I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong,...
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