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Here’s what all you 1D fans seem to forget.
Big Time Rush may have been formed for a television show, a “manufactured” boy band, per se. They did not come together on their own, they were put together, and it was for a kids’ show. It was originally only for the show….
Directioners need to get their motherfucking facts. Calling BTR manufactured bitch they might have been formed for the tv show but THEY formed Big Time Rush. They did it. Nick did not intend to make them an actual band, but they fought, and look where they are at now. They didnt need to audition individually and fail, so they were rescued by being forced to be a band, they worked together to form this band. You directioners dont know shit. You tune in to Nick and say “Oh, they are so dumb, everything gets done for them they are so fake”. You dont know shit.
And you know what, I´m glad these boys didnt audition for something like X factor, and basically got thrown on each other to win a competition and then make money for their manager who happens to be a millionaire already. I´m happy they didnt have a fancy plane ride with luxurious peanuts and the newest nikes and hairlstyles when they first begun, or needed another band to ask them to be the opening act so they could expand their popularity.
One Direction is a boyband. Fact. Cute guys, cute songs, good tactics and plenty of songwriters available for them to rule the music market. Big Time Rush is not a boyband. They are four individuals who worked their butts off to create this band and keep it going. And I´d rather be a fan of people that get success on their own than some fortunate guys who get blessed with fainting girls from some rich ass bitch on a singing competition.
Here’s what all you 1D fans seem to forget.
Big Time Rush may have been formed for a television show, a “manufactured” boy band, per se. They did not come together on their own, they were put together, and it was for a kids’ show. It was originally only for the show….
Directioners need to get their motherfucking facts. Calling BTR manufactured bitch they might have been formed for the tv show but THEY formed Big Time Rush. They did it. Nick did not intend to make them an actual band, but they fought, and look where they are at now. They didnt need to audition individually and fail, so they were rescued by being forced to be a band, they worked together to form this band. You directioners dont know shit. You tune in to Nick and say “Oh, they are so dumb, everything gets done for them they are so fake”. You dont know shit.
And you know what, I´m glad these boys didnt audition for something like X factor, and basically got thrown on each other to win a competition and then make money for their manager who happens to be a millionaire already. I´m happy they didnt have a fancy plane ride with luxurious peanuts and the newest nikes and hairlstyles when they first begun, or needed another band to ask them to be the opening act so they could expand their popularity.
One Direction is a boyband. Fact. Cute guys, cute songs, good tactics and plenty of songwriters available for them to rule the music market. Big Time Rush is not a boyband. They are four individuals who worked their butts off to create this band and keep it going. And I´d rather be a fan of people that get success on their own than some fortunate guys who get blessed with fainting girls from some rich ass bitch on a singing competition.
*Theme Song*
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
Logan and Carlos went to a chocolate factory then Logan fell in the chocolate tank.James going to get a hair cut lets find out what happens on this episode
Carlos:Help!!!
Worker:Get down from there!!!
Carlos:My Best Friend fell into the chocolate tank!
Worker:Manger!!!
Manger:KIDS!!!!
Carlos:Im a Teenager
Then the chocolate tank was pouring the chocolate like it was chocolate fudge falling on Ice Cream
Worker:Ok i see him
Then he grab Logan
Carlos:Logan!!!
Logan:*Coughing*
Carlos:Breath!!!!!
[Starts To Cry!]
Logan:Carlos *Weak Voice*
Carlos:Logan!!
Logan:CARLOS!!!1
Then Logan jumped up in the air 50ft
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:Come Again
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:oh!!!
Then Logan starts to jump up and down runs 100 miles An hour
Carlos:Logan!
Logan:Im up here
Then Carlos put on rocket Boots flew to Logan and grab him
Carlos:were going home
Logan:no!!!
Episode 11 and 12 are Coming Wednesday!July 14
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
Logan and Carlos went to a chocolate factory then Logan fell in the chocolate tank.James going to get a hair cut lets find out what happens on this episode
Carlos:Help!!!
Worker:Get down from there!!!
Carlos:My Best Friend fell into the chocolate tank!
Worker:Manger!!!
Manger:KIDS!!!!
Carlos:Im a Teenager
Then the chocolate tank was pouring the chocolate like it was chocolate fudge falling on Ice Cream
Worker:Ok i see him
Then he grab Logan
Carlos:Logan!!!
Logan:*Coughing*
Carlos:Breath!!!!!
[Starts To Cry!]
Logan:Carlos *Weak Voice*
Carlos:Logan!!
Logan:CARLOS!!!1
Then Logan jumped up in the air 50ft
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:Come Again
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:oh!!!
Then Logan starts to jump up and down runs 100 miles An hour
Carlos:Logan!
Logan:Im up here
Then Carlos put on rocket Boots flew to Logan and grab him
Carlos:were going home
Logan:no!!!
Episode 11 and 12 are Coming Wednesday!July 14
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
Kendall and James and Logan and Carlos are banned from Olive Garden Lets find out what happens in this episode
Carlos:Who wants to go to The Chocolate Factory with me
Logan:I will go with you Carlos!!
Kendall,James:Ok have fun!!!
Carlos and Logan went to The Chocolate Factory
Carlos:This is the Chocolate Factory!!
Logan:Wow!! Carlos where are you!!!?
Carlos:Up Here!!!
Logan:Get down
Carlos:No!!!
Logan Climbed the Ladder to the chocolate tank
Logan:Carlos!!!
Carlos:What!
Logan:Don't Put your hand in in there!
Carlos:its good try it
Logan:THIS IS GOOD CHOCOLATE!!
Then Logan fell in the chocolate tank
Carlos:You should do that!
Lets go to James and Kendall
James:Im going to Awesome Cuts and Nails to get a Haircut
Kendall:James im going with because i will get bored without anyone here
*Theme Song*
Starts With
Gusatavo
Kelly
BTR
Jonsa Brothers
Victorious
Baitovenn
Lighting
Hobo
Jack Black Man
Jack Castillo
Gabirela Mendez
Hailee Fat So
Jasmine Slow so
Brook Fucksom
Mrs.Fuckigge
hUSKEY
Max Dumb-Asswell
Lunch Ladies
Cute20k
aLEXSelenaRules
Piplup
Turtwig
Micheal O'Shit
Mrs.Guyer
Mr.Fuckight
Aperil Beaver
Marcos Fuckomxz
Justin Gayiber
JorDIN Fuckarks
Panda
Guest STARING Socko and Mat29Cool and Chloe Briones
Once Apon a Fuckin Time
BTR KILLED THEMSelves
BY LIMB BY limb by Huskey HaRDY
People Wanna Know Jack Castillo is Awesome or Not
ApeRil Beaver is Gay
Justin GAYIER is a Liesbin
Micheal O'Shit isn't a Life Oragnism he is a BEAVCOON
"BIBER FEVER" SAYS Gabrilea Mendez
Huskey Hardy Kisses Chloe
JACK BLACK MAN MARRIES Aperil
CUTE20K MARRIES Huskey Hardy
Chloe Marries Max Dumb-AssWell
To be Contiunde
Starts With
Gusatavo
Kelly
BTR
Jonsa Brothers
Victorious
Baitovenn
Lighting
Hobo
Jack Black Man
Jack Castillo
Gabirela Mendez
Hailee Fat So
Jasmine Slow so
Brook Fucksom
Mrs.Fuckigge
hUSKEY
Max Dumb-Asswell
Lunch Ladies
Cute20k
aLEXSelenaRules
Piplup
Turtwig
Micheal O'Shit
Mrs.Guyer
Mr.Fuckight
Aperil Beaver
Marcos Fuckomxz
Justin Gayiber
JorDIN Fuckarks
Panda
Guest STARING Socko and Mat29Cool and Chloe Briones
Once Apon a Fuckin Time
BTR KILLED THEMSelves
BY LIMB BY limb by Huskey HaRDY
People Wanna Know Jack Castillo is Awesome or Not
ApeRil Beaver is Gay
Justin GAYIER is a Liesbin
Micheal O'Shit isn't a Life Oragnism he is a BEAVCOON
"BIBER FEVER" SAYS Gabrilea Mendez
Huskey Hardy Kisses Chloe
JACK BLACK MAN MARRIES Aperil
CUTE20K MARRIES Huskey Hardy
Chloe Marries Max Dumb-AssWell
To be Contiunde