Ah yes, me as well as many other do enjoy the Harvest Moon franchise. One of the best games (in my personal opinion) being Animal Parade, especially with all it's unique bachelors such as...
"It's not just a phase, mom"
Yer a wizard, Gale
The same fucking doctor from every Harvest Moon game
The virgin lumberjack
VS. the Chad miner
Way too chiseled to be in a Harvest Moon game
The depressed chef
"This isn't racist because the game was made by Asians"
Pretty much recolored Death the Kid
And last, but certainly not least-
The rejected Final Fantasy villain
And that's about it. Hope you found my fitting descriptions to be amusing and if not...why are you reading this?
I'm probably going to make fun of the bachelorettes next since I'm so mean.
"It's not just a phase, mom"
His name is actually Julius
Yer a wizard, Gale
The wiz
The same fucking doctor from every Harvest Moon game
His name is Jin in almost every game too wtf
The virgin lumberjack
His name is Luke and he's also very loud
VS. the Chad miner
Owen is a lame name tho
Way too chiseled to be in a Harvest Moon game
Seriously though Calvin looks too handsome
The depressed chef
C h a s e
"This isn't racist because the game was made by Asians"
Toby is a cutie tho even if he's a chinese stereotype
Pretty much recolored Death the Kid
Just Gill
And last, but certainly not least-
The rejected Final Fantasy villain
I think the Harvest King's real name is Ignis. Even sounds like an FF name, jeez-
And that's about it. Hope you found my fitting descriptions to be amusing and if not...why are you reading this?
I'm probably going to make fun of the bachelorettes next since I'm so mean.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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