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Bruce Wayne The road home
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The cover for "Bruce Wayne: The road home" Art by Shane Davis
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I was born in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in 1968. It was there that I was forced to learn how to swim, and...by the age of three I landed in America. I attended Harvard University and got my degree in advanced physics and exploitative law. I dated Britany Spears when she was still playing out Timberlake. Timberlake, I used to laugh, doesn't that sound like a real sleazy youth overnight camp in a Disney Channel movie? To which Britany would laugh and go grocery shopping. But I decided that having all these things wasn't good enough, so I decided to try my luck with the Boston Pops. Nailed...
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Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
Lucius Fox: And I'm a DC. Rumor was, Mr. Symbiote, you made an appearence in a publishing product of any form after the year 1839 but...isn't that racist?

Symbiote: RACIST?!!! RACIST?!!! BLACK GOOP SO I'M RACIST?!

Lucius (smiling): Mister Symbiote, what do you do to Spiderman when you land on him? You become what north Boston New Yorker subscribers characertize as the difference between the white man and the "negro".

1. yeah dawg I'll pay my rent, on the first of Fix-My-Door-Sucka.

2. every women, baby. What's up sweet thaaaang

3. 4 times the athletic ability

4. Saves...
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Sorry everybody. I don't mean to wise guy. I just feel like venting somewhere about stuff that doesn't matter. Just to keep my fingers typing.

Are you serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a gold mine there? That shows you how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fan and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest fans I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn Batman into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and popular and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What you do is look at each frame one by one. In your head you don't just have Batman -- you have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with Batman whether on screen or not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?
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most people think batman sucks but he is not like that at all.he could take every dc and 3/4 of the marvels only not giant man,storm,captain America,and Thor.but some people would disagree but that's their opinion.And if you read the comics you would see he's been in way,way,way,waaay,worst situations.and would not simply lose without knocking out the other person first,or taking the person down with him.you would see many tricks he could use to win without a scratch.and I'm serous about it.plus his villains,allies,and weapons are way better and original.like in the present days tech.and soon to come.All i can say is read 1 batman comic and tell me he doesn't kick but.and many of his villains are very popular even if you don't read comic's at all.like people know joker,penguin,catwoman,two face,and poison ivy.

p.s. batman adventures is a good comic serous to start with if you decide to become a fan.
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the cover for Lusus Naturae. It includes the definition too.
the cover for Lusus Naturae. It includes the definition too.
My knuckles tore upon as I banged the bricks for the umpteenth time. Sparks flew from the blood that is shed. I shouldn't have been there. It still makes me mad today as I look back. Why was I there? "LET ME OUT!!" I cried to the gaurds outside my thick cell walls. "I don't belong here!"

"Better safe than sorry." Came a very quiet, muffled voice from the other side. "You're a danger to us all, kid. Even if you didn't mean to kill that cop, you're still guilty of doing it."

My chest ached from the deep bruises they'd give me as I pounded harder. I have to admit, they were smart enough to use bricks...
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Help me clear this up. Please. Does everyone dislike Katie Holmes because...

a) all self-righteous
b) not true to the comic (my a** by the way)
c) in Dawson's Creek and who the heck didn't hate Joey in Dawson's Creek

d) "it's not who you are underneath..." That was pretty stupid. And how she's all shaking her head while it's happening. Lame. I gotcha.

e) The Arkham Asylum scene where she's getting on Crane.

f) I honestly can't think of anything else. Maggie Gyllenhal's cute and everything but they wrote her lines all foolishly. And she drags Eckhart down. I'm telling you kiddies that if Eckhart,...
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My client the 3:10 to Yuma man himself would have loved to NOT flip out on McG's friends from the old neighborhood as they obstructed his view going about their business directives for McG was which was to close in on the shot so hard it gives us all headaches from how out-of-focus it is OR when it moves a bit and disappears from the screen completely and we can't follow it. Christian "Now That Boy Makes Some Good Films" Bale is about to have his career sidemarked for simply being polite 99% of the time about the fact that Legoland is remaking Terminator. And you know who was there in the scene with Bale when he snapped on Shutter-Speed Boy? BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD!! Un-pregnant, re-vamped, just like our imaginations. Spider-Man 3 she got pregnant that's why she was dressed in harsh black with Nikes when they went to the heh-heh "jazz club". That girl could make anyone turn into a teenage boy trying to prove he's not a nice guy.
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Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

(Side note: This article has been rated pg13, and should not be read by anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)

#20.
Detective Comics: 241


This is what happens when Batman is written by Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48


"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, you the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under...
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