosts with their boring relationship, continuing to bring out the boring worst in each other with their boring breakup looming. There has to be a reason...

Lmao! it's just hilarious:


Dorata: Miss Blair, you no longer held hostage by evil Prince Louis.
Blair: Oh yay! Now I can really get my hands on that wild forest atop my boyfriend's head!
Chuck: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Nate: No one is ready for that jelly. Why can't I have a onesie?
Chuck: Cause you're not Chuck Bass.
Nate: Wah, problems with Lola.
Chuck: I have a kangaroo tattoo.
Nate: ...........
Serena: What are you gonna do now that you're free of the French Terminator?
Blair: Screw your ex, DUH!
Serena: Oh right, I'm happy for you. Too bad you can't be a princess anymore....

So we're hearing this Ed Westwick fellow is kind of popular.

Understatement of the century? Probably. There's no denying that Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass is one of TV's most iconic characters, with his outrageous outfits, snarky one-liners and ability to straddle the line between leading man and villain. There's a reason he's called the Dark Knight. Another reason he's so popular? He's one-half of one of the show's fan favorite couples Chuck and Blair, also known belovedly as "Chair."

We sat down with Westwick to talk about what's ahead for Chuck and Blair (Leighton Meester), Chuck's ability to...

Last chapter Leighton and Ed found out Leighton was pregnant and they were both delighted and had celebratory sex… what happens now?

Its eight months later!!!! Sorry BethBass, I know you wanted to see how the cast react, but there may be flashbacks.

Leighton was sitting at home, she had gone on maternity leave from Gossip Girl and was going stark crazy not been able to do anything, she had been told to relax and put her feet up, and Ed had demanded it.

It was six in the morning and Leighton had woken up with Ed at six, he had to go off to the set at eight, and needed a shower. For Leighton,...

The Mess that is Chuck Bass~ Chapter 1



Blair watched him flee the Van Der Woodsen Bass home, and she knew she was going to go after him. She had to stop him, before he self destructed even more. She caught up with him just as he was about to enter his limo.

“Chuck! Stop!” Blair called out desperately.

Chuck heard her voice, and turned around grudgingly.

When Blair saw his face, her heart skipped a beat. Chuck’s face was totally ravaged by grief, but he had a mask on trying to control his emotions. This wasn’t Chuck, she didn’t even know this person standing before her.

Blair tried again....

“Nate! How could you?” she cried, “How could you!?... Y-You cheated on me, w-with h-her of all people!” tears started to fall from her eyes and they started cascading down her face. Nate stood in the middle of the Archibald library, shirt and tie missing, bending down to pick up his discarded items of clothing he said carefully and slowly. “I’m sorry Blair, you said you wanted to wait, and there has been so many things going on lately at home. And after things ended last night I thought we had broken up” Nate looked over at an uncomfortable Vanessa who is frantically trying to...

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gregory was playing with madeline and blair was cooking in the kitchen. chuck was getting ready for work and victoria had just entered the living room.

V: hey greg i thought you the humphreys and tristan were going to the shop?
G: i decided they could go on there own i dont want to go.
V: is this about that party?
G: no what makes you think that?
V: well these last few weeks i've seen plenty of tristan but the girls were no where to be seen.
G: i see them in school.
V: no you didnt, tyler told me that rachel said she hasnt talked...

Last chapter Leighton and Ed married in a beautiful ceremony and that night they celebrated long into the night.

Its three years later, Leighton, Ed and Harry moved to the suburbs of New York, Warren, New Jersey, when Harry had turned two, they wanted him to able to learn to ride a bike, Gossip Girl finished on the fourth season, Chuck and Blair had got married, Serena had finally gotten together with Nate, Dan and Vanessa were together and Jenny and Eric were still best friends as well as siblings as Rufus had decided to adopt Eric and Serena and Lily had decided to adopt Jenny and Dan.

It was...

”You were amazing up there” ”You sure?” ”Do you like me?” ”Define Like” ”So you said you loved her.” ”You don’t belong with Nate. Never have never will.” ”Three words, eight letters, say it and I’m yours” ”I…I..””We’re Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The darkest thing you’ve ever did.The darkest thought you’ve ever had. I’ll stand by you throught anything” ”And why would you do that?” ”Because I love you.” ”I love you so much. It consumes me” ”I love you too” ”Can you say it twice?” ”I love you, I love you, that’s three,...

1. I want Jack Bass to make a (longer) reappearance.

2. I want Dan to fall for Charlie, so he can stop interfering with Chair.

3. I want Nate to prove that yes, he does have a brain.

4. I want Serena to prove that no, she doesn't need to sleep with as many guys as possible to feel good about herself.

5. I want Blair to prove that she's still capable of being a scheming bitch, but I don't want her scheming to be aimed towards Chuck.

6. I want Chuck to prove that he has matured and values Blair more than anything else in the world, including his hotel.

7. I want Blair to realize that she never really...

It was eight o clock on Monday morning on the Gossip Girl set, as usual no one was talking to Leighton while the cast had their hair and make up done, Blake was sitting on the opposite side of the room while she was waiting for someone to come and do her hair, normally her and Blake would be chattering away about some random thing but for the past two months they hadn’t spoke, and if they had to it was as their characters.

The door opened and Ed walked in, scruffy but looking hot as usual, he walked over to Leighton and kissed her on the head and she smiled, he smiled back at her, Blake couldn’t...

Today begins the end of gossip girl and I’m gonna miss THE guy who made us fall in love with ♥
” And you ARE?
CHUCK BASS the love of her life …
anyone else is just a waste of time”


chuck and blair. 5 years of epic love.
iheartchuckandblair :

‎”You were amazing up there” ”You sure?” ”Do you like me?” ”Define Like” ”So you said you loved her.” ”You don’t belong with Nate. Never have never will.” ”Three words, eight letters, say it and I’m yours” ”I…I..””We’re Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The darkest thing you’ve ever did.The darkest thought...

Gossip Girl: Where do we go from here?

The Gossip Girl cast had been firm friends and colleagues for just over three years, they were half way through filming their third season and rumours were rife about one member of the cast in particular, Leighton, because of the alleged sex tape that had been leaked to the internet.

Things had been weird with Leighton and the rest of the cast for the weeks after the sex tape rumours came up, only Ed, her favourite co star was there to support her, it was like all her other so called friends thought she was a leper, they didn’t want to know her because...

A.N
adult content....


Epilogue Part 2

Italics are basically flashbacks recalling the events of the previous night (night of Blair's welcome back)

Previously:

Chuck had asked to be excused as he picked Eliza up and walked to a private booth to speak with her. At first Eliza was afraid that her daddy was angry with her for the way she had behaved, but her assured her otherwise and she was quite happy and satisfied after their father/daughter chat...






Cont.

"Ok princess, spill, what was all that about? Did mummy put you up to it?" asked Chuck as he and Eliza entered a private booth. He had noticed the...

Ed and Leighton had been living in their house for just over a month and had decided to have a housewarming party, they had invited the cast plus other friends from other shows and films they had been on.

The party was in full swing, the music was playing and the drink was flowing, everybody seemed to be having a good time.

‘’Come with me’’ Ed whispered in Leighton’s ear, he took her hand and led her to the downstairs bathroom

‘’Ed, what?’’ Leighton was silenced with a kiss, she could feel Ed’s member pushing into her tummy and she was surprised, she didn’t know what had...

Gossip Girl: Where do we go from here? Chapter 3

It had been three weeks since the cast apologised to Leighton for treating her like they did when they found out about the alleged sex tape scandal, the newspapers were still raving about it however, since they had found out somehow that Leighton and Ed were a couple.

Leighton and Blake were filming a scene in Blair’s bedroom, some members of the crew were adjusting the lighting and Leighton was talking to Ed, he was waiting for her so they could go out to lunch.

‘’What’s up babe? You seem quiet?’’ Ed asked worriedly about his girlfriend...

Chuck & Blair have been through pretty much everything and it isn't abou to get better.

Season 2 Episode 19- "The Grandfather"
As many have seen the 11 seconds long video of Blair & Chuck were Blair says "Take Me Now" it doesn't end well after Blair finally realises that Yale isn't going to happen she goes bad. During what I believe to be a party but it might not be Blair & Chuck kiss but Chuck asks Blair for her old self back and she refuses after this Nate checks up on her and Blair holds his hand and asks him not to leave. This I think is how the Nate & Blair situation begins....

PART FIVE- TWO GENTLEMEN OF VICTROLA

Gossip Girl: # Gossip Girl has a message from the Queen B herself:
"Seeing as Jenny Humphrey is so fond of using Gossip Girl I thought i might leave a special message for her on here...meet me at lunch...at the steps...i have a proposal for you...."
I wonder what that's all about....i need someone on the inside to give me a scoop! xoxo Gossip Girl #

At Lunch at the steps. Blair is sitting on the steps talking to Penelope Nelly and Isabel.

B: It's the perfect plan...i know what her father is like...i've done my research...if he saw her kissing an older man...

Chair Tales SEASON 2- Epilogue- Gone Baby Gone

4 and a half years later


He smiled once more, tilting his head a little lower. A strand of hair falling onto his forehead. A little hand from the small boy sitting at his feet began playing with the strand of hair. He turned his head around wondering where she would be standing. She needed some time alone. He found her, she wasn't too far away. Standing by the tree, of course, looking up at the sky. It brought a tear to his eye. He could never understand how she really felt. He never would. It had been like this last time this year, and every year...