Big Time Oaradise

Kendall: I can't what if My mom sees then I get kicked out.
Candice: live with me and The girls.
Kendall: really, What if I get You...prego
Candice: fine with me un-less your with me
Lena: Gross! kendall get a shirt
Katie and me: Yeah!
Skyler: -laughs- Whoa!
Candice: glares at Skyler- Who the Duck... I mean FUCK Are you
Skyler: I am Skylette but mostly people call me "Sky" or "Skyler"
Candice: oh.. btw FUCK OFF MY MAN
Kendall: candice! be nice babe
Candice: fine
-Next Day-
James; woke Up on the Girls couch where, KEndall Carlos and Logan
was-
Kendall: Was up- Hey Dude!
James; Aye
Carlos: Kitchen- Dude's Wanna...

Candice's P.O.V
My mom woke me up in the morning because my cell was ringing all night long it it was annoying her.
Candice:sorry mom I forgot to turn it off!!!
so i got out of bed and read the texts they said:
Carlos's text:G'morning babe can't wait for tonight!!! :)
Logan's text:What time are you coming over to study???
camille's text:Hey still up 4 da mall today?!?!?
Damn it I forgot I made soo... many plans I guess I have to give carlos and logan a rain check because camille asked first so i got out of the bed and went to the guys apartment. i walked straight in because the door was unlocked....

James: cough cough
Kendall: Whats wrong James?
James: Logan stole my swagger.
Kendall: Logan did?
James: Yeah.
Kendall:I will talk to him.
James: Okay.

Meanwhile, Carlos was in the lobby talking to a parrot.

Kendall: Why are you talking to a parrot?
Carlos: I feel like it.
Kendall: Whatever. James is sick.
Carlos: He is? Oh I feel bad its from Logan stealing his swagger and Logan is dancing outside with some ladies.
Kendall: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Logan: Hey k-dog wheres James?
Kendall: Hes sick because your stealing his swagger hes coughing in our room.
Logan: Oh I will go talk to James I don't want to...

Oh, it's gonna be a big night
We're gonna have a good time
It's gonna be a big, big, big, big, big, big night

1, 2, 3, all my boys and girls
We gonna party like it's the end of the world
Let's get it started, started, started, whoa, oh

Waitin' on weekends it's Friday night
We gonna get dressed up
For the time of our lives
Let's get it started, started, started

'Cause I've been feelin' down, down, down
I need a pick me up, round, round, round
I wanna spin it up loud, loud, loud
DJ take me away

Oh
It's gonna be a big night
We're gonna have a good time
It's gonna be a big, big, big, big, big, big night

Oh
It's gonna...

Do you want to ride in a big limousine?
Tell me, do you want to take a little bite of the fame machine?
If you wanna be discovered and end up on the cover
Of every star studded supermarket magazine

You can do it, stick right to it
It could happen tonight

You wanna be famous, famous
You wanna be the one who's living the life
You wanna be famous, famous
You wanna be the one who's taking the free ride

Do you want to cut to the front of the line?
Baby, do you need to see your name in lights just like the Hollywood sign?
Come on, we gotta work harder, fight the fight together
Take it to the top, we got the winning...

Ooh
Wait a minute before you tell me anything, how was your day?
Cause I have been missing you by my side, yeah
Did I awake you out of your dream
I'm sorry but I couldn't sleep
You calm me down
There's something bout the sound of your voice
I-I-I-I'm never never (never as far away as it may seem)
Soon we'll be together
We'll pick up right where we left off

Paris, London, Tokyo,
There's just one thing that I gotta do
(Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone)
(Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone)
Not gonna let me take another goodbye
Babe, it won't be long
You're the one that I'm waiting on
(Hello,...

*Theme Song*
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
James and Logan Found Carlos in a Wishing Well
Jo and Kendall went to the Movies
Lets Find What happens on this Episode!!
Logan:IM hungry
Kendall:Ok lets go to Olive Garden
James:Lets go now before Carlos gets his hungry face comes
Carlos:I heard that!!!
[Carlos and James started to fight]
Logan:Guys Serious!!!
[Logan Stopped the fight]
Carlos:I almost got the Armbar
James:I hate you and....
Logan:lets go!!!
Arrived At Olive Garden
Kendall:I wanna get a Mountain Dew
Logan:I wanna get a Pepsi
James:I wanna get a Dr.Pepper
Carlos:I wanna get a Sprite
Waiter:Ok guys...

*Theme Song*
Previously On Big Time Rush Comedy
Kendall joined this dating service and blind date end up being Jo
Lets find out whats going to happen in this Episode?
Logan:Carlos are you sure this is the Way There?
Carlos:I am Professional At this Logan!
Logan:Ok!
Carlos:Look!
Logan:What?
Carlos:Poor My Helmet I dropped in this Muddy Water
Logan:You are Pathetic
Carlos:You are Pathetic
James:Guys! stop fighting
Kendall:Just go!
Then they guys got out of the Underground Tunnel
Camile:Hi Guys
Logan:Hey
Kendall:hey
James:Hey
Carlos:....
Camile:Is Carlos Mad?
Logan:No
Carlos:Hey!!!
Then out of nowhere Carlos Punched...