POst the best anime character LINES you had ever heard.

portgas D ace from one piece when he said : "sorry,i don't care in living a 1000 years all i wanna is to live happily at this moment " i love this sentence so much so i put it to my motto

"mada mada dane"- ryoma echizen (prince of tennis)
"only one truth prevails"- conan edogawa/shinichi kudo (case closed)
"“Until the last breath leaves my body, I will not stop walking”
― Allen Walker
“I want to be a destroyer that can save people...”
― Allen Walker

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" - Light Yagami from Death Note.

"Since your liberate and not our leader sometimes my mind wonders why your speaking. Like for calling Howie Burns to your capitol grounds in 1814. Sometimes I picture you as the diabetic fat person you'll likely be in a few years on your strictly inhabitant diet!"

Arthur Kirkland to Alfred F. Jones~

'Baka!' - Excalibur from Soul Eater
'Yes, my Lord' - Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji

3:28. one of my favorite lines ever.

I don't know if they are best, but they are so funny. Some funny lines from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya--

Kyon,“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
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Kyon,“What're you doing here then?”

Haruhi,“What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.”

Kyon,“Don't openly declare your criminal intentions like that, there's a limit to being shameless!”
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Haruhi,"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?"

Kyon,"That's exactly why they evolved shells! They don't undergo natural selection in the depths of the sea just for the sake of your stomach!"
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Haruhi,"That computer already belongs to us. There's not much fun in reclaiming what's already ours, find something else to bet on!"

Kyon,"For some reason I was moved by Haruhi's words, she can always find a way to turn any illegally obtained object into her legal possession. Does she intend to become a professional thief?"
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"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!"
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Haruhi,"Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?"
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Haruhi,"Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday(Christmas) was fun, why don't we celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday next time?"
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Itsuki,"Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss."
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Itsuki,"We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist."
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Yuki,"Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world."
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Kyon,"It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass!"
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Credit: MyAnimeList.net Forum

The random guys in the first two episodes of sister princess
Guy 1: Wataru youre so lucky
Guy 2: Your sisters are so so cute
Wataru: those guys again!?!

THESE ARE LINES THAT AXEL SAYS!!!!
Don't you go off and die on me now!
I'm so FLATTERED!!!
You have my sympathies. From the heart.
Hello!!! (That was amusing!!)
Would you like me to give you a hint?
But you're TOO LATE!!!
Really? You looked to me like you just plain lost.
But I do have a reputation to think of!!
Everybody thinks they're right.
Go on, you just keep running. But I'll always be here to bring you back.
Trust what you remember and seek what you forgot.
Silly. Just because you have a next life.
Just stopping you from saying things you shouldn't be.
You're coming with me, conscious or not. THEN you'll here the story.
I'd hate to kill the suspense.
Whatever. You can do what you want.
What are you gonna do?
ANNNNND...
GOT IT MEMORIZED???

"Art is a bang!" -Deidara

"Lucky me~" -Envy

"You are Kira" -L

"I will become Hokage, beleive it!" -Naruto

"When you were sentenced to death, I was dumbfounded. The oath to my parents to follow and defend the rules, or the promise to Hisana to protect her sister. Which one should I keep? Ichigo Kurosaki, you have my gratitude. Rukia, I am sorry." -Byakuya

"What the hell are you on? I didn't come here to chit-chat with you. I came here to beat the hell out of you guys. I don't give a shit about your life story. If you wanna chat, you can do it all you want while I kill you. But I'm not gonna go easy on you." -Renji to Syazel

"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?" -Ulquiorra to Orihime

"I don't care who they are, if they show even a bit of reiatsu, we just kill them all." -Grimmjow

"SIT BOY" -Kagome

"If you were to turn into a snake tomorrow and begin devouring humans, and from the same mouth you started devouring humans, you cried out to me 'I love you,' would I still be able to say 'I love you' the same way I do today?" -Gin

"Hinamori! How many times do I have to tell you? It's not "Hitsugaya-kun". It's "Captain Hitsugaya." -Toshiro

"I am simply one hell of a butler." -Sebastian

"He is nothing more than one of my pawns. However, he is not a normal pawn. He is a pawn that can get across the whole board in one move." -Ciel

"What? You call those explosions fine art? Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future… eternal beauty." -Sasori

"You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for." -Itachi

"Now! Let's savour the utmost of suffering together!" -Hidan

I know it's long!! Sorry Dx

First:

"Mermaid Princess...
FOREHEAD FLICK!!!"

Then:
"Until next time...
BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE CURRY!"

More:
"pu pu pu pu!"

On this one I based my motto:
"My name is Mikeru. I will restore this world to it's true state, where there is justice."

And you probably thought this was all unserious.

Envy: "LUCCKKKYYY MEEE!"

"I swear, if you don't go to hell when you die, I'll kick you there myself!"
Zoro making a comment under his breath about Nami XD

Here are some of my favorite quotes:
I'm sorry I don't speak much language from this country ok bye bye now! ~ Ling Yao

Will you do the honor of bearing my children? ~ Miroku

Starlight Kick! ~ Tamaki

Yeah! Commoner's Supermarket , Commoner's Supermarket! ~ Hikaru and Karou

I'M A HOUSEWIFE! ~ Izumi Curtis

FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR! ~ Natsu

WIND SCAR! ~ InuYasha

I love when Death the Kid from soul eater is alway talking about symmetry ITS SO UNSYMMETRICAL or Taiga from Toradora calling Takaskune a filthy and useless dog....

The battles just beginning. ~Light

Justice shall prevail! ~L

No one else could do it....it HAD to be me! If I don't do something...then who will? ~Light

I'll become god of the NEW WORLD! ~ Light

Those who have travelled through the darkness of the world are able to see even a sliver of light. ~Gaara

Until you know pain you shall never know true peace. ~Pain.

Bite me. ~Ichigo

(Some of them may be a bit off because I was going from memory..so yeah.. :3)

"we had sex and sex makes babies" -Clannad nagisa (eng dub) "what dance? the last time i did the macarana i sent five people to the emergency room"- Mew Mew Powers Zoey(eng dub of tokyo mew mew) "USODA" -Higurashi no naku koro ni (basicly every character said this)

"I'm The Hero!~" America~

Higurashi quotes:
Nipah!~ - Rika Furude
USO DA! - Every character in Higurashi

Shaman King quotes:
Don't push it. - Hao Asakura
Self-destruction isn't something praiseworthy. - Hao Asakura

Hell Girl quotes:
Want to try dying this once? - Enma Ai.
You grivence has been granted/aveneged/whatever. - Walido or Waldo. .

InuYasha quotes:
Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! - Kagome Higurashi
Kagome! - Inuyasha

"Seriously, I'm a virgin! Where do you think they get virgin olive oil from? You don't want to shoot a virgin! We're pathetic enough as it is!" -Italy from Hetalia

"By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyou they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home."

"Don't try it here! Who are you even talking to?!" -Hatsuharu and Kyou from Fruits Basket

I cant possibly add them all X3

"If I pull this out will it start bleeding? Hm, maybe I should get a band-aid. Or maybe super glue." - Shizuo Heiwajima

Izaya: "Well, hurting girls isn't one of my hobbies."
Izaya: "Thats why I'll make it my hobby... ... to stomp on their cell phones."
Izaya: EHAHA HAHAHHA HAHAHAHA *Maniacal laughter*
Kogal girl: "what the hell is this guy?"
Izaya *suddenly stops* "I'm bored now. Its no longer my hobby to stomp on cell phones"

Mr Nishimura: "Uh... Yoshii. Go to the nurse's office"
Yoshii: "Why do you always think I'm sick when I'm studying?!"

Mr Nishimura: "Those who die, meet me at the remedial class room!"

Tamaki Suou: Alright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval!

Haruhi Fujioka: [Tamaki is sulking] Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?

Shut up - Kenshin Himura


Best. Line. Ever!!!!

Pokemon

Meowth- Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different. Who knows?

''If the demon is huge, then we cannot defeat it. It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion.'' - Miroku

"The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up." -Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
"You make the greatest sacrifices for the ones you love"-Minato Namikaze

"These humans sure are a war-like culture!" -A zentraedi spy after getting kicked out of the girls' bathroom (Robotech)

"I saw the adult-only part!" Patty after witnessing Dante commit mass genocide on some demons (Devil May Cry)

"Ladies and gentlemen, forgive the lack of warning, but I'm afraid it's time for my daily massacre! And if you don't believe I'm the real thing then take a long look at me and start freakin' out! Observe the red coat, lovely golden locks, and if you're still having doubts, check out my one-hundred percent accurate gunmanship!" -Vash (Trigun)

"Not to mention, during this conversation, I could have groped you at least five times... Ok, so let's say maybe four times." -Vash telling Dominic the Cyclops that he's no slouch (Trigun)

"Gee, young lady! You're enormous! Are you expecting sextuplets?" -A townswoman commenting on Milly hiding Moore (Trigun)

"I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!" -Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III (Trigun)

"Hey! That happened to be my can of pudding! And you wasted it! *shoots the guy with her stun gun* You should never get between people and their pudding. -Milly (Trigun)

"That makes us even now for your help on the sandsteamer." *frame shrinks* "Hey! Is that all the screen time I get?!" *frame disappears* -Vash complaining about not enough screen time (Trigun)

"Look, kiddo, you got it all wrong. Getting married is a blessing. When it happens... when it happens, it should be the happiest moment of your life." -Van explaining marriage to Wendy (Gun X Sword)

"Leaving the flying to someone else makes me kinda antsy." -Van expressing his displeasure in riding with the passengers instead of shotgun (Gun X Sword)

"IF YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THIS, YOU CRAZY OLD GEEZER, I'LL HAUNT YOU TO THE GRAVE!!!" -Vash (Trigun)

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Knuckles: "This place really isn't so bad. It's kinda cozy once you get used to it, you know. Didn't think I'd like it when I got here, but I really think it's growing on me." *points out a tiny microphone on the wall*

Hawk: "Yeah, come to think of it, this could be a lot worse, couldn't it? I mean, most places like this are the pits, but as far as jail cells go, this one's first class all the way. Oh, and I'll tell you something else. The food's not half bad either. The baked beans they serve are pretty good. Even though the other day they were as cold as ice and a little dry, but you didn't hear it from me. But while we're on the subject, they could change the menu once in a while. I mean, baked beans day in and day out, you think they've never heard of steak or fried chicken or even a cheeseburger with fries. Now wouldn't that be something?"

Knuckles: *yells into the microphone* "IT SURE WOULD!!!"

-Knuckles and Hawk giving someone an earful (Sonic X)

"Kamikorosu!!!!!" (I'll bite you to death!!!!) from KHR! That was my the most favorite character lines in the world!!!!!!!!!<3

Some of my favorite quotes from Wolf's Rain.

- Kiba: They say there's no such place... as Paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But, in spite of that... Why am I so driven to find it? A voice calls to me... It says, "Search for Paradise."

- Kiba: Why? Why do humans always look to the sky? Why do you try so hard to fly when you don't have any wings? We'll run on our own legs.

- Kiba: Everyone's gonna die. It's a natural part of life. But if life has no purpose, you're dead already.

- Blue: If I can be with you when the world ends, it'll be enough for me!.

- Kiba: I don't have anywhere to go back to. All we can do is keep moving forward.

ROY MUSTANG FROM FULLMETAL ACHEMIST.


ALL FEMALE OFFICERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR TINY MINI SKIRTS!!! XD