If you could ask any anime character a question, who and what would it be?

Yugi:
How do you get your hair to stay like that??
Raditz:
What do you think you would look like at Super Sayain lv 3?
Capitan Kurotsuchi:
What possesed you to change your own body so drastically?

Guys
To L: Why aren't you naked? (He knows the drill xD)
To BB: Why aren't you naked?(He does too)
To Conrad: Can I kiss you? (among other things)
To Mail: Can you help me beat this game AFTER I rape you?
To Gokudera: Can you throw a bomb at Haru after I rape you?
To Vincent Valentine: Can you kiss me....here?
To Ulquiorra: Can I stick my hand in your neck as I rape you?
To Kadaj: Can I see your body again?
To Toga: Can you out out that cig, I'm trying to rape you.
To Katou: So I take care of your little brother and rape you?
To Hei: .....that mask is cool and can you take it off so you can eat me?
Watari: Can you adopt me even though I'm over 18?

Girls
Kotonoha K(School Days): Can you teach me to be more like you after I marry you? xD
Every girl except Hinata from Naruto: Can you shut the fuck up?
Eva (Monster): Can you die?
Lena Lee(D Grayman): SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE?
Hiyono: Can I peel your skin off your rotting corpse?
Lucy(Elfen Lied): Can you kill someone for me?

Randomness
Guildias(Enzai): Why are you a pervert bitch?
Johan(Monster): Why are you nuts?
Light Yagami: Why do you choose to be a psycho?
Sephiroth: Why won't you leave Cloud alone? xD
Ginji(getbackers): Can you punch my mom in the face with your lightening fist? xD
Mello: Want a piece of my chocolate?
Ryohei(KHR): Am I extreme?
Ichigo: Did you know you have a awesome body?
Kaname: Why are you being a jackass? (you sexy man you xD)
Ryuk: Can I fly on your back! x3

God and there's plenty more!

To Break Xerxes(From Pandora Hearts)
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

lol

I would ask InuYasha: Did you love your mother and father a lot?

To Sebastian .M(Kuroshitsuji)- Can you be my butler for ever?
To Hibari Kyoya(khr) - Will you go out with me?
To Mukuro Rokudo(khr) How could you make your hair stand like a pineapple?
To Squalo .S (KHR) How long is your hair?
To Lucy (Elfen Lied)- can you kill someone for me?
To Gokudera Hayato(khr)- How much do you really LOVE juumaine?
To Honey-Senpai(Ouran) - Do you love More? Mori or Usa-Chan?
To Xanxus(KHR)-How much do you really love Squalo?
To Hakufu .s (ikkitousen)-Can help you conquer Japan?(wants anime related stuff XD)
To Bel(KHR) How can you see will your bangs covering half of your face?
To Ciel .P (Kuroshitsuji)-Can you cross dress as a girl again with Alois? X3

I'd probably ask i is i can serve diablo the demon lord