"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, it works every time"---Brain Fantana
"That doesn't make sense"---Ron Burgendy

There are so many to choose from but I think that I have to go with " Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store."

I ate a big red candle.

Would you like to come to a party in my pants?

The mean man punted Baxter!

I hear their periods attract bears.

IM IN A GLASS OF EMOTION!!!!!!!

"I speak Mandarin. That means 'shit waffle!'"
"Then Glen... Doug or Glen, take your pick!"
(deleted scene. they shouldn't have taken it out though.)

Scotch,scotch, scotch, scotchy-scotchy scotch, I love scotch

Ron: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!

Brian: It jumped up a notch.

Ron: It did, didn't it?

Brick: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

When in Rome...

i love lamp

'I'm going to punch you in the ovary'

OH!!! GREAT ODEN'S RAVEN!!

BY THE BEARD OF ZUES!!

"I'm going to take your mum out to a nice seafood dinner and treat her real nice and then i'll never call her again."

"There there, how about we leave the mothers out of this"

not sure thats it but oh well