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posted by GemonkDruid
OKAY SO I HAD A REALLY BAD DAY TODAY.

So first off, my hair would not cooperate, with little bits sticking up. I looked like Gerard Way from Desolation Row, and while that looked badass on him, it does not do well for a 14-year-old charming little Asian schoolgirl.

Then, Travis was like on Skype, "Oh I have to log off Skype to do internety things". And he said he'll be back. At 5:30 his time (7:30 my time). And so I logged back on... AND HE WAS NOT FRIGGING THERE.

Stop watching your damn porn Travis, and pay attention TO MEEEEEEEEE! UGHHHHHHHHH *flips hair*

So then I got to school, which is bad enough, but what was horrible was that we had English first period. And Mr. M, our teacher, is a little bitch. I am serious. The man is like, "Go upload this document, and do the questions on there." Absolute wubbish.

Then Maths came, and it was like, "WE GOT YO TEST RESULTS BACK BITCHES!" and we were like "OMG NOOOOOOO" and then the troll teacher was like, "But I'm not handing them out until the end of the lesson" and we were like "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

And when the teacher handed the sheet of paper to me, I was so fucking scared... FOR NOTHING. Honestly. I thought I'd get like 50%, but I got FUCKING 85% WHAT THE FUCK TROLL TEACHERS

And of course, all throughout the day, I got this little messages from Kri$ha and Emily about my uncooperativeness to get a Facebook account.

I REFUSE TO GET FB. WHY?

- I am a hipster. Facebook is too mainstream.
- Mark Zuckerburg is a stupid-ass name.
- FACEBOOK is a stupid-ass name.
- The people. Not any Biggerstaffs, but the racists, homophobes, rapists, pedophiles, bimbos, meatheads, and CLASSMATES OF MINE.
- Display pics. Duck faces and all that shit.
- THE COLOUR SCHEME IS SO FRIGGING ANNOYING.
- THE MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK
- The damn games
- How chat statuses are only "online" and "offline"
- THE PEOPLE JNBFWDFB

And I totally deleted Emily's wall post. win.

SO ANYWAYS

We had Art last period.

I hate Art.

I am artistic, but I hate art.

I hate art theory.

Which we have a GROUP project on due in a month.

Post-modern shit.

Ewie.

AND so I got home

And my dad had a moment of Asianness where he was like, "YOU PWACTICLY FAILED DUH TEST STOOPID! GIRL IN YO CLASS GOT 95%! SO UNASIAN LAH!"

And then he calmed down and was like, "I have bad news for you."

And it turned out that my order from the MCR store was cancelled.

Yeah, the one with the KOBRA KID GUN. WHICH IS NOW FUCKING SOLD OUT. AND I WILL NEVER GET IT BACK. AND MY FRIGGING GUN IS PROBABLY IN THE HANDS OF A FRIGGING 12-YEAR-OLD, WHO IS PLANNING TO WEAR A TUBE TOP TO AN MCR CONCERT AND FLASHING GERARD. LKJSDHSCDHBDSJVDKJSNBVJIDSB STUPID FANGIRLS

And they cancelled it for the most stupid reason ever.

Coz I'm in motherfucking Australia.

I'm crying right now.

Goodbye bitches.

You lost the game.
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