A few weeks ago it was reported that the FX hit American Horror Story was going to be getting a major face-lift. “Face-lift” still sounds like an understatement considering that the vast majority of the starring cast is not returning for the second season. What’s stranger is that this was not due to contract disputes or creative difference, but it was planned.

For all of the cast it lost, it was also confirmed that Jessica Lange and Evan Peters would be coming back but starring in completely different roles. According to Entertainment Weekly, the cast is going in an off-the-wall direction....