Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring day of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written next to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her favorite shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are you doing on my article?...

1. How old will you be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Half term and mine and my friends birthdays!

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person you called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message you received?
Some bitch who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

Funny quotes and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if you don't like them...
... well i have others.
I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

I just have a few things to say.

I love you guys!

I love the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of you is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad you are apart of my life! You guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope you all know that all of you always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving you to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! You were...

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel desk looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she question even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted by the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. You a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the next person behind her....

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the Disney version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in love with marries another woman (whom he had been in love with in the first place) - in the Disney version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a knife to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

NOTE: If you are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are you still friends with me? and b. stop reading this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So by now, I think you all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own article because aparently, I have nothing more interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...

Not sure about all the different Fanpop users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable by the name, this fans level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a username that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a username pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

So as you all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my home nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid questions I got and my reactions:

1. Were you born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America or something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did you buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are you from the 'hood'?...

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She said come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She said come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an article about MCR's song. This is gonna be an article about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how you imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults you at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it by making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what you want, cliche or whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and you can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) year olds together, so what? Suck it....

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Japan for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful anime that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when you are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its ass (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" or "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if you recognized the pig who's giving you a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...