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posted by isabelle_905

I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!! Enjoy!

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need...

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How to Be Liked by Every Guy in Your School

posted by karpach_14

Be well groomed and take pride in yourself.

1. ridiculously huge coupon a day. Like doing Sacramento at 90% off!

Try cute hairstyles! Wearing your hair down day after day can look boring and uninspired. Scrunchies and cute hair clips are a must! It's nice if your accessories match what you're wearing; which should compliment your figure.
Wear deoderant. Especially during P.E. Anti-perspirant deoderant is the best kind because it slows down sweating when applied directly to your arm-pits. If deoderant isn't really your thing, perfume or sweetly-scented body spray is a nice alternative. Fruity or...

How to Be Close to Flawless

posted by karpach_14

OUTSIDE

1.Smoky Eyes Makeup Tips LorealParisUSA.com/Smokey-Eye
Learn How To Get A Seductive Smoky Eye Look From L'Oréal Paris Experts

2.Hair - wash it every day, but don't use conditioner every time. Washing less frequently or using conditioner every day will lead to greasy hair. Comb it daily.

3.Eyebrows - comb and/or tweeze them regularly to keep them well groomed.

4.Eyes - if you have red, bloodshot, itchy eyes, get eyedrops and use them regularly. Get plenty of sleep to avoid puffiness.

5.Nose - blow your nose, don't pick it. Always blow your nose before leaving the house and check to make sure...

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Bette Davis - She Did It Her Way

posted by AcidBanter

Fanpop isn't accepting links from blogspot anymore so added the article in this section, but here's the link to the original source:

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Ruth Elizabeth Davis, more commonly known as Bette Davis, was born April 5, 1908 in Lowell, Massachusetts. She was a precocious, self-absorbed child who discovered her love of acting while watching the play, The Wild Duck (by Henrik Ibsen) when she was a teenager, proclaiming, "Before that performance I wanted to be an actress. When it ended, I had to be an actress... exactly like Peg Entwistle (who played Hedvig in the play). Her doting, generous mother, Ruthie...

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On the Privilege of Being a Woman

posted by lorette

DR. ALICE von HILDEBRAND
On the Privilege of Being a Woman

January 14, 1997
New York Catholic Forum Lecture
- Simone de Beauvoir, in The Second Sex, wrote that women hate their bodies. Women are physically weaker, less clever, have less power and prestige. For men, procreation is a moment of physical ecstasy, whereas women suffer the discomfort of pregnancy and the agony of childbirth.

- Feminism is a metaphysical revolt against the characteristics of women. Men seem to have all the advantages, and so feminists try to become a caricature of men.

- Historically, women have been looked down on....

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A mothers whisper...poem

posted by addi123456

A mothers whisper

In the night when your fast asleep.
Precious eyes closed…and in a beautiful dream.
You hear a whisper…a soft gental sound.
You smile…and laugh..nowing mother is around.
Trying not to wake up from this dream of yours.
It makes you feel safe….all nice and warm.
You feel a nice, soft, warm hand on your head.
Mother cries…..is she dead?
You try to move to tell her you’re alright.
But you cant move at all that night.
Mother sings me a beautiful ryme.
I try to wake up…its about time!
I wanna feel her warm imbrass.
Is it really way to late….
I see an angel up in the sky…
I see mother standing right by,
I walk to here and give her a hug.
Mother whispers…your in heaven my love(=

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Why Men Are Happier People

posted by isabelle_905

More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...

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Missing Moms and 'Evil' Females in Disney Films

posted by SelinaKyle

I admit I loved Disney Princesses as a little girl, I collected stickers and pictures of my favorites (Belle and Ariel and Cinderella) and have a lot of the movies.

But one curious thing I started to notice about Disney movies as I got older was that there were usually no mothers around, it was almost always a single dad and his daughter trying to get by. If there was a female adult, she was an awful stepmother or a wicked witch.

Here is a list of Disney movies (and many of these are based on folk tales and Grimm fairy tales, but they are the ones Disney seems to like to make movies of...) where...

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25 Reasons To Thank Your Mother

posted by breebree446

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case...

I dreamed I was a princess

posted by ddangerouxwoman

Yesterday I slept and I dreamed I was a princess
I dreamed of the power of an educated woman
in the times of knights
And I don't mean what we used to do: embroidery, singing or drawing
no, but to that ancient art that barely lingers between us now,
to make man believe that he is the one who take the reins
We didn't have the freedom to be indomitable, but we have been secret.
We domed the king with kisses and planned alliances and revenge in our beds.
In my dream, my mother, the Queen, taught me to be gentle, to appear submissive but to be daring in secret as far as God would allow me.
To play with my...

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MOST POPULAR GIRLS ON YOUTUBE

posted by maritina12345

MOST POPULAR GIRLS ON YOUTUBE

Vevo, an account on youtube for a lot of singers that always post their latest music videos and songs, made a list for the most popular singers!

Who is most viewed? Beside Lady Gaga, Rihanna & Shakira are second and third.

Britney, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Selena Gomez were in the top ten. Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus followed close behind them!

Here is the complete list:

1. Lady Gaga – 1.632.450.395
2. Rihanna – 1.333.881.663
3. Shakira – 947.239.912
4. Britney Spears – 853.910.418
5. Beyoncé – 735.023.571
6. Taylor Swift – 493.208.814
7. Jennifer Lopez – 463.577.450
8. Katy Perry – 414.950.899
9. Selena Gomez – 354.322.114
10. Christina Aguilera – 217.634.971
11. Ke$ha – 191.642.959
12. Jessie J – 187.993.705
13. Nicki Minaj – 174.877.413
14. Miley Cyrus – 150.422.719

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My story..my life...

posted by addi123456

My story. The life of me…….

Hey everyone My name is addi ( addisyn) but I just like addi. I am 16 years old and I was born on January 1. I have 9 other brothers and sisters. I also have an identical twin. My life is very complicated, and I desided to share it with others who would like to hear. When I was young, I was raised to be strong, and to work my hardest, and never to give up. I was in gymnastics at the age of 6, cheerleading at the age of 6, swimming when I was 14, karate when I was 9, and dance when I was around 7. This was the dream for me! I loved what I did! My mom was a stay...

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One Flaw In Women

posted by isabelle_905

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...

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Finding you!

posted by addi123456

Finding you! And your goal in life(=

You are you. You came into this world for a purpose, and god has a plan and goal for you to achieve in life. Sometimes though its hard to find that one thing that god has put you down on earth for. To find it you really need to look at yourself, and your dreams, goals, and what you love . Look at your talents. Growing up as a teenager, life is rough. There is soo much drama, and school, and pure pressure! You need to block that out of your life, and focas on what your going to do when your older, and your goal and purpose for being on earth. Because what...

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Y you are soo pretty. How to like yourself(=

posted by addi123456

Some girls really hate themselves. They think there fat, or to skinny, or they have huge eyes, or they hate there acne. Every girl has a flaw about themselves. YOu wont find a perfect girl. But what i can say is that every single one of you girls are beatiful. Y? Because you were created by a wonderful god! He created you in his eyes. Think of yourself as a painting. YOu see the ones that look like a mess! well because they were made by a famous artist, there beautiful, and unique! LIke you! Whos to say you arent pretty?The boys? The other mean girls? Who made up the rule that being fat, or...

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Spanish Class

posted by isabelle_905

Here’s another email guys! lol Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...

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Geography Of Women vs. Men

posted by isabelle_905

More emails.

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Lost the war...

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The Fanpop Gender Division

posted by Dragonclaws

Calvin and Hobbes in their club GROSS: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

So, hello, I’m Dragonclaws. I have a good-sized interest in gender equality and examining sexism and such. I’ve stumbled across these gender-related clubs about Being a Woman and Being a Man. Going from one to the other, specifically from Being a Woman to Being a Man, the stark difference is quite stunning. I find the differences between the two clubs to distinctly represent the cultural divide between the two gender groups, and as an extension to represent the forms of sexism developed by our society.

First of all, let’s examine the avatar used by each club. The avatar used to represent...

PUT DOWN THE HAMMER

posted by greekgirlA

I found this wise letter written to a, well, if i said what i wanted to, it would take too long. So, just read.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi...

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How to get alone beter with your mother(=

posted by addi123456

How to get along with your mother.

This is for all the girls who have a mom.

Mothers…………..Ugh! They drive us crazy sometimes. They ground us for no reason, they yell at us for the littlest things, they imbarrise us, and wont leave us alone! Sometimes you just wanna yell and scream! Sadly you cant do that to your mother. But what you can do is prevent your mom from doing all these things. Before I give you these tips, im gonna help you like your mother more. And have a beter relationship with her. Your mom gave birth to you. She fed you, kept you alive, and raised you to the beautiful,...