"Of course I know Santana!" Kurt said as he took off his winter coat and threw it on the side of the booth opposite them, "I had no idea you knew Santana." He slid onto the bench and narrowed his eyes, "Why is your arm around her?"

"Well hello to you too Kurt!" Santana snapped and tilted her head in her normal way. "And we met at sectionals; Blaine's performance of 'Hey, Soul Sister' made me swoon."

"Awe," Blaine said, kind of blushing, "well Santana looked super hot when she sang 'Valerie.'"

"Awe you!" Santana playfully brushed her finger against his nose; she pulled him in for a kiss.

Kurt faked...