Fionna, I need the real you!

(5,10,1989) dear diary, it had been 5 years since I had been born I could hear mommy and daddy fighting in the other room again probably about me being born again and I understood all of it. I knew about a lot of stuff most kids these many (holds up five fingers) should not know like babies being born and yucky stuff like that so mommy was mad that because daddy had the spell thing on that made is so he could touch me and mommy 5 years ago then daddy got mommy pregnant so she was mad. even though I don't see daddy a lot I have another daddy named cinnamon bun he is really nice and all but he...

I know you just wanna give your little girl the world

But daddy I'm not just your little girl

I've got my own life

I've got my own plans

I hope you understand

And like the way that I am

'Cause I want your respect

And I want to be here

But I don't want to rule the Nightosphere.


So Finn and Jake
set out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough
for a kid and a dog on their own.

Here's a little house,
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in.
Well, that's a bad idea dude
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin'
Unless...