What will your anime birthday scenario be like? (GIRLS ONLY, and no, I didn't make this)

1. THE MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY
January - I kissed
February - I hugged
March - I glomped
April - I had sex with
May - I had dinner with
June - I called
July - I married
August - I proposed to
September - I had babies with
October - I danced with
November - I became best friends with
December - I smooched

2. THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY
1st - Death the Kid
2nd - Tamaki Suoh
3rd - Roy Mustang
4th - Itachi Uchiha
5th - Soul Eater Evans
6th - Edward Elric
7th - Kyo Sohma
8th - Yuki Sohma
9th - Alphonse Elric
10th - Kakashi Hatake
11th - Light Yagami
12th - Kenshin Himura
13th - Greed
14th - Envy
15th - Black Star
16th - Axel
17th - L
18th - Hatsuharu Sohma
19th - Uchiha Sasuke
20th - Zero
21st - Spike
22nd - Crona
23rd - Ling Yao
24th - Italy
25th - Howl
26th - America
27th - Roxas
28th - Kaname Kuran
29th - Romano
30th - Hitsugaya Toshiro
31st - Sesshomaru

3. THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A - because I can
B - because I'm a fan of him
C - and then I stalked him in the shower
D - and then I couldn't sleep
E - because he had a big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
F - because of his sexy body
G - then I puked all over his shirt
H - and then I cried
I - because I felt like a winner
J - and then I had a fangasm
K - because he loves me
L - because I love his hair
M - because I want his babies
N - and then I died
O - because I enjoy it
P - then I called the police
Q - because zip zop zoobity bop!
R - now shut up, and sleep with me
S - because his voice is sexy
T - then I poked him
U - because I love his eyes
V - because I am an evil genius
W - then I LOL'D
X - because...
Y - then I ran away while laughing
Z - because I'm better than him