Tobias: What are you doing tonight, Bob?
Bob Loblaw: Oh, Tobias,well, I'm staying in my office working on my "blog"
Tobias: What do you 'blog" about?
Bob Loblaw: I blog about my job and my lover, Blair.
Tobias: Do you want to go to strip club with me?
Bob Loblaw: Oh, My God! No, Tobias. What the hell?! I'm a married man, Tobias.
(Bob's Phone Ringing)
Bob Loblaw: Hello?
Blair on the phone: Hey, Bob, It's Blair.
Bob Loblaw: Hey, hun! What's up?
Blair: I'm going o to a Holiday Party for my work, so, I'll be home late.
Bob Loblaw: Oh, ok. Love You.
(Hangs up Phone)
Bob Loblaw: Tobias, I actually want to go to get a few drinks.
Tobias: GREAT!! Let's go to Blowjob's Sensation.
Narrator: After Bob Loblaw and Tobias were done with work, like around 8 p.m., they got a few drinks at Butterfly's Inn. That's where Bob Loblaw was about to get wasted for the first time.
Tobias: Actually, this is my favorite place to go. I sometimes bring Buster Bluth but, he's shy and acts weird around women.
Bob Loblaw (all slurred): You know, Tobias...... you are a good friend. My soon-to be, Blair is fucking gorgeous! She has short dirty blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. I just want to make love to her every fucking night.
Narrator: Tobias calls some women over who was a stripper. The stripper had red hair and gray eyes.
Tobias: Bob, this is Sexy Shelia. She's one of the strippers. Shh
Bob Loblaw: Oh, Shit!, he murmurs. What the hell happen last night?
Tobias: Hey there, sleepy head. I am afraid that you drank so much shots and you passed out.
Bob Loblaw: Oh, Tobias,well, I'm staying in my office working on my "blog"
Tobias: What do you 'blog" about?
Bob Loblaw: I blog about my job and my lover, Blair.
Tobias: Do you want to go to strip club with me?
Bob Loblaw: Oh, My God! No, Tobias. What the hell?! I'm a married man, Tobias.
(Bob's Phone Ringing)
Bob Loblaw: Hello?
Blair on the phone: Hey, Bob, It's Blair.
Bob Loblaw: Hey, hun! What's up?
Blair: I'm going o to a Holiday Party for my work, so, I'll be home late.
Bob Loblaw: Oh, ok. Love You.
(Hangs up Phone)
Bob Loblaw: Tobias, I actually want to go to get a few drinks.
Tobias: GREAT!! Let's go to Blowjob's Sensation.
Narrator: After Bob Loblaw and Tobias were done with work, like around 8 p.m., they got a few drinks at Butterfly's Inn. That's where Bob Loblaw was about to get wasted for the first time.
Tobias: Actually, this is my favorite place to go. I sometimes bring Buster Bluth but, he's shy and acts weird around women.
Bob Loblaw (all slurred): You know, Tobias...... you are a good friend. My soon-to be, Blair is fucking gorgeous! She has short dirty blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. I just want to make love to her every fucking night.
Narrator: Tobias calls some women over who was a stripper. The stripper had red hair and gray eyes.
Tobias: Bob, this is Sexy Shelia. She's one of the strippers. Shh
Bob Loblaw: Oh, Shit!, he murmurs. What the hell happen last night?
Tobias: Hey there, sleepy head. I am afraid that you drank so much shots and you passed out.