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Zetsu: Roses are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do you think it shows?

Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion

I pray more often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.
posted by Sasuke_Fan17
At the Organizations castle

The 13 members were all in their thrones in the room of Where Nothing Gathers.

"As you all know a portal opened just a matter of a few days ago. We also decided to conquer this world. However, a group known as Akatsuki rules this world. We will need to eliminate them in order to move forward with our plan. Axel, Demyx, and Larxene will be scouts into their territories." Xemnas explained

Axel and Larxene accept this quietly but Demyx does not.

"Ah mannnnn. Why do I have to go? I just went after that huge heartless that was about to attack the castle! Where is my break!...
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Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christianity and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: Or you can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: Question Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............

RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!
posted by fangirl404
This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that you guy's enjoy it! ^^

Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't you go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!

*to be continued*
WELCOME ALL AKATSUKI FANS!!!!


This is a rant in honor of all the fallen Aka Suna no Sasori,who was murdered by the Konoha B*tch *drumroll* Haruno Sakura


I hope you enjoy this!



Well...Let's go shall we?



Name:Haruno Sakura (A.K.A)Fohead
Killed:Aka Suna No Sasori
Reason:Bipolar b*tch who's p*ssed her so-called bf left her and angry cuz sasori looks younger than her

Haruno Sakura was put into this exsistance for one reason:To reck h*ll in all the lives of the following:

1.Sasori
2.Ino
3.Naruto
4.Sasuke


Hmm...I'll begin with her life story.As a child,Sakura had a HUGE a** forehead.When Yamanaka Ino miraculously...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Kisame and Itachi waved goodbye to the rest of Akatsuki as they headed out for vacation. Kisame seemed to be sulking. “Why did you volunteer us to stay behind to guard the base. We’re going to miss out.” Itachi looked up at him. “We will have a great time when our dates get here. I used my genjutsu to make sure your date thinks you’re a wealthy swimsuit model rather than a sadistic fish man.” Kisame smiled at that idea. “Besides something tells me they’ll be back very soon.” Pein continued to read the map as the rest of Akatsuki followed from behind. “We are almost at the...
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Chapter 12:kyo-chan the servant,at ur service!?

This sux.pein grounded me for putting spicy mustard in the eye hole of tobis mask when he slept last night.when the guy woke up I let the fireworks shine.its not my fault,the guy's a total pest!!! He's funny,hell yeah but he wouldn't let me sleep.he kept whispering (loudly) about how much of a 'good boy' he is.pein says as punishment I have to be kakuzus servant for 2 weeks.I CANT STAND THAT GUY! He's always picking fights with hidan and calling deidara a girl....he once said to sasori and deidara that 'art is for pussies,if u wanna be convinient...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Set Up - In order to play you will need two six-sided dice, a board with twelve spaces which includes a start and finish space, and game pieces to symbolize the characters you are using.

Object of the Game - Your character must be either the first character to reach the finish space or be the only one to still have health.

How to Play - Roll the dice to see who goes first. Once the player order has been established the game begins. Each player rolls the two dice and adds up the totals. Depending on what the total is determines what in a series of possible events happens to your character. Each...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Hidan was running down a path that led to a nearby village. “S*** I’m late. Kakuzu is probably going to bitch about how I didn’t get there in time to help him.” “You have bigger things to worry about than that.” Hidan looked over to his left and saw a sound ninja wearing glasses. “Who the hell are you?” The sound ninja pushed his glasses up on his face and exclaimed, “My name is Kabuto and I believe you will be coming with me.” Hidan laughed. “Like some nerdy ninja can take me.” Hidan grabbed his scythe and swung at Kabuto, cutting him in half instantly. “F***! This...
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posted by kisamefangirl
Chapter 2:Rescue Mission

Naruto ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a minute where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then naruto got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE AKATSUKI KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and shikamaru came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" Said shikamaru then he saw Sakura and Naruto look at him."Er,I mean we heard Naruto say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked shikamaru embarrassed.


At the Akatsuki base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I love you brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she said that he started crying. "I.......love you too,little sister!"


Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a Akatsuki member? Find out next time
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posted by AlexWhittier
“Shouldn’t Kakuzu be here by now un?” Hidan looked over at Deidara. “It’s not my f****** fault old stitch face is late. Besides I can think of someone else’s partner who I’d prefer was late.” Hidan pointed at Tobi who was chasing a butterfly. Deidara became annoyed. “Tobi! Stop playing with that butterfly un!” Tobi looked at Deidara. “I wasn’t playing with it senpai. I was scaring it. Tobi was being a good boy.” “Ugh,” Deidara grabbed Tobi and dragged him over, “one of these days Tobi un.” Kakuzu was now strolling down the street. Hidan saw him. “Well look...
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