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posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castle got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castle was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to join his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to join Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A month passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I said to myself. "Because...

Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Hated Canon Couples

posted by Windwakerguy430

After getting a request to make a top ten worst canon couples, I thought to myself, “Eh, why not”. Now, this has to be a couple that people have shipped, and it has to have been cannon in the end, no matter what. Also, I have to hate it… A lot. So, my opinion of these couples may be different than yours. So, please try to respect my opinion. With that said, lets start the list. Also, this list contains some spoilers, so, you have been warned

#10: Mario and Peach (Super Mario Bros)

Now, first, let’s ask the question. Are these two REALLY a couple. To which I reply with…. Maybe....

Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Hated Shippings

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, there was a time when I actually supported shipping… I was a very sad, pathetic, and very stupid kid growing up. Now that I have matured a bit, I can see that shipping is basically a way of forcing two characters into a relationship, when I bet they are thinking, “Oh god, please kill me”. So, I am going to tell you all the shipping that I hate the most. Before I start, I just want to say that you are not a bad person if you like this sort of shipping. So, I would respect it if you didn’t hate on me for hating something you like. Now, lets piss off some shippers. Also, I have images...

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Aqua's Rants #1--Most Hated Shippings

posted by AquaMarine6663

Okay, that’s it. I’ve had this bottled up so long, that it’s finally overflowed. My hatred for shippings. So, I’ve finally decided to write this article of my top 5 hated shippings…oh, and it’s guest-starring J666. So, enjoy. 
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Awesome Japan-Only Games

posted by Windwakerguy430

Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I love the anime, horror movies, and the instant ramen from your country, I will never forgive you for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that Japan didn’t want to show it to America, or they were so good, that Japan got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the Top Ten Games for Japan that I want in America. First, some rules....

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My Jeff the Killer story- Chapter 3 (part 1)

posted by AquaMarine6663

Chapter 3- Unwanted Visitor
Brendan spent the rest of the evening unpacking his items and setting up stuff in his new room. By the time he had finished, it had grown dark out, so Brendan put on his pajamas and gratefully crawled into bed.

Jeff leaned over the sleeping form of Brendan.
"Psst! Hey, roommate person!" He whispered, poking him. "Hey, roommate!" he said a little louder, shaking him. Brendan just snored a little and rolled over. Jeff yanked the blanket off Brendan and slapped him. "Get up!!" he yelled.

Brendan jerked awake, rubbed his stinging face, and looked up at Jeff in horror....

Hedgehog In Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot by a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...

To those who just left my club because I wrote about Jeff the Killer-

posted by AquaMarine6663

If you left because you think I'm a fangirl of JTK, I'm not.
I'm serious.
I. Hate. Jeff. The. Killer.
But not my Jeff, my Jeff is okay. He's Jeff, not Jeff the Killer.
And to obsessive fangirls of JTK-
If you say he doesn't act like the "actual Jeff", you're right.
In the creepypasta, he has no personality whatsoever. He's bland.
Which is why I wrote this. So I can give him a personality and make him a total douche.
So, I'm sorry if fangirls are butthurt about this.

Toodles~
AquaMarine6663

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My Jeff the Killer story: Chapter 2

posted by AquaMarine6663

Chapter 2- I meet Jeff
Brendan walked up to the house that had the street address he had written down. He was looking for a place to stay when he noticed a flyer for a wanted roommate.
Brendan stared at the grey house before heading up the steps toward the door. He reached for the doorbell, but noticed a piece of paper carelessly tacked onto the door-

Dear roomate person: Just walk in. I don't really care.
--Jeff

Brendan folded up the note and put it in his shirt pocket, then reached out and turned the doorknob.
When Brendan entered the house, all the lights were turned off, and all the windows...

Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with Rainbow Dash, and we were going to move into a very nice house by a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want...

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My Jeff the Killer story: Chapter 1

posted by AquaMarine6663

Chapter 1- Introduction
Let me tell you a story about Jeff the Killer. But first, I have to set a few things straight:
1, No, Jeff hasn't ever killed anyone. He couldn't kill a bug with bug spray.
2. No, his eyelids aren't burnt off. He does, however, wear a lot of eyeliner.
3. Yes, he is super pale. But he was never set on fire. He just never leaves the house.
4. Yes, his mouth is cut. But it's not cut open. It's more or less like the Joker's.
5. He's not strong. I've beaten him several times in arm wrestling.
6. He's the biggest douchebag you'd ever meet.

Anyways, my name is Brendan. Let's start the story, shall we?

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YET ANOTHER Soul Eater Scene Parody

posted by Windwakerguy430

Death the Kid: Hey, can I just shoot them. I'm real bored
Liz: Why would you want to shoot them..... Well, Black Star, I can see why, but why Soul
Death the Kid: Nothing against Soul... but I just really love to shoot stuff
(About a few second away)
Soul: Dude
Black Star: Dude
Soul: Dude
Black Star: Dude (Hugs Soul)
Soul: (Hugs back) Dude
Black Star: Dude
Death the Kid: Bored now
Soul: Du- (Both of them get shot)
Death the Kid: Ah. That's better
Fans: OH MY GOD, HE SHOT SOUL....... (Unconcerned) Oh, and.... he also shot... I think his name was Black Stall

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Another Soul Eater Parody Scene with Soul and Death the Kid

posted by Windwakerguy430

Death the Kid: YOU CAN'T SAY SEVEN! SAY EIGHT, DAMMIT! EIGHT IS BETTER! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CUT THE NUMBER SEVEN IN HALF AND MAKE IT SYMMETRICAL! IT HAS TO BE EIGHT INSTEAD! EIGHT CUT IN HALF VERTICALLY OR HORIZONTALLY STAYS PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL! (Breaks down and starts whimpering) I beg you, please say eight. I'm begging you
Soul: ................. Dude, seriously, what the f**k is wrong with you. Are you mentally challenged or something
(And, I am out of ideas for this scene, so for the remainder of the time, I give you dots .................................. ........................... ......... .......................................... ............... . . . . . . ...............)

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To Aqua - A Parody Scene from Black Star's Prologue Episode

posted by Windwakerguy430

Black Star: And thats how I let him get away
Death: Black Star, I have never, and I mean never, wanted to hit a little kid as much as you
Black Star: ....... So your not here to reward me? Well, thats okay, I'm hear to reward you (Holds out sheet of paper with his name on it) It's an autograph from me
Death: (Hits Black Star in the face) I f**king hate you, Black Star. I really do. Go die. Seriously, go f**king die
(And........ I got nothing else............ So yeah.................. That's about it................... Well, that's mah mama................................................. I'll be going now)

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A warning to other Soul Eater fans on my club--

posted by AquaMarine6663

A warning to other Soul Eater fans—

You can fangirl over Kidd, Black Star, Stein, Spirit, Justin Law, etc… as much as you like, just not Soul. Soul Evans is my Soul-kun. NOT YOURS. I stand to believe we have been destined for love, and if you lay a single finger on him, here are ways I will cause you death:
1. Tear you apart limb from limb by having your arms and legs attached to ropes, which in turn are attached to galloping horses. (Mongolians invented this! ^-^)
2. Tie you down and slowly saw through the backs of your calves with a butter knife...

My OCs story 1

posted by AquaMarine6663

Hello, I am Justin Nimbly! But it’s Mr. Nimbly to you. But anyways, I shall be narrating this story, so don’t get freaked out if you randomly notice it says “I” or “Me”. Just to let you know.

It was winter, and it was a windy, snowy, dark day. Jack, a man with well combed auburn hair and beard and hazel eyes, sat in his chair, napping. On the couch, a guy with long ginger hair, blue eyes and reading glasses, sat nibbling a piece of cake. On the other end of the couch, a guy with messy black hair and bright green eyes was sketching in his notebook. Carl burst through the door, his...