K: Before I fight you I demand to know exactly who or what you are!
T: ...Okay... We'll make a deal. I'll show you my face if you show me yours.
K: Um... Okay...?
T: AHA!
T: I got you! I finally f**king got you!
K: OBITO?! WHAT THE HELL?!
T: Eh-yep. It took a few years, but Operation "Unmask Kakashi" is finally complete!
K: W-WHAT?! DOES THAT MEAN YOU PLANNED THIS?!
T: That's right!
K: So you... gave up one of your eyes... faked your death... and joined an S-Class criminal organization... JUST to get me to take my mask off?
T: You got it!
K: WHAT. THE. HELL??? Don't you think that's just a TAD elaborate?! I had to have years of therapy to get over the guilt of you dying!
T: Totally worth it...
R&M: We were in on it too!
T: And you, my friend, have been Punk'd.
