Finn: *stomach starts growling menacingly* Poop....
Jake: What is it Finn? *derp face* Are you hungry?
Finn: I can't believe I'm saying this.....but do you know what time it is?
Jake: What? Adventure--
Finn: NO. *slaps Jake* It's lunch time!
Jake:.........(that was even dumber than adventure time....)
Finn: *scary face and looks at Jake* Did you say something?
Jake: No.
?????: Wait! Don't you want to listen to my gloomy speech about life and how I hate it and---
Finn & Jake: *already gone into Bubblegum's castle*
????: They will resent soon enough....then fall into my evil clutches.....MWAHAHAHA! *coughs* Man I need some Benedrill...
-AT PB CASTLE-
Bubblegum: Yes, that's perfect! A little more to the left.....
Peppermint Butler: (soon my limbs are going to fall off due to fatigue)
Bubblegum: Peps, stop this nonsense and move the cotton candy statue to the proper location! *starts blabbering off her head*
Finn: HEY PB!!!!!!
Jake: Hi. I want some food.
Bubblegum: *sees her door broken* I hate them sometimes....ever since the Flame Princess incident.....but their fine I guess! Hi!
Finn: *goes up to her* Hey PB! Jake and I are really hungry.....can we eat some lampposts from the Candy Kingdom?
Bubblegum: Sure! But don't go too Crazy! *pulls out calculator* Now, if you eat 3.5 lampposts your body fat will increase by 5% with the sodium carbohydrates......*SCIENCEY STUFF INSERTED HERE!*
Finn: (let's go Jake. I don't want my brain to melt into the clutches of science. Or explode.)
Jake: (yeah)
Finn & Jake: *leave like awesome ninjas!*
Peppermint Butler: A little bit of help? *sweats while carrying the statue*
????: Yes, everything is going to plan! Now when they eat the poisonous lampposts, they will die! Then I can assassinate the princess and make.......THE PERFECT FIRST EVER BUBBLEGUM AND JELLY SANDWICH!
Me: (Reviews please and no flames!)
????: What are you doing here?
Jake: What is it Finn? *derp face* Are you hungry?
Finn: I can't believe I'm saying this.....but do you know what time it is?
Jake: What? Adventure--
Finn: NO. *slaps Jake* It's lunch time!
Jake:.........(that was even dumber than adventure time....)
Finn: *scary face and looks at Jake* Did you say something?
Jake: No.
?????: Wait! Don't you want to listen to my gloomy speech about life and how I hate it and---
Finn & Jake: *already gone into Bubblegum's castle*
????: They will resent soon enough....then fall into my evil clutches.....MWAHAHAHA! *coughs* Man I need some Benedrill...
-AT PB CASTLE-
Bubblegum: Yes, that's perfect! A little more to the left.....
Peppermint Butler: (soon my limbs are going to fall off due to fatigue)
Bubblegum: Peps, stop this nonsense and move the cotton candy statue to the proper location! *starts blabbering off her head*
Finn: HEY PB!!!!!!
Jake: Hi. I want some food.
Bubblegum: *sees her door broken* I hate them sometimes....ever since the Flame Princess incident.....but their fine I guess! Hi!
Finn: *goes up to her* Hey PB! Jake and I are really hungry.....can we eat some lampposts from the Candy Kingdom?
Bubblegum: Sure! But don't go too Crazy! *pulls out calculator* Now, if you eat 3.5 lampposts your body fat will increase by 5% with the sodium carbohydrates......*SCIENCEY STUFF INSERTED HERE!*
Finn: (let's go Jake. I don't want my brain to melt into the clutches of science. Or explode.)
Jake: (yeah)
Finn & Jake: *leave like awesome ninjas!*
Peppermint Butler: A little bit of help? *sweats while carrying the statue*
????: Yes, everything is going to plan! Now when they eat the poisonous lampposts, they will die! Then I can assassinate the princess and make.......THE PERFECT FIRST EVER BUBBLEGUM AND JELLY SANDWICH!
Me: (Reviews please and no flames!)
????: What are you doing here?
