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The horror! You just found out Hollywood will be making a movie based on an anime you like.

They all suck, they always do, so since it's going to suck, it might as well be hilariously miscast & unintentionally funny. So what anime gets the Hollywood treatment, whom plays whom, & whom is directing?

Example:

*Yugioh Abridged the Movie, starring Sean Connery as Yami Yugi, Danny DeVito as Joey, Lindsay Lohan as Tea, Paul Rubens as Tristan, Rowan Atkinson as Seto Kaiba, Sarah Jessica Parker as Mai Valentine, Reanu Reeves as Duke Devlin, & either Haley Joel Osment or Elijah Wood as Yugi.

*Ouran Highschol Host Club, starring Justin Bieber as Haruhi, Jim Carey as Tamaki, Alan Rickman as Kyouya, Ashton Kutcher as Haninozuka, Robert Pattinson as Morinozuka, James & Oliver Phelps as the Hitachiin twins, & Rupaul as Haruhi's dad.
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Not answering as I know no Hollywood actors, but "Justin Bieber as Haruhi?" Genius. /findsstrangelyamusing
zerowakakkoi posted over a year ago
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Alan Rickman as Kyoya!! aghhh!! Rupaul?! lmao
gkazeuishida posted over a year ago
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*bieber
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 likalaruku posted over a year ago
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Kiyru said:
Me: Mom, where's my weapon of mass destruction?
Mom: Your what?
Me: Y'know, that orb like thing I keep under my desk for critical emergencies... It pops open and causes cataclysmic damage to everything near it.
Mom: Oh, that ball! Sorry, I gave that to charity...
Me: ... *facepalm*
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Me: Mom, where's my weapon of mass destruction?
Mom: Your what?
Me: Y'know, that orb like thing I keep under my desk for critical emergencies... It pops open and causes cataclysmic damage to everything near it.
Mom: Oh, that ball! Sorry, I gave that to charity...
Me: ...      *facepalm*
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lol
Fitch posted over a year ago
IamKyon said:
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!

Miley Cyrus as Haruhi Suzumiya (Center),

Keanu Reeves as Kyon (First from right),

Kristen Stewart as Yuki Nagato (Second from left),

Jessica Alba as Mikuru Asahina (Second from right),

Zac Efron as Itsuki Koizumi (First from left)
And directed by James Cameron!
XD



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The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!

Miley Cyrus as Haruhi Suzumiya (Center),

Keanu Reeves as Kyon (First from right),

Kristen Stewart as Yuki Nagato (Second from left),

Jessica Alba as Mikuru Asahina (Second from right),

Zac Efron as Itsuki Koizumi (First from left)
And directed by James Cameron!
XD
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EpicNinjaPanda said:
OMGGGGG
NO NO NO NO!!
I WOULD LIKE SO DIEEE
IF THAT HAPPENED..
TO ANY ANIME xD

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Blaze_of_Ares said:
Where's my gun? oh there is it! -takes it and reload- Bye -shoots myself-
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wantadog said:
They already did.


Burn them all!
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They already did.


Burn them all!
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XD
IamKyon posted over a year ago
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I've watched it and it's HORRIBLE!
IamKyon posted over a year ago
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It's so bad that some of my online movie reviewers refuse to review it.
likalaruku posted over a year ago
SBTrulz said:
I dunno...maybe it would cool. If the voice actor recorded the line and the actor lip-synced and it was done very well, Id probably see Fullmetal Alchemist the live action movie. :/
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johnnygondo said:
Not specifically Hollywood, since there are anime movies that didn't even so much as touch, and they still suck (you think DB Evolution is bad? Wait until you see Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins).

Quite frankly, I find this to be a very stupid question, and I find the OP to be stupid for asking it. Whether or not a movie sucks is subjective to each person. There are people out there who've enjoyed Dragon Ball Evolution... hard to believe, but it's true (in fact, I'm subscribed to one of those people on YouTube). Anyways, since Voltron is being made into a movie...

Chris Diamantopoulos as Keith Kogane
Adrien Brody as Sven Holgersson
Naomi Watts as Princess Allura
Sean Bean as Lance
Zachary Gordon as Pidge
Will Sasso as Hunk
Sir Ian McKellen as Coran
Malcolm McDowell as King Zarkon
Jeremy Renner as Prince Lotor
Barbara Goodson as Witch Haggar

And no, I didn't make this list with comedy in mind. With the exception of Zachary Gordon (I didn't see the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie yet), I've seen these actors turn in performances that were at least decent, and I think they'd be good for the characters I've 'casted' them as (although, they could also ham it up in order to keep with the cheesy spirit of the original show).
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Not specifically Hollywood, since there are anime movies that didn't even so much as touch, and they still suck (you think DB Evolution is bad? Wait until you see Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins).

Quite frankly, I find this to be a very stupid question, and I find the OP to be stupid for asking it. Whether or not a movie sucks is subjective to each person. There <i>are</i> people out there who've enjoyed Dragon Ball Evolution... hard to believe, but it's true (in fact, I'm subscribed to one of those people on YouTube). Anyways, since Voltron is being made into a movie...

Chris Diamantopoulos as Keith Kogane
Adrien Brody as Sven Holgersson
Naomi Watts as Princess Allura
Sean Bean as Lance
Zachary Gordon as Pidge
Will Sasso as Hunk
Sir Ian McKellen as Coran
Malcolm McDowell as King Zarkon
Jeremy Renner as Prince Lotor
Barbara Goodson as Witch Haggar

And no, I didn't make this list with comedy in mind. With the exception of Zachary Gordon (I didn't see the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie yet), I've seen these actors turn in performances that were at least decent, and I think they'd be good for the characters I've 'casted' them as (although, they could also ham it up in order to keep with the cheesy spirit of the original show).
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Also, there's going to be a movie based on Gaiking, and the teaser trailer for it looks awesome.
johnnygondo posted over a year ago
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My, aren't we petulant.
likalaruku posted over a year ago
Bleached-Whale said:
Well, the Matrix series was based off Ghost in the Shell and Animatrix, and that was pretty good...

but here's mine:
Starring youtubers, Hetalia! the movie.
Fred as Italy, Ryan Higa as Japan, Shane Dawson as France, Anthony as America and Ian as England (from Smosh), Ray William Johnson as Cuba, Julian Smith as Canada, Jenna Marbles as Hungary, The soundlyawake dude as Poland, Mari as China (from Smoshpit), Philip DeFranco as Russia, and EpicMealTime guy as Germany.
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