We now take back to the events of the last story. This take place immediately after the story.
“Finally non fake porn without cleavage!” Kaltag said.
Star was laying down.
“Why are you enjoying this?”
“I’m watching Balto take the heat!”
“Ima go to bed now.”
Steele jumped on top of the Impala. In one leap, he landed on Aniu.
“Stop raping our son!”
“You’re the one who turned on him during the Diphtheria scare!”
“Steele’s my dad?” Balto asked.
Steele climbed on Aniu.
“Coem on!” Kaltag yelled.
“Yawn,” Star said.
“This are not making me happy face!”
“Kaltag, go to bed!”
Aniu disappeared.
“Son, you ok?”
“You’re my dad?”
“Yes, I am.”
Kaltag and Star got up the next morning. It was Star’s turn to drive.
“Hey Star, I never asked you, are you gay?”
“Yes, totally!”
“Oh God!”
Star pulled into and alley and got on Kaltag.
“Star, don’t.”
“You should be gay with me.”
Kaltag woke up.
“Ahh!”
“Kaltag, stop that!”
“Are you gay?”
“Screw you!”
“It’s just a question.”
“No!”
“Ok.”
“We better set out before the pigs get on their shift.”
“Right.”
Star put the key in ignition. Before Star put the Impala in the ignition Humphrey and Kate came and knocked on the window.
“Please let us join you!” Humphrey yelled.
“Pigs are after us!” Kate added.
“You’re plan isn’t going to work.”
“Time for plan B.”
“There wasn’t one.”
“Exactly.”
Out of nowhere, a few cops came and busted Humphrey and Kate.
“Help us!”
Kaltag and Star got out and punched both of the cops. A cop shot Kate as she retreated to the car.
“Ahh!”
“Kate! Are you ok?”
“I’m fine.”
Kate got to the car. They drove off.
“We got to get you to a hospital.”
“Or get the two into ODST’s.”
Star called Dutch.
“Dutch, we have two dogs to be ODST’s. One was shot.”
“Got it. I got the toxin ready.”
“Alright, I’m coming.”
A whole bunch of cops surrounded the Impala.
“This plan isn’t going to work!” Humphrey yelled.
“Sad face,” Kaltag said.
Star showed the cops a rocket launcher. All the cops backed off. They drove to Dutch’s house.
“Dutch hurry!”
“Alright, Humphrey, Kate, you are now ODST’s!”
“Yes!”
“Kate, you might want this health pack.”
“Thanks.”
They set off.
“Ok, what’s the plan?”
No one replied.
“Well, we have to park the Impala in the garage,” Kaltag said.
“Way ahead of you,” Humphrey said coming out of the garage.
“Ok then.”
“How are we going to run?”
“We have to get to the bottom of this!” Star said.
“What’s the bottom?” Kate asked.
“Ralph!”
Just then, a whole bunch of Police officers surrounded them.
“Ahh, shit!”
“You’re out numbered! Give it up!”
“You got your guns loaded, right?”
“Magnums or SMG’s.”
“Magnums.”
“K, good because that’s what I have loaded.”
An officer was coming to Kaltag. Kaltag shot him. The officer got loopy.
“Ahh, you’re cool, you all look like dogs but you must be cats.”
“Are these darts supposed to do that?” Star asked.
“These are the same darts those humans shot at us back in Canada to bring us to Idawho,” Humphrey said.
The cop fell to the ground unconscious.
“We need to get darts that react quicker.”
“Yeah.”
A cop shot Star with the same dart. Star got loopy.
“Ooh, who are you? You look like I want to make out with you,” Star said to Kaltag.”
“Seriously!”
Star took off his and Kaltag’s helmet and kissed him.
“Ahh! No not the ear!”
Star did the ear bite. Kaltag pulled the dart from Star and threw it to the cop that shot Star.
“Here’s one for your momma!”
Star got back to normal. Why do I have my helmet off? Why do you have yours off?”
“Thank God you don’t remember.”
The quad shot 3 officers right next to a Crown Victoria, got in and drove off.
“Next stop, Police Station.”
“Are you sure Ralph’s there?”
“No.”
They had cops on their ass.
“How do I get these cops off?” Star asked.
“Take the freeway!” Kaltag advised.
Star got on.
“Roadblock!”
Star jumped the divider and got on the wrong side of the freeway.
“Star! When were you able to drive like this?”
“Kaltag, you were right, it is easier than it looks.”
“Oh.”
Star was continuously dodging cars. One was an Armada. Star jumped the divider again. At the police station, Ralph was watching this.
“Do anything you can! I helped my dog into this world and now I’m going to take him out!”
“Sir, we’re going to set up a spike strip at both sides of the highway and any nearby exit.”
“Alright.”
Star got to the spike strip. When he saw that, he jumped the divider again. At this time they were in Davis.
“Damn, that was close.”
“Star…”
“Another one!”
Star stopped just inches before the strip. He went up an exit to find another one.
“How many did they set up?”
He reversed and jumped the divider to find another one. Star backed up and just as he braked to go forward, he ran into another spike strip.
“Crap!”
Star tried as hard as he could to go.
“Abandon car!”
As he got out, Humphrey was tackled. Then Kate. Kaltag ran but eventually got tackled.
“You’re single handed, Star!” Ralph yelled from a helicopter.
Star was surrounded.
“Star, give yourself up!” Kaltag said.
Star turned around, then he looked up at the helicopter. He took off his helmet then pulled a real magnum.
“I’ve been left no choice.”
Star pulled the trigger.
“Oww, this’ll take a while.”
Star fired 5 more times.
“I’m not dead.”
“Listen, if you give yourself up, we will let your friends go.”
“Star, don’t do it. Run!” Humphrey yelled.
“Star, obey the man!” Kaltag said.
“No!”
Star gave himself up.
“Get him!” Ralph yelled.
The cops arrested Star.
“Now put his friends in the enforcer as he comes with us in the chopper!”
“What you said you were going to set them free!”
“Yeah, well I lied.”
Ralph injected Star with anti-ODST acid.
“I’m Don’t feel so hot.”
“Good!”
Star lost consciousness. When he woke up, he was in a prison cell. Right across from him was Humphrey. To the right of him was Kate and to the left was Kaltag.
“Star, you know where we are right?” Humphrey asked.
“Jail?”
“Not just any jail, the Vacaville Prison.”
“Oh, I don’t feel like an ODST anymore.”
“Why?”
“I just don’t feel so hot.”
“Where’s your armor?”
“I don’t care right now.”
“Hey is that cocaine right in front of you?”
“What do you know? Sugar.”
Star ate come of it then immediately spit it out.
“That doesn’t taste like sugar or salt!”
“Try sucking it through your nose.”
Star did it.
“Ahh! That is cocaine!”
“Hey, they left me Mountain Due on the ground.”
“Um Humphrey, that’s not…”
“Ahh! That is not Mountain Due!”
“That’s piss.”
“Well, they might have left me Mountain Due,” Star said.
Star licked it.
“Nope not Mountain Due either.”
“Both of you are sickos!” Kate said.
“Both of you have bladder problems, too!” Kaltag said.
A guard came.
“Alright, Ralph told me to bring Star to court and set the rest free.”
“Alright, finally what I wished for, Kaltag, Kate, watch over Humphrey.”
“Got it,” They both said in Unison.
Star was taken to court.
“Star, you get the electric chair!” Ralph yelled.
Kaltag, Kate, and Humphrey were watching from outside. They couldn’t hear anything but they saw everything. Star was put on the electric chair.
“You got the wet sponge, right?”
“No, we’re going to make you suffer!”
“What!”
Star felt mass burning. From outside, Kate, Kaltag and Humphrey saw flames coming up.
“They’re burning him on the electric chair!”
Kaltag broke in. Kate followed.
“You’re not taking down my brother! Kate you take out the guards, I’ll save my brother.”
“Got it!”
Humphrey cowarded, or they thought. A cop nearly swatted Kate with an electric stick. Humphrey dart sniped him.
“Humphrey, the Omega and the Alpha’s service.”
“Thanks.”
The carried Star out and got him in an Impala.
“Another one!”
“It’s faster than a Crown Vic and more reliable than a Caprice.”
“Alright!”
“Are either of you a doctor?” Kaltag asked.
“In Alpha school they taught me come doctor techniques,” Kate replied.
“Ok, you take car of Star.”
“Yeah. Hey, are you the Alpha or the Omega of you group?”
“We don’t go by Alpha and Omega, we go by Colonel, Chief, Captain, and Sergeant.”
“Ok, if you’re not the head of the group, you’re the Omega.”
“Well, I’m the Colonel.”
“And, what’s that?”
“The highest rank.”
“So you’re an Alpha.”
“Sweet.”
They got in and drove off.
“Kate, status report.”
“He’s got a lot of 1st degree burns with a 2nd degree burn.”
“Oh, what else?”
“He also has some fur burnt off his tail.”
Humphrey had a flashback of his tail being pulled by Kate.
“Ahh!”
“What now!”
“Remember when I saved you on the cliff and I had great suffering on my tail?”
“Oh yeah.”
“We have to get him back to an ODST,” Kaltag said.
“Uhh, where?” Star asked.
“Dutch’s.”
“Ok.”
They got to Dutch’s house.
“Alright, you’ve been injected.”
“Thanks.”
Ralph busted through the door with 3 guards.
“Star, you are going down!”
Star shot the 3 guards with the “loopy” darts.
“Oh shit!”
Ralph ran to his Charger. He immediately sped off.
“We got to get him!”
“The fastest we have is an Impala!”
“What about the Armada.”
“I don’t know.”
“Isn’t it supercharged?”
“Yeah.”
“Isn’t it able to go like 160?”
“Yeah, but that Charger…”
“Kaltag, it’s me I’m driving, I’m not putting any of you at risk so stay here!”
“No, Star, no matter what, I’m coming with you!” Humphrey said.
“No.”
“You cannot stop meh!”
“Why did you add an h to make it meh?”
“I don’t know, either way, I’m coming with you!”
“Fine!”
Star and Humphrey got in the Armada and set out. Eventually, they reached Ralph.
“Is that Tony’s Armada? Is that Star driving?”
“It’s too late Ralph!”
“You honestly think that an Armada can beat this Charger?”
“There’s a chance.”
“Screw you!”
Ralph sped off, but Star easily caught up.
“You can’t catch me fagit!” Ralph yelled.
“It’s a good thing I put this frame guard on.”
Star accelerated, and then slammed the Armada into Ralph’s Charger.
“Ahh, you’re good, but not compared to me!”
“Humphrey, get your SMG ready.”
“Got it.”
Ralph turned into an exit and Star missed.
“Shit!”
“Jump through the boarder! You might be able to jump the guard rail.”
Star got trough to the other side.
“This would be better with a Warthog.”
“A what?”
“Nothing.”
Star sped up to Ralph and bumped him.
“How!”
“I jumped the barrier.”
“But, I… you, I…”
“I got you!”
“No we’ve got you!” an officer yelled.
“Star, I’ll make a distraction, I’ll jump out and give myself up,” Humphrey said.
Right as Humphrey pulled the handle, Star locked it.
“You’re not going anywhere; I need you to fire that SMG at Ralph.”
“Fine!”
There was an enforcer that sped up behind the Armada. Star had an idea.
“Screw the SMG turn on the NOS bottles.”
“Can’t you go any faster?”
“Yes, but I need this NOS to perform the move I’m about to make.”
“Alright, do I turn the nozzles?”
“Yeah.”
“Got it.”
Star sped up to Ralph’s side. Ralph sped up to 162 mph. He jumped onto the next Interstate, from I-80 to I-5. Star sped up and also jumped. The enforcer jumped right on the Armada’s ass. Just 5 inches away from the rear bumper guard. Star accelerated to 160 mph.
“Star, we’re loosing him.”
Star had the Armada at full speed.
“I might actually have to use the NOS before the… Humphrey, you drive!”
“What! I might, but I can’t drive a stick for crap!”
“This is an Automatic.”
“I’ll try.”
Star pulled out a plasma pistol.
“What’s that?”
“If this is overcharged, it will kill Ralph’s engine. You can’t just hit it anywhere, you have to hit at a certain place, and no offence but I don’t think you’ll be able to get it.”
“None taken, I’m a wolf who just became an ODST.”
“Ok, here it goes.”
Star shot Ralph’s Charger right in the exhaust pipe, which lead to the engine, killing it for about 10 seconds. As soon as the engine got hit, the Charger slowed 10 mph, followed by slowing down 2 mph a second. Humphrey got ahead of Ralph.
“Let me get back in control.”
“Got it.”
The enforcer was still trailing on their ass. Star got in front of Ralph. When Ralph accelerated, Star broke slamming Ralph’s Charger between the bumper guard of the Armada and the enforcer. Ralph’s car crippled then got sky launched. When the enforcer was slung into the Armada, the Armada got launched into a building just 100 feet away from Ralph’s car.
“Humphrey, you ok?”
“I’m fine, you?”
“I do have this airbag in my face but other than that I’m good.”
Star and Humphrey got out. Ralph landed right next to an abandoned gas station.
“Hand me the SMG.”
He zoomed in and saw Ralph sitting there ready for Star to come.
“I’m not coming, you come to me!” Star called.
“Fine, I will!”
There were at least 100 cops sitting there, engaged. When Ralph got up, Star shot a gas pump, making the station explode and kill Ralph. All the cops watched their leader burn to death. After watching that, they walked back to their cars and went back to the police station.
“High 5!”
The two got back in the Armada and used cheats to heal it. They got a towing rope, and pulled out Ralph’s Charger’s carcass from the fire.
“This Charger didn’t do anything to us. We shall heal it using cheats. Humphrey, you drive it to Dutch’s, then I’ll take us to our house.”
“Got it.”
“Hey do you know what’s weird?”
“What?”
“Everyone we know has an Armada, Tony, Dutch and apparently we’re using his, Romeo, and deceased Ralph. Same with a Charger but us and Dutch. This is going to Dutch.”
They got to Dutch’s and took an Impala. Then they went back home. Kate and Kaltag welcomed them back and Sola loved on Star. What a happy ending!
Prologue
“I’m homesick from our pack,” Humphrey said.
“Me too, hey we should go for a visit,” Kate said.
“Can we come?” Star asked.
“Sure.”
“Thanks.”
“I remember Alpha school, I hope I’ll be able to go again,” Kate said.
“God, Alpha school sucks! I liked driving school so much better. I let Kaltag be the Colonel so I wouldn’t have to go to Alpha school!” Star said.
“Why do you hate it?”
“I had to be there for a year, and it’s like boarding school! I liked driving school so much better because it’s funny, I could leave any time I wanted, it seemed for educational, and it was funny!”
“Well we’re going to take a trip to our pack tomorrow!”
“Ok.
In the next story, Balto joins in with the trip to Humphrey and Kate’s pack
“Finally non fake porn without cleavage!” Kaltag said.
Star was laying down.
“Why are you enjoying this?”
“I’m watching Balto take the heat!”
“Ima go to bed now.”
Steele jumped on top of the Impala. In one leap, he landed on Aniu.
“Stop raping our son!”
“You’re the one who turned on him during the Diphtheria scare!”
“Steele’s my dad?” Balto asked.
Steele climbed on Aniu.
“Coem on!” Kaltag yelled.
“Yawn,” Star said.
“This are not making me happy face!”
“Kaltag, go to bed!”
Aniu disappeared.
“Son, you ok?”
“You’re my dad?”
“Yes, I am.”
Kaltag and Star got up the next morning. It was Star’s turn to drive.
“Hey Star, I never asked you, are you gay?”
“Yes, totally!”
“Oh God!”
Star pulled into and alley and got on Kaltag.
“Star, don’t.”
“You should be gay with me.”
Kaltag woke up.
“Ahh!”
“Kaltag, stop that!”
“Are you gay?”
“Screw you!”
“It’s just a question.”
“No!”
“Ok.”
“We better set out before the pigs get on their shift.”
“Right.”
Star put the key in ignition. Before Star put the Impala in the ignition Humphrey and Kate came and knocked on the window.
“Please let us join you!” Humphrey yelled.
“Pigs are after us!” Kate added.
“You’re plan isn’t going to work.”
“Time for plan B.”
“There wasn’t one.”
“Exactly.”
Out of nowhere, a few cops came and busted Humphrey and Kate.
“Help us!”
Kaltag and Star got out and punched both of the cops. A cop shot Kate as she retreated to the car.
“Ahh!”
“Kate! Are you ok?”
“I’m fine.”
Kate got to the car. They drove off.
“We got to get you to a hospital.”
“Or get the two into ODST’s.”
Star called Dutch.
“Dutch, we have two dogs to be ODST’s. One was shot.”
“Got it. I got the toxin ready.”
“Alright, I’m coming.”
A whole bunch of cops surrounded the Impala.
“This plan isn’t going to work!” Humphrey yelled.
“Sad face,” Kaltag said.
Star showed the cops a rocket launcher. All the cops backed off. They drove to Dutch’s house.
“Dutch hurry!”
“Alright, Humphrey, Kate, you are now ODST’s!”
“Yes!”
“Kate, you might want this health pack.”
“Thanks.”
They set off.
“Ok, what’s the plan?”
No one replied.
“Well, we have to park the Impala in the garage,” Kaltag said.
“Way ahead of you,” Humphrey said coming out of the garage.
“Ok then.”
“How are we going to run?”
“We have to get to the bottom of this!” Star said.
“What’s the bottom?” Kate asked.
“Ralph!”
Just then, a whole bunch of Police officers surrounded them.
“Ahh, shit!”
“You’re out numbered! Give it up!”
“You got your guns loaded, right?”
“Magnums or SMG’s.”
“Magnums.”
“K, good because that’s what I have loaded.”
An officer was coming to Kaltag. Kaltag shot him. The officer got loopy.
“Ahh, you’re cool, you all look like dogs but you must be cats.”
“Are these darts supposed to do that?” Star asked.
“These are the same darts those humans shot at us back in Canada to bring us to Idawho,” Humphrey said.
The cop fell to the ground unconscious.
“We need to get darts that react quicker.”
“Yeah.”
A cop shot Star with the same dart. Star got loopy.
“Ooh, who are you? You look like I want to make out with you,” Star said to Kaltag.”
“Seriously!”
Star took off his and Kaltag’s helmet and kissed him.
“Ahh! No not the ear!”
Star did the ear bite. Kaltag pulled the dart from Star and threw it to the cop that shot Star.
“Here’s one for your momma!”
Star got back to normal. Why do I have my helmet off? Why do you have yours off?”
“Thank God you don’t remember.”
The quad shot 3 officers right next to a Crown Victoria, got in and drove off.
“Next stop, Police Station.”
“Are you sure Ralph’s there?”
“No.”
They had cops on their ass.
“How do I get these cops off?” Star asked.
“Take the freeway!” Kaltag advised.
Star got on.
“Roadblock!”
Star jumped the divider and got on the wrong side of the freeway.
“Star! When were you able to drive like this?”
“Kaltag, you were right, it is easier than it looks.”
“Oh.”
Star was continuously dodging cars. One was an Armada. Star jumped the divider again. At the police station, Ralph was watching this.
“Do anything you can! I helped my dog into this world and now I’m going to take him out!”
“Sir, we’re going to set up a spike strip at both sides of the highway and any nearby exit.”
“Alright.”
Star got to the spike strip. When he saw that, he jumped the divider again. At this time they were in Davis.
“Damn, that was close.”
“Star…”
“Another one!”
Star stopped just inches before the strip. He went up an exit to find another one.
“How many did they set up?”
He reversed and jumped the divider to find another one. Star backed up and just as he braked to go forward, he ran into another spike strip.
“Crap!”
Star tried as hard as he could to go.
“Abandon car!”
As he got out, Humphrey was tackled. Then Kate. Kaltag ran but eventually got tackled.
“You’re single handed, Star!” Ralph yelled from a helicopter.
Star was surrounded.
“Star, give yourself up!” Kaltag said.
Star turned around, then he looked up at the helicopter. He took off his helmet then pulled a real magnum.
“I’ve been left no choice.”
Star pulled the trigger.
“Oww, this’ll take a while.”
Star fired 5 more times.
“I’m not dead.”
“Listen, if you give yourself up, we will let your friends go.”
“Star, don’t do it. Run!” Humphrey yelled.
“Star, obey the man!” Kaltag said.
“No!”
Star gave himself up.
“Get him!” Ralph yelled.
The cops arrested Star.
“Now put his friends in the enforcer as he comes with us in the chopper!”
“What you said you were going to set them free!”
“Yeah, well I lied.”
Ralph injected Star with anti-ODST acid.
“I’m Don’t feel so hot.”
“Good!”
Star lost consciousness. When he woke up, he was in a prison cell. Right across from him was Humphrey. To the right of him was Kate and to the left was Kaltag.
“Star, you know where we are right?” Humphrey asked.
“Jail?”
“Not just any jail, the Vacaville Prison.”
“Oh, I don’t feel like an ODST anymore.”
“Why?”
“I just don’t feel so hot.”
“Where’s your armor?”
“I don’t care right now.”
“Hey is that cocaine right in front of you?”
“What do you know? Sugar.”
Star ate come of it then immediately spit it out.
“That doesn’t taste like sugar or salt!”
“Try sucking it through your nose.”
Star did it.
“Ahh! That is cocaine!”
“Hey, they left me Mountain Due on the ground.”
“Um Humphrey, that’s not…”
“Ahh! That is not Mountain Due!”
“That’s piss.”
“Well, they might have left me Mountain Due,” Star said.
Star licked it.
“Nope not Mountain Due either.”
“Both of you are sickos!” Kate said.
“Both of you have bladder problems, too!” Kaltag said.
A guard came.
“Alright, Ralph told me to bring Star to court and set the rest free.”
“Alright, finally what I wished for, Kaltag, Kate, watch over Humphrey.”
“Got it,” They both said in Unison.
Star was taken to court.
“Star, you get the electric chair!” Ralph yelled.
Kaltag, Kate, and Humphrey were watching from outside. They couldn’t hear anything but they saw everything. Star was put on the electric chair.
“You got the wet sponge, right?”
“No, we’re going to make you suffer!”
“What!”
Star felt mass burning. From outside, Kate, Kaltag and Humphrey saw flames coming up.
“They’re burning him on the electric chair!”
Kaltag broke in. Kate followed.
“You’re not taking down my brother! Kate you take out the guards, I’ll save my brother.”
“Got it!”
Humphrey cowarded, or they thought. A cop nearly swatted Kate with an electric stick. Humphrey dart sniped him.
“Humphrey, the Omega and the Alpha’s service.”
“Thanks.”
The carried Star out and got him in an Impala.
“Another one!”
“It’s faster than a Crown Vic and more reliable than a Caprice.”
“Alright!”
“Are either of you a doctor?” Kaltag asked.
“In Alpha school they taught me come doctor techniques,” Kate replied.
“Ok, you take car of Star.”
“Yeah. Hey, are you the Alpha or the Omega of you group?”
“We don’t go by Alpha and Omega, we go by Colonel, Chief, Captain, and Sergeant.”
“Ok, if you’re not the head of the group, you’re the Omega.”
“Well, I’m the Colonel.”
“And, what’s that?”
“The highest rank.”
“So you’re an Alpha.”
“Sweet.”
They got in and drove off.
“Kate, status report.”
“He’s got a lot of 1st degree burns with a 2nd degree burn.”
“Oh, what else?”
“He also has some fur burnt off his tail.”
Humphrey had a flashback of his tail being pulled by Kate.
“Ahh!”
“What now!”
“Remember when I saved you on the cliff and I had great suffering on my tail?”
“Oh yeah.”
“We have to get him back to an ODST,” Kaltag said.
“Uhh, where?” Star asked.
“Dutch’s.”
“Ok.”
They got to Dutch’s house.
“Alright, you’ve been injected.”
“Thanks.”
Ralph busted through the door with 3 guards.
“Star, you are going down!”
Star shot the 3 guards with the “loopy” darts.
“Oh shit!”
Ralph ran to his Charger. He immediately sped off.
“We got to get him!”
“The fastest we have is an Impala!”
“What about the Armada.”
“I don’t know.”
“Isn’t it supercharged?”
“Yeah.”
“Isn’t it able to go like 160?”
“Yeah, but that Charger…”
“Kaltag, it’s me I’m driving, I’m not putting any of you at risk so stay here!”
“No, Star, no matter what, I’m coming with you!” Humphrey said.
“No.”
“You cannot stop meh!”
“Why did you add an h to make it meh?”
“I don’t know, either way, I’m coming with you!”
“Fine!”
Star and Humphrey got in the Armada and set out. Eventually, they reached Ralph.
“Is that Tony’s Armada? Is that Star driving?”
“It’s too late Ralph!”
“You honestly think that an Armada can beat this Charger?”
“There’s a chance.”
“Screw you!”
Ralph sped off, but Star easily caught up.
“You can’t catch me fagit!” Ralph yelled.
“It’s a good thing I put this frame guard on.”
Star accelerated, and then slammed the Armada into Ralph’s Charger.
“Ahh, you’re good, but not compared to me!”
“Humphrey, get your SMG ready.”
“Got it.”
Ralph turned into an exit and Star missed.
“Shit!”
“Jump through the boarder! You might be able to jump the guard rail.”
Star got trough to the other side.
“This would be better with a Warthog.”
“A what?”
“Nothing.”
Star sped up to Ralph and bumped him.
“How!”
“I jumped the barrier.”
“But, I… you, I…”
“I got you!”
“No we’ve got you!” an officer yelled.
“Star, I’ll make a distraction, I’ll jump out and give myself up,” Humphrey said.
Right as Humphrey pulled the handle, Star locked it.
“You’re not going anywhere; I need you to fire that SMG at Ralph.”
“Fine!”
There was an enforcer that sped up behind the Armada. Star had an idea.
“Screw the SMG turn on the NOS bottles.”
“Can’t you go any faster?”
“Yes, but I need this NOS to perform the move I’m about to make.”
“Alright, do I turn the nozzles?”
“Yeah.”
“Got it.”
Star sped up to Ralph’s side. Ralph sped up to 162 mph. He jumped onto the next Interstate, from I-80 to I-5. Star sped up and also jumped. The enforcer jumped right on the Armada’s ass. Just 5 inches away from the rear bumper guard. Star accelerated to 160 mph.
“Star, we’re loosing him.”
Star had the Armada at full speed.
“I might actually have to use the NOS before the… Humphrey, you drive!”
“What! I might, but I can’t drive a stick for crap!”
“This is an Automatic.”
“I’ll try.”
Star pulled out a plasma pistol.
“What’s that?”
“If this is overcharged, it will kill Ralph’s engine. You can’t just hit it anywhere, you have to hit at a certain place, and no offence but I don’t think you’ll be able to get it.”
“None taken, I’m a wolf who just became an ODST.”
“Ok, here it goes.”
Star shot Ralph’s Charger right in the exhaust pipe, which lead to the engine, killing it for about 10 seconds. As soon as the engine got hit, the Charger slowed 10 mph, followed by slowing down 2 mph a second. Humphrey got ahead of Ralph.
“Let me get back in control.”
“Got it.”
The enforcer was still trailing on their ass. Star got in front of Ralph. When Ralph accelerated, Star broke slamming Ralph’s Charger between the bumper guard of the Armada and the enforcer. Ralph’s car crippled then got sky launched. When the enforcer was slung into the Armada, the Armada got launched into a building just 100 feet away from Ralph’s car.
“Humphrey, you ok?”
“I’m fine, you?”
“I do have this airbag in my face but other than that I’m good.”
Star and Humphrey got out. Ralph landed right next to an abandoned gas station.
“Hand me the SMG.”
He zoomed in and saw Ralph sitting there ready for Star to come.
“I’m not coming, you come to me!” Star called.
“Fine, I will!”
There were at least 100 cops sitting there, engaged. When Ralph got up, Star shot a gas pump, making the station explode and kill Ralph. All the cops watched their leader burn to death. After watching that, they walked back to their cars and went back to the police station.
“High 5!”
The two got back in the Armada and used cheats to heal it. They got a towing rope, and pulled out Ralph’s Charger’s carcass from the fire.
“This Charger didn’t do anything to us. We shall heal it using cheats. Humphrey, you drive it to Dutch’s, then I’ll take us to our house.”
“Got it.”
“Hey do you know what’s weird?”
“What?”
“Everyone we know has an Armada, Tony, Dutch and apparently we’re using his, Romeo, and deceased Ralph. Same with a Charger but us and Dutch. This is going to Dutch.”
They got to Dutch’s and took an Impala. Then they went back home. Kate and Kaltag welcomed them back and Sola loved on Star. What a happy ending!
Prologue
“I’m homesick from our pack,” Humphrey said.
“Me too, hey we should go for a visit,” Kate said.
“Can we come?” Star asked.
“Sure.”
“Thanks.”
“I remember Alpha school, I hope I’ll be able to go again,” Kate said.
“God, Alpha school sucks! I liked driving school so much better. I let Kaltag be the Colonel so I wouldn’t have to go to Alpha school!” Star said.
“Why do you hate it?”
“I had to be there for a year, and it’s like boarding school! I liked driving school so much better because it’s funny, I could leave any time I wanted, it seemed for educational, and it was funny!”
“Well we’re going to take a trip to our pack tomorrow!”
“Ok.
In the next story, Balto joins in with the trip to Humphrey and Kate’s pack