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Oh Dear Lord, if this is a test, I fear I may fail..."
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your surrounded by armed barstards
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Let's fire up the Quattro!"
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You great soft, sissy, girlie, nancy, french, bender, Man United supporting puff!
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There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse
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He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course
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We're coppers not spies, look at us: tinker, tailor, soldier, twat."
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She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot
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almost dinner time. I'm 'avin' 'oops
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I'm not a Catholic me'self Mr Waren but isn't there somethin in the Bible about..
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2 dres lik a tart wagle yor as my diretion&fil days wif glimps of yor deprvd mind
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"Take off your bloody seatbelt. You're a Police Officer not a bloody vicar!"
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You so much as belch out of line and I'll have your scrotum on a barbed wire plat
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This case is moving about as fast as a bunch of spastics in a magnet factory
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Today my friend your diary entry will read tok a prozie hostag and was shot by..
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Special Branch are as nervous as a virgin in a brothel."
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Anythin you say wil be taken down riped up and shovd down your scrawny litl throt
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yeah, I think it's called concussion
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i listen to the snot in my hanky b4 i`d listen to you.
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"...come 'round your 'ouse an' stamp on all your toys"
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Bloody Hell, I've seen road accidents more cheerful
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I've got a pain in the arse named Sam
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I'm policin in the ful glar of the public blody eye and we also ave no flipin evi
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thers no point fighting it y'know i'm gona stamp your ars it's just a matr of tim
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Careful Boys – this Formica was hewn from the hills above Florence."
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if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, do it in styal
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I've dreamt about doing this
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I've picked this one cause I love the whole scene.
HAHA .. HE WANTS 2 SCREW HER, WE ALL SEE IT!!
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