“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a minute about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his bed and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of bed yelling as he threw small spiders of clay at Tobi. As he was about to explode them Tobi yelled out, “Senpai wait! Don’t hurt Tobi!” Deidara realized it was Tobi. “Tobi! What are you doing in my bed un?” Tobi looked up at Deidara. “Tobi had a nightmare and thought his senpai would help.” “Get out of my bed or you’ll have a real life nightmare un.” Tobi got up as Deidara got back in his bed and sighed. “I can’t believe you’re in Akatsuki Tobi. Akatsuki are supposed to be intimidating and fearless and you are afraid of just sleeping by yourself.” Tobi tilted his head. “Didn’t you and Sasori sleep together sometimes?” Deidara stopped moving and slowly lifted his head up revealing a scowl. He grabbed the clay spiders still in the bed and threw them at the standing Tobi, exploding them and blowing Tobi out of the room. “That was for believing Hidan’s evil, disgusting, horrendous, nauseating, untrue rumors un!” Deidara slammed his door shut. Tobi got up and walked to another bedroom. He opened the door and saw Kakuzu sitting up in bed counting money on his nightstand. “Kakuzu. Can Tobi sleep with you tonight? Tobi had a bad dream.” Kakuzu looked up at Tobi and grabbed his calculator. “Well I can rent you the spot next to me. I’ll have to charge you with sheet fees, pillow fees, late fees, and I’ll have to charge you for this price consultation.” Kakuzu showed Tobi the calculator. “Tobi doesn’t have this kind of money. Tobi doesn’t think anyone has this kind of money.” Kakuzu looked annoyed and launched his arm at Tobi to push him out. “You still owe me for the late fees and the price consultation.” Tobi then walked into Hidan’s room. “Hidan-.” Before Tobi could finish the sentence Hidan sat up, his eyes were red and his scythe was held to Tobi’s throat. Hidan stared Tobi down. “Never mind.” Tobi walked out of Hidan’s room and walked to Kisame’s room. Tobi walked in and heard Kisame talk in his sleep in a babyish voice. “But Mommy all the other kids make fun of me.” Tobi giggled as he heard that. Kisame then jumped up with Samehada in his hands. “Stop laughing at me you stupid heads!” Tobi dodged Kisame’s sleep attacking and ran from the room. Tobi then went to see Zetsu. Zetsu smiled as Tobi entered. “Oh Tobi. How are you?” “Tobi is a sad boy. Tobi had a nightmare and no one will comfort him.” “Well we’re sorry to hear that. Perhaps a snack will raise your spirits Tobi.” Zetsu pulled a cooler out from under his bed. “We found this very delectable little girl the other day. She is a little chewy from the rigor mortis, but she is still quite good.” Zetsu looked up and Tobi was gone. “Tobi?” Tobi was throwing up in the bathroom. After that Tobi walked over to Pain and Konan’s room. As he opened the door, Konan pushed from on top of her and quickly reached for the bed sheets to make sure they were covered. Konan blushed lightly as she looked at Tobi. “Tobi… what is it?” “Tobi had a nightmare. Can Tobi sleep with you two?” Pain looked annoyed. “No. Now get out.” Konan gave Pain a mean look and then looked at Tobi. “It would be a bit uncomfortable with the three of us Tobi.” “Okay. Why were you guys wrestling in bed anyway?” Pain looked at him and thought up a lie quickly. “We were wrestling to see who gets more closet space. I think I should because I have six bodies, but you know how women are.” Konan looked at Pain. “No I don’t. How are women Pain?” “Uhh.” Konan smiled at Tobi. “Just wait outside a second Tobi. Pain will go sleep in your room, and you can stay here with me.” “Yay!” Tobi went outside as Konan got dressed in front of a confused Pain. “What are you doing? I thought we were going too-.” Konan interrupted Pain. “I changed my mind. You know how women are.” She smirked at Pain as he put his clothes on. Pain left the room as Tobi simultaneously entered it. As Pain walked down the hall Itachi crossed his path with a glass of water. “Let me guess. You said something stupid and she kicked you out right?” Pain looked at Itachi. “Why would you assume that?” Itachi just stared at him. “On second thought don’t answer that. How come Tobi can’t sleep with you?” Itachi kept on walking as he answered. “Because I’m the only one here smart enough to lock his door before he goes to sleep.”
Zetsu: Roses are red, Kisame is blue
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do you think it shows?
Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion
I pray more often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do you think it shows?
Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion
I pray more often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christianity and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: Or you can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: Question Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christianity and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: Or you can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: Question Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!
This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that you guy's enjoy it! ^^
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't you go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't you go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*
Chapter 2:Rescue Mission
Naruto ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a minute where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then naruto got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE AKATSUKI KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and shikamaru came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" Said shikamaru then he saw Sakura and Naruto look at him."Er,I mean we heard Naruto say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked shikamaru embarrassed.
At the Akatsuki base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I love you brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she said that he started crying. "I.......love you too,little sister!"
Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a Akatsuki member? Find out next time
Naruto ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a minute where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then naruto got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE AKATSUKI KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and shikamaru came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" Said shikamaru then he saw Sakura and Naruto look at him."Er,I mean we heard Naruto say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked shikamaru embarrassed.
At the Akatsuki base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I love you brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she said that he started crying. "I.......love you too,little sister!"
Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a Akatsuki member? Find out next time