List all your enemies IRL (not celebrities/politicians)

Hmmmm....

-My math teacher, who is an evil psycho (for more on him see this: link)

-The school attendance lady (I swear she HATES kids)

-This computer stealing bitch at my school.

-This bitch from teh school fall play. To make a long story short, someone NEEDS to tell her that I already HAVE a mother, thanks.

Truthfully, I only dislike .. okay, HATE, two people.

One, it's a girl named .. let's just call her "M". So M is extremely bratty and tries acting perfect, and everyone loves her. Just think about a real life Mary-Sue, and only the smart ones hate her.

2 - A guy named A(we'll call him that.) So basically, last year he always tried having competitions with me in P.E, and this one time he tried ordering me around but I rolled my eyes at him and walked off. Then this year, he bothered me by pretending that we were going out, and he sat extremely close to me and kept talking to me in a sweet voice, and then got upset when one of his friends complimented me. Then he tried walking me to the car. He KNOWS I hate him, which is why I think he did that. Anyway, since I'm usually nice, he probably thought I would break and wouldn't come to school, but I did and managed to glare at him a couple 'o times. Anyway, he told his friends that we broke up, and then one of his friends said he cried really hard.
Girls do like him, but I think he's a complete jerk. We haven't spoken much since, but now he sits next to me in History, which use to be my favorite subject. :/
The stupid thing is that he's talking to his friends, and kinda is like, "ohmygosh, I'm sitting next to her."

UGHHH! I FREAKING HATE HIM. I want to cut his head off, burn it, feed the ashes to fish, see the fish get eaten by a bird, then shoot the bird, and eat it.

That's how much I hate him (I love animals, esp. birds.)

EDIT:

I forgot to add someone.
The office lady named Ms. Stacey. Her hair is fake, and looks like a rat did it and died. She is short so she wears very weird heels and wears the ugliest fur coats ever. She is extremely mean and doesn't allow you to sit on the outside stage, while other people near the stairs are. She also yelled at me and my friends because we were eating a cookie over there, and she "grounded" us. We also have to fill out contracts if we didn't go to school that day, and she gave me mine in the morning, and two hours later she yelled at me for not getting it signed, even if school hadn't ended yet and I wasn't able to call/go home.

- My Swedish teacher -- I swear she hates me, all because I once answered a question she asked. Then she began yelling at me, because apparently she's the teacher and she gets paid to teach the stuff and I shouldn't talk out of turn. But she did ask.
Although it's always funny to see her face when she's asking vocab questions and I'm doing my maths homework and apparently not paying attention but then there's a word that no one knows so I tell her the answer and go right back to maths. It's like she doesn't quite know what to do with me.

- Er... my PE teacher. I once turned up for class without my PE kit in a shirt that reads "Do I gotta if I don't wanna?". She's now convinced that I need an attitude adjustment. Although it might also have something to do with the fact that I walked the Cooper test... hmm.

- Pretty much everyone in my class :D they take it in turns hating me. Because they think I'm an annoying goody-two-shoes. Simply because I occasionally know the answer and prefer not to spend my weekends throwing my life away beer by beer.

EDIT: from all those people in that last answer, one guy specifically. Now some of you may remember when in about September I was complaining about this guy I dubbed Tom? No? That's good.
So. Tom. This is kinda one of those douchebagexasshole-stories. In fact, this is exactly a douchebag ex asshole story.
Because in about fourth grade, I fell for this guy about as hard as a fourth-grader can possibly fall. In fact, our classmates were actually arranging a pretend wedding for us. It never happened, thank God. But the first real date we were on was in sixth grade, and it was, to the naïve little me of back then, perfect. We went to the movies.
But then someone started some kind of rumour (I can't even remember what it was about any more) and we 'broke up'. Although I still liked him (and according to him, he still liked me).
The in seventh grade, he invited me to his birthday party, and I gave him a mix tape of my favourite songs, which was apparently full of hidden messages. So we got to talking, and went to the movies again. That was the summer between seventh and eighth grade.
And so we 'dated' for a while. If you can really call it that. And then we 'broke up' again, although I still (idiotically) liked him.
Then he went away for the summer and came back for ninth grade completely jerkified, douchebagified and egoified. So now he's an asshole with an ego bigger than James Potter's, and not in that adorable way either. It seems like his only mission on this planet is to prove me wrong as often as possible, even when I actually am right. Oh, and let's not forget getting drunk.

My brother's girlfriend. If you take the biggest bitch you know and multiply by a 1000, that still won't equal how much of a bitch she is. Even if you take the top 3 people you hate (irl and celebrities), they won't compare to her. NO ONE in my family likes her. Ugh, just thinking about her makes my blood boil. I always used to say that Plain White T's saying: Hate is a strong word, but I REALLY, REALLY don't like you. I can't even begin to describe her. She is a demon spawn, plain and simple.

Well obviously my ex douchebag asshole.

But the other is one of his friends. I've hated her for about...6 years? Which is every year I've been in school with her. She's obnoxious, stuck up, whiny and just super goddamn annoying. She acts like she's all that because every teacher thinks she's a fucking genius (and she's probably not even the smartest kid at school). The teacher's all think she's fucking adorable and pretty much everyone I know knows that I hate her, lol including her.

Oh but the best part? My ex douche is apparently "in love" (quotations because he's never been in love ever and doesn't know how to fucking mean it when he says it to every girl he likes) with her for two years now. But he lied to me about that, but I'm not gonna go into all of that after this rant.

-A guy in all my classes, who is an alright guy, I guess, but he's one of those people who think they know everything. And he's the only one who can truthfully beat me on a standardized test, and is in like with one of my best friend's. He's such a pest sometimes, and is my only real academic rival that isn't one of my best friends.

-My English Language Arts teacher. She's a pain in the butt. One second she talks to us like we're five, and in the next, she's screaming at us to shut up.

-Writer's Block. Enough said.

-A girl in my school (I'll call her B) (she has a friend who I'll call M, but she just sides with B because she's her friend. Also a bitch, but not like B). I swear, she has no respect for anyone, really. She say shit to just about anyone-even to their face. She has a really dirty mind, and anything you say, I swear, she'll make sound dirty or use it against you. I only hung out with her because I just thought she was harmlessly being funny. Boy, was I wrong! I decided how much of a bitch she is once she kept saying shit to my face. Now I just ignore her, but still, I hate her guts.

-A girl A. We use to be friends-not BFFs, but you get the idea. But then she became a totally preppy and just ignores me. She almost always has a snotty look on her face, it just annoys me.

-My English teacher. She must hate children, because she always makes up the strictest rules and isn't fair. She hasn't been teaching our class this week because of PSSA's, but she still gives us large amounts of work until the bell rings for class to end.

...Actually, that's about it-at least, from what I can remember off the top of my head. Yeah, I try not to hate people. Whether people hate me or not, though, I don't care. Hate isn't what makes the world go around; it just makes it worse.

1. The Bank Street dojo kids. Bring it on, glossies!

2. Liars. I hate liars. Who don't tell the truth. Because that's what a liar is.

3. Drama queens. They say they always get their way, they think they're powerful, fierce people, but honestly, they're teeny little insecure people with hopes and dreams that will never come true.

Numbero Uno: My idiot of an ex that LOVES to take the piss out of my Healthy HP addiction, insult me whenever he can, and call me a fail if I drop something or answer a question wrong or simply make ANY mistake he's made a thousand more times than I have. He annoys me, but I do my best to ignore him, which makes him even more determined to irritate the frick out of me.

Numbero Dos: This beach R, she thinks she's sex on legs because she's skinny and blonde. She has this face that looks like she's always disgusted or annoyed. She bullied me in primary and called me fat and spread rumours, making primary HELL, because then I was chubby and plain, and in Spanish she always wants to point out my addiction to HP, and seems to be more determined now I've lost weight and bloomed a bit more, and also because this guy she's liked forever is one of my best friends and he wants nothing to do with her.
She also judges people on their looks and opinions, so if their opinion differs from hers, she automatically hates them, and never hesitates to point out "OH YOU DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT!" Yeah, so? You don't like Harry Potter but I don't go shouting it out to the world. She also told my friend to "Get over it and stop being such a baby." when she cried in English because it was talking about death and graveyards and her mother had recently died. My other friend got detention for shouting at her and punching her. She's a horrible person and I really, really don't like her.

Numbero Tres: ... Well... no one else really, but maybe this fickle beach...

This girl-we'll called her Kay. She's a complete bitch to me and my mate Hannah. She tried to copy my prom dress, even though she KNEW I had that colour. She also has a habit to flirt with every guy on the planet, which pisses me off to no end. Literally, as long as he has a penis, she's there. SHHHHHHLLLLLLAAAAAAGGGG!!

And then there's James point Two. Grrr, he drives me mentally insane. I've known him since I was about three, and I've hated him since then. He's constantly going on at me. Always stares at me in class, and acts like a douche whenever I turn around. He's asked me out multiple times, and it just drives me mental. Sometimes I feel like STRANGLING HIM!
He's fit though :L x

My spanish teacher - Real b*** she accuses me of cheating on tests calls me out for talking when everyone else is too and she gives us group projects and always grades me the lowest. She also made my moter cry.

Jonathen - Calls me midgit has no room to talk.

1. This girl from my class who thinks she's the fricken Queen of England. She is the nastiest thing I have ever met, the little bitch. She talks about people behind their backs, judges people like she's Jesus or something, and is just plain nasty. I swear, she thinks she the shit, but she's like the Gorilla Man! She has to find her place in this world or I'll put her in it myself.

2. A boy who used to go to my school, but (thankfully) got expelled last year. He had something to say about anything and everything. He fucking BIT me in the second grade! He would make fun of my friends, make rude comments about my clothes, said the most disgusting things about girls, and then, when he was sure I would tear his head off, he would say "Oh, let me carry your books for you!" like an angel child. I really and truly hate this kid. But I was the unlucky girl who he decided to crush on. And he shows it by being nasty. I really don't get people.