TREE POWERS
"Somebody help me i'm being robbed"
I'll help you, tree powers activate"
*Turns into a tree and does nothing"

DIE POTATO
"Die potato"
"Noooooooo........"
"I like trains"
"Oh no no no nooo"
*Get's hit by train*


PIE FLAVOUR
"I baked you a pie"
"Oh boy what flavour?"
"PIE FLAVOUR"
*Mini pie comes out of the pie"

GOODBYE WORLD
"Goodbye gruel world"
"Okay Bill, Hey where are going...."
*BANG*
"Ohhh that's not what i thought he ment by that at all"

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