Hey! It's me, the one and only, Marceline; The Vampire Queen. Well, I was just minding my own business, tuning my guitar, when this creep jumped up on me and demanded an interview. I tried to sound as boring as possible so he'd leave but he wasn't having it.
Here's how it went;
(I = interviewer)
(M= me)
I- hey! Marceline!
M- AHHH!! HOW'D YOU GET IN! GET OUT! NOW!
I- now, now Marcy. No need to pani-
M- DON'T CALL ME THAT! GET OUT!
I- Marceline, please, we're only trying to interview you.
M- I don't want to. Now, get out.
I- Marceline, if you'd ju-
M- I DON'T WANT TO! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! JUST GET OUT!!!!!!
I- *sigh* please, give us a chance.
M- FINE! Ugh! What is it with you people?!
I- ok, so, Marceline?
M- yeah?
I- how've you been?
M- fine.
I- I'm right in saying you're the vampire queen?
M- yeah.
I- so, where's the king?
M- is this gonna take long?
I- please answer my question.
M- he... Died.
I- he died? How?
M- I ate him.
I- oh.
•awkward silence•
M- *ahem*
I- oh, yes, sorry. So, Finn...
M- what about him?
I- do you have any interest in him?
M- what? Romantically?
I- yes.
M- umm.... He's a friend. Just a friend, really. I do like him a little i have to confess, but he's all gooey for Bubblegum. And he likes Flame Princess too. I stand no chance. Coz I'm a dead, mean, cold blooded, vampire queen. *sigh* And I'm 1,000 years old.
I- poor you. I'm sure he'll recognise you soon.
M- ya think?
I- yes. Anyway, you like to write songs. Am i right?
M- yup.
I- what's your favourite song that you've written?
M- I think I've said it, like, a thousand times already but it has to be 'I'm Just Your Problem'. The look on P.B.'s face was hilarious!
I- yes, indeed, and I'm right in saying you call Princess Bubblegum by her real name.
M- uh huh. Betcha Finn didn't know her first name was Bonnibel! Haha!
I- Thank you. An-
M- are we done?
I- yes. As I was say-
M- FINALLY! NOW BEAT IT BEFORE I TURN INTO A WOLF AND EAT YOU!
I- so long folks! RUUUUUNNNN!!!
*boop boop boop..... Bleep!*
Yeah, so that's how it went. I really got into it in some parts, that just showed my defence isn't 100% strong. I hope, if I ever get another interview, that they'll knock and wait for me to let them in. I was changing for bed when that dude broke in! So, yeah, that was it...
~ M
Here's how it went;
(I = interviewer)
(M= me)
I- hey! Marceline!
M- AHHH!! HOW'D YOU GET IN! GET OUT! NOW!
I- now, now Marcy. No need to pani-
M- DON'T CALL ME THAT! GET OUT!
I- Marceline, please, we're only trying to interview you.
M- I don't want to. Now, get out.
I- Marceline, if you'd ju-
M- I DON'T WANT TO! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! JUST GET OUT!!!!!!
I- *sigh* please, give us a chance.
M- FINE! Ugh! What is it with you people?!
I- ok, so, Marceline?
M- yeah?
I- how've you been?
M- fine.
I- I'm right in saying you're the vampire queen?
M- yeah.
I- so, where's the king?
M- is this gonna take long?
I- please answer my question.
M- he... Died.
I- he died? How?
M- I ate him.
I- oh.
•awkward silence•
M- *ahem*
I- oh, yes, sorry. So, Finn...
M- what about him?
I- do you have any interest in him?
M- what? Romantically?
I- yes.
M- umm.... He's a friend. Just a friend, really. I do like him a little i have to confess, but he's all gooey for Bubblegum. And he likes Flame Princess too. I stand no chance. Coz I'm a dead, mean, cold blooded, vampire queen. *sigh* And I'm 1,000 years old.
I- poor you. I'm sure he'll recognise you soon.
M- ya think?
I- yes. Anyway, you like to write songs. Am i right?
M- yup.
I- what's your favourite song that you've written?
M- I think I've said it, like, a thousand times already but it has to be 'I'm Just Your Problem'. The look on P.B.'s face was hilarious!
I- yes, indeed, and I'm right in saying you call Princess Bubblegum by her real name.
M- uh huh. Betcha Finn didn't know her first name was Bonnibel! Haha!
I- Thank you. An-
M- are we done?
I- yes. As I was say-
M- FINALLY! NOW BEAT IT BEFORE I TURN INTO A WOLF AND EAT YOU!
I- so long folks! RUUUUUNNNN!!!
*boop boop boop..... Bleep!*
Yeah, so that's how it went. I really got into it in some parts, that just showed my defence isn't 100% strong. I hope, if I ever get another interview, that they'll knock and wait for me to let them in. I was changing for bed when that dude broke in! So, yeah, that was it...
~ M
from hug wolf
2.when flame princess dumps finn that girl from hug wolf will date him
3.if lady didnt work out(i did) he was going to date hot dog princess
4.marcey likes finn
5.finn likes marcy a lil
6.there are soo many other princesses that they dont name......ill list them for ya
7.water
8.lighting
9.sound
10.animal
11.art(thats all i know) this is all real no fingers were hurt during this paper thing and........and um oh ya "tom dawnson" you know the tom on hear well he is never coming on line sooo
THE END
finn
