Jasper & Alice

So, this is hell? Jasper thought, gritting his teeth to keep from screaming as he attempted to take a few steps in what he hoped was the right direction before his leg gave out. He managed six steps before he had to stop and lean against a tree.

I've been doing this for days! I have to be getting close to the camp by now. He told himself as his stomach growled loudly. He forced himself to take a few more steps before he fell against another tree, groaning as he jarred his broken arm. At least, he thought it was broken. In pure frustration, he yelled for help, knowing that there was no one to...

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would you prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If you haven't come to Forks then you wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...