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What Happens when my ex tells me I'm not allowed to ask him questions

posted by IzzyOzera

Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What you been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do you ship Klaine?
Do you ship Spuffy?
You don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam next week?
Did you watch Glee on Monday?
Did you know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did you know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did you know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough questions for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are you a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do you like Drarry?
are you against people asking questions?

He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a bitch earlier.....

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You know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, you know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. You throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. You wear at least some black every day.

3. You rip your clothes on purpose.

4. You call people you don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. You yell "CRUCIO!" at people when you get mad.

6. You carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" or an "L", you accidentally type out a Bellatrix or a Lestrange instead.

9. You think her birthday...

5 Reasons Why I Suck at Writing

posted by VampiresRevenge

I realize that this looks like a link article, which is sort of intentional, but not really. More like, I came up with the idea and realized that Cracked may or may not have inspired me.

Anyway, I thought of writing this last night before I fell asleep, so now I feel like I need to write it. It's mainly me rambling about... you guessed it! How I suck at writing. Though, it's not really sucking, it's just more the fact that I hate writing anything from articles like this to papers for school to even the smallest comments. It's even weird for me how much I cringe when I write something and then...

30 Day Biggerstaff Challenge-Bad Idea-Please Read Now!

posted by AnonyStaff

Okay. I'm a Biggerstaff. And I made an Anon account because I just needed to say some thigns that can't be said as myself. And this account is open for any Biggerstaff to use-the password is the same as the one for the original Anon account.

Okay, I'd just like to say something about the "30-Day Biggerstaff Challenge" that someone came up with.

I honestly think that's a bad idea. I mean, that's basically like playing favorites among the Biggerstaffs.

For instance, people who aren't picked for some challenge item might get upset/be wondering, "I'm friends with that person..why didn't they pick...

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"In the Arena", a Hunger Games poem

posted by AllyAM

I wrote this for class :D hope you like it!

In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.

In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.

In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.

In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.

In the Arena,
He said he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?

In the Arena,
A cannon,
More kills,
My kills?

In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
Next to me.

In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.

I the Arena,
He told me,
I love you,
I lied.

In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.

In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.

In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.

In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?

Reviews, please?

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MAH SIRIUS BLACK POEM

posted by wotcher-tonks

You can’t write a poem about Sirius Black
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family tree
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed by a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years or so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(

“Come on, you can do better than that!”

Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.

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"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - Fred Weasley Part two

posted by simpleplan

Funny Quotes :3

1. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...

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My BS English story for this novel we were reading and I got full marks

posted by GemonkDruid

This is for Lettuce aka Fen aka my so-called lover -__-

Story:

Eulogy for Istar:

Dere many tings I ken sab ‘bout Istar. Istar was good sista, an good amigo. She na bad performer as well, but die working on los altos, on da platform. Heahs how dess passed: she skeerd by los altos, she dizzy an fell in de arena, an die, as Istar’s sista Mariam sab. Na I feel all lone coz of she dess. I hope ya all feel triste an all lone too.

Istar dead coz Hyd an Peter sab she perform borin on de flar. I don tink she boring. I tink she interesting. I tink she wicked performer. She spik saft an she dress an...

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My Top 10 Favorite Punk Bands.

posted by Fenrir

So I thought I should post this article here because no one ever visits the Punk spot :P I hope that's okay with the rest of you? I'm sure it is. Most of you seem to like punk so...here I go!

This article is just MY opinion. Don't take it so literal. And don't be hurt if you see one of your bands in a low position...or just not on here :P

10. A Day To Remember

In recent years punk seems to have shifted from skater to hardcore. (I'm more of a fan of skate punk myself) But out of all of the modern metalcore bands I have to say A Day To Remember is the best. So here they are at number 10.

9. Weezer...

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Lord Voldemort LOVES Lawn Bowling!.....Yet can't solve simple word problems.

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: sparknotes.com. They have this thing every week called the "Think Tank", and this was the problem from a few weeks ago. Can you guys help our Lord solve the problem? Or will he crucio you into oblivion for not being able to? How word-savvy are you fellow Death Eaters??

Everybody's favorite Dark Lord is dressed in his finest white zoot suit (picture Joseph Gordon Levitt, but with vastly more figurative blood on his hands, or Sue Sylvester, with vastly more figurative blood on hers) and can't wait to meet up with—well, no one, because he has no friends. But nonetheless, he's breathless...

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The Official and Complete Biggerstaff Playlist

posted by lucius_malloy

So this is the Biggerstaff playlist I made. It's titled 'BIGGERSTAFF<3 :) x' and the ':) x' part is specifically shoved in there for Accio's sake, since she's always shoving it in everywhere. It only has artists, because I CBA write down all the albums and stuffs. It's basically the list Gemmy gave me with various people's other awesome others added in (comment and I'll add yours)... enjoy!

30 Seconds to Mars
The Academy Is...
All-American Rejects
Amber Pacific
Avril Lavigne
Bowling For Soup
Boys Like Girls
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Darren Freaking Criss
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Fall...

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Look! I made a rant!

posted by emilyroxx

This was a rant I wrote in response to some homphobes on a very long comment thread. Their arguments went on for awhile, and I was too lazy to read them all, so I just decided to pwn them all at once. Enjoy! :)

2,000 years ago, the population was low, infant and child mortality rates were high, and death rates were high. The average lifespan was 30. For a man. For a woman, it was even lower due to deaths in childbirth. In order to keep the population up for the species to survive everyone had to have as many babies as possible, therefore, being gay (in the specific part of the world that the...

What the heart wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 1

posted by hsmgirl14a

It was the day of the big and grand party for the Christmas holidays almost a month early. Caitlin Black had been able to convince Albus Dumbledore to let her and her friends go home early for the holidays. Their schoolwork and all were going to be sent by the owls and Caitlin had her uncle to help her if she did not get something. It had been a few years since her and George had gotten together. She was still happily in love with him. They played pranks and had so much fun together at school. They had fights like regular couples did. One of their fights caused Caitlin to have to go to the...

Why Fate Hates Me

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so overall I had a pretty okay-ish day today. Nothing too good, and nothing too terrible. Except for my stupid-ass friend who, in his attempt to play a practical joke on me, accidentally deleted my entire English essay that I’d been working on for two weeks and is due tomorrow.
But that isn’t the worst of it, oh no.
The weather forecast predicted there’d be a slight chance of light rain, so I figured that it would be okay to ride my bike. So an hour ago, a bit before school let out, I looked out the window and saw that it was indeed lightly raining. Okay, a little setback in my two...

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a really shitty and spur-of-the-moment short story ^^

posted by lucius_malloy

It's not so bad when I'm alone, the constant buzzing. The voices dim to a faint hum in the background. If I'm alone in the building, I can almost taste the silence that resides just out of my grasp.
Sweet, blessed silence. I haven't heard it for years now, not since Dad died, and I'm pretty sure I'd give anything just to hear it again. Anything, anyone -- just tell where to deposit them, God, and they're all yours. Just give me silence again.

It all starterpd four years ago, when my dad died in that freak accident. I was 13 then, and didn't quite get it. One day Dad was there and my head was...

Justice and revelations Chapter 2

posted by hsmgirl14a

The sun came through the window of the Gryffindor girl’s dorm room forcing the occupants of the room to either wake up or pull a pillow over their head and fall back asleep.The only other person in the room besides Caitlin and Hermione was Ron's sister Ginny. She woke up her eyes were fixed on her friend Hermione as the events of the previous night came rushing back to her at full speed. When she came back from the Azkaban prison she had told her friends about what had happened last night. They were surprised at the story that she had told them but none the less they still supported her in...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a Facebook Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the next person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling love might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last kiss standing up, sitting down, or lying down?
The only kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose bed were you on last?
Nagini's,...

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Songs Travis Should Sing, but Prolly won't, coz he's chicken ;]

posted by GemonkDruid

;]]]]]] I was bored. And please, no Femonk/Travtina comments.

1. Helena by MCR

Because 2 people already covered it and it's full of win.

2. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

I always find it funny when guys sing it. xD Especially the "Hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess!"

3. 17 by Jet

Coz he is... 17, I mean. :p

4. NYAN CAT song

He knows all the lyrics. ;]]]

5. Waiting by Green Day (or any of the songs off Warning)

Because I am currently addicted to the song.

6. Destroya by MCR

I am a perv ;]

7. Baby by Justin Bieber

Coz he lied to us all about doing it.

8. Addicted by Simple Plan

Becauseeeee... I dunno. lol

9. I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones

Because... it rocks.

10. Sing by MCR

Appropriate, isn't it?

11. a redneck country song

lol I dunno any, but it'll be funneh if he does.

12. Time to Dance by Panic!

Because I said so.

Oh, Martina (For Gemonk's Belated Birthday)

posted by VampiresRevenge

My other gift was going to suck balls, so I decided to dick around and rewrite the lyrics of My Wena. :P (I hope the pun made sense lol)

Her name's Martina
Hey, have you seen her
Flirting with her crush named "Travis"
She gets so angry
But really flattered
When someone says she could be a Mrs.

She has many Fanpop frieeeeends
She's a friend to the end

Martina is lonely tonight
She's cries when someone is offline
She's only happy when they say that they might
Stay onliiiiine
Just a little bit longer

GemonkDruid
That is her other name
And no one knows the meaning (*I do* :P)
She loves "U MAD BRO?"
And also "Y...

Three Cheers for Sweet VampiresRevenge

posted by VampiresRevenge

Again, as an original Biggerstaff, I decided to copy yet another article idea.

This is about me, myself, and I. Yes, there are three different people, hence the fact that only three people are cheering for me. That's kind of sad, actually.

And I have no clue how to start this article.

TROUBLE LOVES MEEEE
WALKS BESIDE MEEEE
TO CHIDE MEEEE
NOT TO GUIDE MEEEE
IT'S STIIIILL MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'LL DOOOO

(Morrissey, bitches.)

Now that that's out of the way...

Who I Am:
- I am female, but it the Biggerstaff family I'm a male.
- RL name: Mary
- Biggerstaff name: Marion (creepy uncle ftw)
- I live in the U.S. and that's...